# The Wrath of Elvis! (Elvis movies you'd have liked to have seen) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961 "2003-07-03T06:00:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/1 "2003-07-03T06:00:14Z")
Let’s hear your favorite would-be Elvis movie titles! Whether you prefer the fat, old Elvis, or the young hip Elvis, there’s a movie title for you! - _Elvis and the Angry Inch_ - _Honey, I Shrunk the Elvis_ - _Elvisballs_ - _Elviscar Galactica_ - _Ten Things I Hate About Elvis_ - _How to Lose an Elvis in Ten Days_ - _The Amazing Colossal Elvis_ - _Beverly Hills Elvis_ - _Kangaroo Elvis_ - _Honey, I Shrunk the Elvis_ Thanks to **KCSuze** for every other one of these. She be clever. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/2 "2003-07-03T06:27:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _The Amazing Colossal Elvis_ Band name! - _Resident Elvis_: An outbreak of the “E-Virus” creates hordes of violent undead Elvis impersonators who destroy Raccoon City in their uncontrollable lust for peanut-butter an’ 'nana sammiches. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/3 "2003-07-03T06:56:04Z")
\*Running Elvis The Elvisnator Dr Jekyll and Mr Elvis Behind Sequinned Eyes ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/4 "2003-07-03T08:04:47Z")
Night of the Living Elvis. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Elvi. The Elvisist. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Elvis. Elviscatessen. Mondo Elvi. A Touch of Elvis. Three Colours: Blue Hawaii. Leaving Viva Las Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/5 "2003-07-03T10:59:56Z")
Belvisly Hillbillies. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/6 "2003-07-03T11:20:13Z")
The Good The Bad And Elvis My Big Fat Elvis Wedding High Elvis How Green Was My Elvis The Color Of Elvis Bonnie And Elvis ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/7 "2003-07-03T11:39:42Z")
A 4 part series: Elvis Elvises Elvis III Elvis Resurrection ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/8 "2003-07-03T11:41:12Z")
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Elvis Elvis Trek Elv7s Lethal Elvis I Was a Teenage Elvis Night of the Living Elvis Elvishead ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/9 "2003-07-03T12:05:25Z")
Elvis Almighty ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/10 "2003-07-03T13:12:14Z")
\*A Clockwork Elvis Elvis of Arabia O Elvis, Where Art Thou?\* “Whaddaya mean, _The Return of the King_ isn’t gonna be a bout Elvis???” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/11 "2003-07-03T13:16:05Z")
The Evil Elvis The Evil Elvis 2 Evil Elvis 3: Army of Elvis Elvis 2: Electric Bugaloo Elvis 3: Die, Elvis, Die ElvisKata ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/12 "2003-07-03T15:45:18Z")
\*Fried Green Elvises Crouching Elvis, Hidden Colonel They Saved Elvis’s Brain Full Metal Elvis Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Elvises\* ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/13 "2003-07-03T15:55:50Z")
\*An Officer and Elvis The King and I _(Ha!)_ Saving Private Presley Star Wars, Episode One: The Phantom Elvis Dude, Where’s My Pink Cadillac? The League of Extraordinary Rockabillies\* ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/14 "2003-07-03T16:39:36Z")
Swing low, sweet Elvis The Elvisfather When Harry met Elvis… ET - the Elvis Terrestrial It’s a wonderful Elvis! Elvis the Vampire Slayer ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/15 "2003-07-03T16:57:01Z")
And the TV shows: \*The Elvis Bunch The E-Team Elvis Trek, Elvis Trek: The Next Tour, Elvis Trek: Deep Rhythm Nine, Elvis Trek: Overseas, Elvis Trek: In The Beginning Bespangled Presley’s Island (“A three-hour tour…”) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/16 "2003-07-03T17:29:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \* > \*\*\*An Officer and Elvis > > The King and I _(Ha!)_ > > Saving Private Presley > > Star Wars, Episode One: The Phantom Elvis > > Dude, Where’s My Pink Cadillac? > > The League of Extraordinary Rockabillies\* \*\* I cackle. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/17 "2003-07-03T18:03:01Z")
King Elvis A giant Elvis Presley is captured on a remote South Pacific island and taken to New York. There, he escapes, kidnaps a girl, & climbs the Empire State Building, until shot down by the Beatles flying biplanes. or alternatively, Godzilla, Elvis of the Monsters A giant, radioactive dinosaur rises out of the sea, & conquers all Japan with his slicked-back hair, his swiveling hips, & his touching rendition of “Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear”. He is finally destroyed by the male population of Japan, who resent his converting every sexy chick in the Land of the Rising Sun into his personal love slaves. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/18 "2003-07-03T18:41:29Z")
I can’t choose between _My Big Fat Greek Elvis_ and _My Big Fat Elvis Wedding_. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/19 "2003-07-03T18:44:38Z")
_Throw the Colonel from the Train_ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961/20 "2003-07-03T19:58:06Z")
Now to _really_ make this fun, we need to start posting plots, like Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor did. So how about: **The Good The Bad And The Elvis** Clint and Elvis team up in the Wild West. Elvis goes into town to put on a concert, and when the police arrest him and decide to hang him, Clint shoots the rope … Later in the desert, Elvis sings his famous hit, “I’m a-gonna die of thirst, Blondie …” Surely someone can do better than that! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wrath-of-elvis-elvis-movies-youd-have-liked-to-have-seen/185961.md?page=2)