# The Zappo Appreciation Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627 "2003-04-01T03:37:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/41 "2003-04-02T19:24:13Z")

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I love Cadillacs. Apparently so does this Zappo fellow (at least he has a white one) so he’s okay in my book. If he will buy me the new Caddy station wagon, I will kick Eddy out and marry him.

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/42 "2003-04-03T01:20:44Z")

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**Munch** : Believe me, I regretted that for a day or two afterward!

**Superdude** : Same here. Maybe someday I can get me back to Lou’ville and we can have a few more beers.

**Jadis** : Well, if I’m aces, that makes you a full house. I think you’re swell. And yes, I’m hoping to make it to Morimoto, subject to some other demands on my time that day. I’ll be down at the folks’ for Easter, so it looks good.

**GKW** : Pleased to meetcha! Actually, I have two Cadillacs; a '66 Fleetwood Brougham (double black with a red interior) and a '90 Brougham d’Elegance (double white with red leather). Where have you been all my life? 😃

Send a picture and I’ll go talk to the dealer. Instead of the new wagon thing, how about a '56 Hess & Eisenhardt Custom ViewMaster? 😉

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/43 "2003-04-03T05:43:21Z")

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> Hiya, KCSuze! Good to meetcha. And thanks. You’ll fit right in. . .and you’ll be A Pillar Of The Community before you know it.

Thanks! And I sure hope so…as long as no one finds the bodies. 😃

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> As the only man I’ve seen attempt to consume the entire fish and chips at Claddagh (lemon condoms and all),

Do I want to know?

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/44 "2003-04-03T06:00:43Z")

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**Zappo** has one white Caddy. Red interior. Sweet ride. Oh yes. It is lovely indeed.

But he’s also got a butt-kicking Buick Roadmaster. Now _that_ is some serious automobilage. I see it, and I want to start singing “Love Shack.” You haven’t lived until you’ve ridden in the Roadmaster with six other rowdy Dopers and Sal at the wheel, hollering “Hey! Don’t you make me come back there!” 😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/45 "2003-04-03T13:01:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\ ***Zappo** has one white Caddy. Red interior. Sweet ride. Oh yes. It is lovely indeed.
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> But he’s also got a butt-kicking Buick Roadmaster. Now _that_ is some serious automobilage. I see it, and I want to start singing “Love Shack.” You haven’t lived until you’ve ridden in the Roadmaster with six other rowdy Dopers and Sal at the wheel, hollering “Hey! Don’t you make me come back there!” 😃 \*\*

It _would_ have been a sweet ride if _someone_ wasn’t flicking the back of my head constantly. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/46 "2003-04-03T13:15:30Z")

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**Zap** I am definitely up for some beer, pretzels and scrapple. And some sushi. Except for that nasty sea urchin, of course.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/47 "2003-04-03T15:01:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*It _would_ have been a sweet ride if _someone_ wasn’t flicking the back of my head constantly. 😃 \*\*

**Persephone** wouldn’t do that, would she? 😃

I think Sal’s cars have a temporary loss of direction field inside them whenever you have more than three Dopers inside. Both times I’ve been in them with big groups of Dopers, we’ve either made a wrong turn or there’s been disagreement on where we were supposed to go (a la **Lindy** and I trying to help Sal navigate back to the hotels in NYC last January).

But, really, if you can’t have fun getting confused with Dopers, who CAN you have fun getting confused with? Especially with Sal at the wheel?

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**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/48 "2003-04-03T15:38:41Z")

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**Zappo** I like your taste! I fell in love with big old cars as a child when I first saw my grandma’s pink caddy convertible. It must have been a really old model because its fins were more rounded than pointy. I vaguely remember my mother’s embarassment- like it was some slutmobile or something- but I lusted after it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/49 "2003-04-04T00:00:20Z")

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**swampy** : I’m so with you. Sea urchin is just gross. Some nice spicy tuna rolls, though. . .yum.

**KCSuze** : The fish and chips at the Claddagh contains a LOT of fish. And quite a few chips.

**GKW** : I say again, where the hell have you been all my life? 😃

And where are you now? Maybe you and me and Eddy can go for a cruise sometime. . .

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/50 "2003-04-04T00:05:07Z")

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Yeah, he’s okay, I guess. 😉

Just kidding … you KNOW you’re the best!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/51 "2003-04-04T00:20:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*It _would_ have been a sweet ride if _someone_ wasn’t flicking the back of my head constantly. 😃 \*\*

That was \*\*Euty. \*\* I swear. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/52 "2003-04-04T00:52:10Z")

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Don’t make me stop this car!

And **Euty** , you’re a swell fella too.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/53 "2003-04-04T00:57:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zappo \*  
> \*\*Don’t make me stop this car! \*\*

Not to worry, guys. With the inertia of the size of his cars, it’ll take him at leat a half an hour to get them stopped. 😉

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/54 "2003-04-04T03:17:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus \*  
> \*\*Not to worry, guys. With the inertia of the size of his cars, it’ll take him at leat a half an hour to get them stopped. 😉 \*\*

Ahhhh, you’re just jealous. 😉

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zappo-appreciation-thread/165627/55 "2003-04-04T05:03:13Z")

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> KCSuze: The fish and chips at the Claddagh contains a LOT of fish. And quite a few chips.

Oh…I thought it was dirty. I’m so disappointed. Oh, well. You still rock anyway, **Zappo!**

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