# The WTHeck did I volunteer for this? MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 3, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828 "2012-12-03T05:48:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/321 "2012-12-09T20:44:39Z")
Tres chic faucet **MOOOOOM**! Second load all put away and third in dryer. The fun just never ceases. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/322 "2012-12-09T20:48:23Z")
Oh and how did I forget Happy Anniversary \*\*Mooooom Jim\*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/323 "2012-12-09T22:04:05Z")
Got new truck washed and waxed. Filler her up(20 gallons@3.29/gallon:eek:) Had bacon habenero grilled cheese sammich for lunch. {{{{ **Apes** }}}} **mmmm** , it was 68 today. I don’t know what the windchill was with the sunroof open, and the windows down. 😛 Nice faucet, **Mmmoooommmmm**. And if your cranberries are rusting, they’re not cranberries, they’re ball bearings. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/324 "2012-12-09T22:21:30Z")
Laundry is done. Two batches of cookies are mixed up and chilling in the fridge. I’m ready to go to our fancy-pants anniversary dinner! 😃 We’re meeting our daughter at the restaurant, since she’d have to pass it on her way here. \*\*doggio \*\*- you funny! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/325 "2012-12-09T22:23:28Z")
I’m with **doggio**. A better name would be rotten cranberries. 😃 Laundry is all done and I’ve had a grilled cheese sammich and a glass of iced tea. All is good. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/326 "2012-12-09T22:59:06Z")
Got y’all beat on laundry, I didn’t have to do it at all because my son did it for me. I don’t know why he did, I think he took pity on my runny nose and hacking cough. Happy Anniversary **FCM** {{{ **Taters** }}} I’m glad I’m not the only heretic on board. {{{ **Apes** }}} So\*\* Capt\*\*, how was the date with the jail bait? 😉 I’m hungry, I don’t know why but this thread always makes me hungry. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/327 "2012-12-09T23:18:14Z")
I microwaved corned beef brisket and sauerkraut and piled it on hamburger buns to starve off stavation after we worked on the trailer today. The Princess pf Pomerania and Lakewood was taken out by her female slave. I let Penny out the back door and made her wait to come in until I had ingested my Reuben. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/328 "2012-12-09T23:31:00Z")
The only way I can deal with sauerkraut is on a reuben. For some reason sauerkraut does not give me room clearin’ biohazard gas when it’s on a reuben. Mayhaps the combo of corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressin’ somehow neutralizes the effect. Now I want a reuben. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/329 "2012-12-10T00:52:42Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Aw, thanks, **swampy**! > > Incidentally, puppeh isn’t limping. Either it was an owie that’s all better or when daughter came over last night, she figured out what the problem was and fixed it. Either way, puppeh is fine! Well, except that she keeps trying to eat a rocking chair. idiot dog… Puppies do that. I call it the “furry termite” stage. My mother once tried putting Tabasco on wood chair arms that the current puppy liked to chew. Unfortunately, the puppy decided she liked Tabasco. 🙂 “no more limping” is always good news. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/330 "2012-12-10T00:55:11Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Do you know what is worse than staying up all night with a barfing child? Not much, that’s what ☹ You could have had two or more sick at once. Hope the little one is better soon. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/331 "2012-12-10T01:05:45Z")
Rosie: When I suggested to Mrs. Plant v.2.0 that we bexome romantic, she said, “Essohel”. Is that Yiddish? ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/332 "2012-12-10T01:12:18Z")
**New MMP** here whenever y’all are ready 🙂 [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15779238#post15779238](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15779238#post15779238) ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/333 "2012-12-10T01:13:23Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > You could have had two or more sick at once. > > Hope the little one is better soon. Oh, he is fine now. Had three corn dogs for dinner and has been playing video games all day. Stinker:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/334 "2012-12-10T01:17:20Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The only way I can deal with sauerkraut is on a reuben. For some reason sauerkraut does not give me room clearin’ biohazard gas when it’s on a reuben. Mayhaps the combo of corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressin’ somehow neutralizes the effect. > > Now I want a reuben. Then mebbe you should try a Reuben on pumpernickel. That bread is known as The Devil’s Fart for good reason. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/335 "2012-12-10T01:18:30Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > **New MMP** here whenever y’all are ready 🙂 > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15779238#post15779238](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15779238#post15779238) but… it’s SUNDAY! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/336 "2012-12-10T01:23:00Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > but… it’s SUNDAY! 😕 We’re not good at dates and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/337 "2012-12-10T03:14:12Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > but… it’s SUNDAY! 😕 I said when you are ready. No pressure **Ethi** 🙂 We do have some MMPers from fuurin places, so their Monday starts before ours. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/338 "2012-12-10T05:55:01Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Oh, he is fine now. Had three corn dogs for dinner and has been playing video games all day. Stinker:rolleyes: Kids. 🙂 Thanks for the new MMP. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828/339 "2012-12-10T07:13:27Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I said when you are ready. No pressure **Ethi** 🙂 We do have some MMPers from fuurin places, so their Monday starts before ours. 😉 _Raises hand_ it was already 3 AM on Monday when \*\*Apes \*\*posted the link. I hereby declare \*\*Apes \*\*exonerated of the grievous crime of SEP-ing (Sunday Evening Post-ing, in case it wasn’t clear :)) Now off to follow the link to the **new** MMP! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wtheck-did-i-volunteer-for-this-mmp/642828.md?page=16)