# The zero-tolerance dimwits score another perfect shot to the foot

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 30, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zero-tolerance-dimwits-score-another-perfect-shot-to-the-foot/277297 "2004-11-30T06:49:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zero-tolerance-dimwits-score-another-perfect-shot-to-the-foot/277297/41 "2004-12-01T17:04:31Z")

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From the article:

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> Mike Schultz, president of the Warhawks Band Booster Club, said Monday that his phone has been ringing constantly with requests to purchase the kits. Stephenson said he has since donated an additional 1,900 fishing kits to the booster club’s sale.

Their school mascot is the **WARHAWKS** and they have a problem with an “arsenal” of fillet knives? Maybe they should change their name to the Lambs, or the Pussies.

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