# the Zoggie-Broccoli survey: feel free to ignore at your leisure

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 13, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182 "2001-11-13T20:42:41Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/21 "2001-11-14T01:57:06Z")

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1. Coke (diet only)
2. Motley Crue (can’t believe I had Shout @ the Devil in 5th grade
3. Batman
4. Meat - sometimes
5. Simpsons - ABSOLUTELY
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant - mmm, the first one.
7. Samantha
8. Mary Ann
9. Piercings
10. Lowbrow funny
11. Cats
12. Night
13. Beach
14. No
15. Striaght
16. Message Board
17. Gun Movie
18. Book
19. Old
20. Chicken
21. Rolling Stones
22. ‘Pop’ Punk (sorry)
23. Me
24. Us
25. Hero
26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
27. College
28. Monkey
29. Card games
30. CA (I live here, how could I not?)
31. Mohawk or Mullet? - Good lord, I have to choose between those horrors?
32. All Stars
33. Target
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? (pass on all 3)
35. Pizza
36. Glasses
37. Japanese cars
38. Color
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? - eh?
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie
46. Real
47. Short
48. Deaf
49. Third Date Rule: Yes
50. huh? - come again?
51. Handcuffs
52. the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Rats
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Oldest or Youngest? - only child!
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. Mystery: English
63. Broccoli
64. Fruits & Veggies food group
65. Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? neither.

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**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/22 "2001-11-14T03:38:01Z")

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1. Pepsi
2. None of them
3. Batman
4. On occasion
5. Love 'em
6. Don’t know
7. see above
8. see above
9. Piercings
10. Both
11. Cats
12. Both
13. Mountains
14. Yes
15. Striaght
16. Read message board while on AIM
17. Gun Movie
18. Read book while watching TV (I multitiask :p)
19. New
20. Chicken
21. the Rolling Stones
22. ‘Pop’ Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Bad Guy
26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
27. College
28. Monkey
29. Board games
30. NY
31. Mohawk
32. Combat Boots
33. Wal Mart
34. No TV
35. Fast Food
36. Contacts
37. USA
38. Color
39. Don’t know
40. Spanish
41. Vader!!!
42. Luke
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Niether
46. Real
47. Tall
48. Deaf
49. What the Hell are you talking about?
50. Word to that
51. Handcuffs
52. Don’t know
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Both
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Oldest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. American
63. Beef
64. Wheat
65. Don’t know
66. see above

Most of the “don’t knows” are because I am both young and have not watched TV on a regular basis for about two years.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/23 "2001-11-14T04:04:21Z")

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[sup]Since I have nothing better to do, here goes[/sup]

1. Coke or Pepsi? **Don’t care**
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? **Hate them both**
3. Spiderman or Batman? **Spiderman**
4. Meat? **Chicken**
5. Simpsons? **No**
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? **Dick York**
7. Samantha or Genie? **Genie**
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? **Mary Ann**
9. Tatoos or Piercings? \*\* No\*\*
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? **Lowbrow**
11. Dogs or Cats? **cats**
12. Day or Night? **Night**
13. Beach or Mountains? **Mountains**
14. Yes or No? **Fro What?**
15. Gay or Striaght? **Straight**
16. Message Board or Instant Message? **Message Board**
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? **Neither**
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? **Book**
19. Old or New? **For what?**
20. Chicken or Fish? **Chicken**
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? **Stones**
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? **None of the choices**
23. Me or You? **Again, for what?**
24. Us or Them? \*\* See above for answer\*\*
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? **Anti hero**
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? [bI just think he is a bad actor.\*\*
27. College or Life Experience? **Too young to answer**
28. Monkey or Robot? **Robot**
29. Video, Board, or Card games? **Card, or board**
30. CA or NY? **Ohio**
31. Mohawk or Mullet? **Neither**
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? **Vans**
33. Target or Wal Mart? **Neither**
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? **Lenno**
35. Pizza or Fast Food? **Fast food**
36. Glasses or Contacts? **Glasses**
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? **Euro**
38. Black & White or Color? **Color**
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? **Who are they?**
40. French or Spanish? **French, Parlez-vous francais?**
41. Vader or Maul? **Vader**
42. Luke or Han? **Han**
43. Pudding or Jell-o? **Jell-o**
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? **Hate both**
45. MTV or Indie? **Neither**
46. Fake or Real (you know what.)? **what do you speak of**
47. Short or Tall? **Me? I’m medium**
48. Blind or Deaf? **Rather go blind**
49. Third Date Rule:Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? **Never dated**
50. huh? **really?**
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? **Leather**
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? **Mme Cleo**
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? **blind date**
54. WWF or Football? **Suicide an option?**
55. Snakes or Rats? **Rats**
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? **Clean shaven**
57. Christmas or Halloween? **Christmas**
58. Either or Or? **No**
59. Oldest or Youngest? **Oldest**
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? **Beetlejuice**
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? \*\*Supernatural \*\*
62. Mystery: English or American? **English**
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? **Broccili**
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? **Protein**
65. Wayne or Garth? **Wayne**
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? **Who are you talking about?**

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/24 "2001-11-14T04:12:25Z")

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1. Coke
2. Guns n’ Roses,
3. Batman?
4. Meat? Depends on my mood.
5. Simpsons? Yep
6. or Dick Seargant?
7. Genie?
8. Ginger (Anyone that knows me, knows why.)
9. Piercings
10. Highbrow funny
11. Dogs (Bunnies!)
12. Day
13. Mountains
14. Yes
15. Striaght
16. Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick
18. Book
19. Old or New - Both
20. Fish
21. Who
22. Real Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Hero
26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
27. College or Life Experience - Both
28. Monkey
29. Card
30. NY
31. Mohawk
32. Combat Boots
33. Wal Mart
34. Letterman
35. Pizza
36. Glasses
37. Euro cars
38. Color
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han (OOOOO, Han!)
43. Pudding
44. Beavis and Butt-Head
45. MuchMusic
46. Real
47. Tall
48. Deaf
49. What the Hell are you talking about
50. huh? What?
51. Handcuffs
52. ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Snakes or Rats - Either
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Youngest
60. Edward Scissorhands
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. English
63. Broccoli
64. Dairy
65. Wayne
66. Guy

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**Author:** ![Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathleen_de_Trelare)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/25 "2001-11-14T04:37:12Z")

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Well, it’s either this or sit around and wait for the phone to ring so that I can talk to someone that I don’t want to talk to but am too much of a pushover to tell not to call back. I know that doesn’t make sense. Don’t worry. Neither will the rest.

1. Coke (and not the fake kind my mom buys when I’m home)
2. Poison (also makes a decent perfume)
3. Batman (Spiderman doesn’t even have a car.)
4. Meat? as often as possible
5. WHO???
6. Did you say Dick? Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
7. Genie (As my brother would say SHE’S HOT. Not that I would know, of course. As a member of Future Nuns of America, I would never think carnal thoughts of another human person, especially one of the same sex as myself. THAT’S JUST WRONG!)
8. the Professor
9. Piercing what?
10. unibrow funny
11. Dogs (They’re delicious. Cats only give you hairballs.)
12. Night
13. Beach (Can’t you spell? There’s no e or a in… Oh, wait! I get it now! BEACH!)
14. None of the above
15. What does “Striaght” mean?
16. Message Bored
17. Jackie Chan
18. Book made into a made-for-tv movie
19. What does new mean? I’ve never heard of it.
20. Chicken (white meat, not dark, and I never could care for the neck whether it was “just for flavor” or not)
21. the What???
22. Who you callin’ a punk, punk?
23. ME,ME, WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE?
24. Thus
25. I prefer the term “morally challenged” to “bad guy”
26. Dumb Keanu is way better. I don’t like anyone who pretends to be smarter than I’m pretending to be.
27. College sucks. I know from my life’s experience.
28. Monkeybot
29. Video games (I really enjoy playing my SEGA that I bought just as it was becoming obsolete.)
30. LA
31. What are those? Where I’m from the barber only knows one cut and those aren’t it?)
32. Now let’s be practical here. HEELS.
33. Wal Mart,Wal Mart  
It’s my store  
I shop there  
'cause I am poor
34. I’m afraid I can’t stay up late enough to find out.
35. What’s the difference? As long as it tastes decent and I don’t have to cook it.
36. Glasses (I’d probably poke my eyes out with contacts. My hand-eye coordination isn’t particularly good.)
37. I can’t even afford to think about cars let alone actually drive them.
38. Everything looks better through rose-colored glasses.
39. I’m not familiar with those particular members of the animule kingdom.
40. English
41. Vader. He’s REALLY scary when you’re ten. You can ask my older brother. Maul’s just some dude wearing a lot of make-up. You see that everyday on Springer.
42. Luke
43. Jell-o (Pudding just sits in my refrigerator for a few months until I get up the nerve to evict it.)
44. Beavis and Butt-Head (a classic children’s show as far as I’m concerned. My five year old niece loves it. Especially as two in the morning on a koolaid rush.)
45. CNN (Yeah! Right! Sure!)
46. I didn’t know they could make THOSE fake(you know what…)?
47. Tall (I’m nearsighted. Short people make me have to squint too much.)
48. Numb…I mean, Dumb!
49. What the heck are you talking about? (Didn’t I tell you to watch your f\*\*king language?)
50. automatic monkey search, You heard what I said!
51. those Chinese fingertrap thingies
52. I prefer to be called Ms.Cleo. (By the way, that rash wasn’t caused by the washing powder you used on your jeans)
53. Fifth Wheel (Though I would change the rules. Why can’t you choose two guys. Also, wouldn’t it be more interesting if there were a gay one with five people of the same sex. I wonder how that would work?)
54. I’m not into violence.
55. Neither. I say kill them all.
56. Clean Shaven (Oh, wait! Were you talking about the face?)
57. Halloween (there’s a lot more choice in what to wear. Christmas is either red or green, or if you’re willing to be jeered at by everyone you know, a combination of both.)
58. Or Or
59. Oldest, Second, and Only. It’s a really long story.
60. Beetlehands or Scissorjuice?
61. I told you I’m not into violence. Why don’t you just leave me alone?
62. Only in America
63. Did somebody say Beef?
64. Chocolate food group
65. Wayne Toups or Garth Brooks?
66. It’s either a really funny looking guy or a really funny looking girl.

I wrote this here to take up space and as I believe that I have gone above and beyond the call of duty, I will bid you all a do and a don’t.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/26 "2001-11-14T09:49:32Z")

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I don’t know why, but I love surveys like this.

1. Coke or Pepsi? **Coke**
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? **G’n’R**
3. Spiderman or Batman? **Batman**
4. Meat? **Yes**
5. Simpsons? **Yes**
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? **Who?**
7. Samantha or Genie? **Genie, but it’s a close call**
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? **Mary Ann**
9. Tatoos or Piercings? **Tattoos**
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? **Just give me funny**
11. Dogs or Cats? **Cats**
12. Day or Night? **Night**
13. Beach or Mountains? **Mountains**
14. Yes or No? **Maybe**
15. Gay or Striaght? **Straight**
16. Message Board or Instant Message? **MB**
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? **Kung-Fu**
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? **Book**
19. Old or New? **Old**
20. Chicken or Fish? **Chicken**
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? **Stones (especially "Sympathy for the Devil"**
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? **Neither**
23. Me or You? **Them**
24. Us or Them? **Who?**
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? **Anti-Hero**
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? **No Keanu**
27. College or Life Experience? **Life experience**
28. Monkey or Robot? **Monkey**
29. Video, Board, or Card games? **Board games**
30. CA or NY? **Don’t know**
31. Mohawk or Mullet? **Eew…**
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? **All Stars**
33. Target or Wal Mart? **Target**
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? **Letterman**
35. Pizza or Fast Food? **Pizza**
36. Glasses or Contacts? **Glasses**
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? **Australian, preferably**
38. Black & White or Color? **Colour**
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? **The rat**
40. French or Spanish? **French**
41. Vader or Maul? **Vader**
42. Luke or Han? **Han**
43. Pudding or Jell-o? **Pudding**
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? **South Park**
45. MTV or Indie? **?**
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? **Real**
47. Short or Tall? **Tall. Or short. Whatever.**
48. Blind or Deaf? **Dear**
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? **WTHAYTA**
50. huh? **Indeed**
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? **Both. Please.**
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? **Eew…**
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? **Neither**
54. WWF or Football? **Football (by which I mean either rugby league or AFL**
55. Snakes or Rats? **Snakes**
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? **Clean shaven**
57. Christmas or Halloween? **Christmas**
58. Either or Or? **Or**
59. Oldest or Youngest? **Oldest**
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands? **Beetlejuice**
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? **Supernatural**
62. Mystery: English or American? **English**
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? **Beef.**
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? **Fruits and veggies**
65. Wayne or Garth? **Garth**
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? **Cloning accident**

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/27 "2001-11-14T14:58:51Z")

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1. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

1. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?  
G’n’R

2. Spiderman or Batman?  
Spider-Man

3. Meat?  
Yes

4. Simpsons?  
God, yes

5. Dick York or Dick Seargant?  
York

6. Samantha or Genie?  
Genie

7. Ginger or Mary Ann?  
Maryann

8. Tatoos or Piercings?  
Piercings

9. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?  
Lowbrow

10. Dogs or Cats?  
Dogs

11. Day or Night?  
Day

12. Beach or Mountains?  
Mountains

13. Yes or No?  
Yes

14. Gay or Striaght?  
Straight

15. Message Board or Instant Message?  
MB

16. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?  
Guns

17. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?  
Movies

18. Old or New?  
New

19. Chicken or Fish?  
Fish

20. the Who or the Rolling Stones?  
The Stones

21. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?  
Pop

22. Me or You?  
Me

23. Us or Them?  
Us

24. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?  
Anti-hero

25. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?  
Dumb

26. College or Life Experience?  
College

27. Monkey or Robot?  
Monkey

28. Video, Board, or Card games?  
Video

29. CA or NY?  
CA

30. Mohawk or Mullet?  
Mohawk. I pity the fool who wearsa mullet.

31. All Stars or Combat Boots?  
Combats

32. Target or Wal Mart?  
Walmart

33. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?  
Leno now. Used to be Letterman.

34. Pizza or Fast Food?  
'Za

35. Glasses or Contacts?  
Glasses

36. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?  
USA

37. Black & White or Color?  
Colour

38. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?  
Rizzo

39. French or Spanish?  
French

40. Vader or Maul?  
Vader

41. Luke or Han?  
Han

42. Pudding or Jell-o?  
Pudding

43. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?  
B&BH

44. MTV or Indie?  
MTV

45. Fake or Real (you know what…)?  
Real

46. Short or Tall?  
Tall

47. Blind or Deaf?  
Deaf

48. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?  
Yes

49. huh?  
You bet

50. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?  
Leather

51. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?  
Mrs. Cleo

52. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?  
Blind Date

53. WWF or Football?  
Football

54. Snakes or Rats?  
Rats

55. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?  
Clean

56. Christmas or Halloween?  
Christmas

57. Either or Or?  
Or

58. Oldest or Youngest?  
Oldest

59. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?  
Beetlejuice

60. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?  
Supernatural

61. Mystery: English or American?  
American

62. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?  
Beef

63. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?  
Protein

64. Wayne or Garth?  
Wayne

65. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?  
Girl

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/28 "2001-11-14T22:03:14Z")

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1. Coke or Pepsi?  
Whichever is closer.

2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?  
Death, or at least an icepick for my eardrums.

3. Spiderman or Batman?  
Batman.

4. Meat?  
Yes.

5. Simpsons?  
Absodiddlyoody.

6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?  
Sergeant York.

7. Samantha or Genie?  
Jeannie.

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?  
Mary Ann.

9. Tatoos or Piercings?  
Neither.

10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?  
Lowbrow.

11. Dogs or Cats?  
Cats.

12. Day or Night?  
Night.

13. Beach or Mountains?  
Beach.

14. Yes or No?  
Probably.

15. Gay or Striaght?  
Straight.

16. Message Board or Instant Message?  
MB.

17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?  
Gun.

18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?  
T.V.

19. Old or New?  
Old.

20. Chicken or Fish?  
Hm. Depends upon the fish. A good salmon steak or a nicely done Tunafish Melt is wonderful, but give me chicken if all you’ve got is crappie or cod.

21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?  
The Who.

22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?  
Green Day and Offspring, which makes me one of those Pop Punk weenies. Sorry.

23. Me or You?  
Me.

24. Us or Them?  
Us.

25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?  
Bad Guy.

26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?  
Dumb Keanu. _That_ he’s convincing as.

27. College or Life Experience?  
Life Experience.

28. Monkey or Robot?  
Robot monkeys, actually.

29. Video, Board, or Card games?  
Board.

30. CA or NY?  
NY.

31. Mohawk or Mullet?  
Mohawk.

32. All Stars or Combat Boots?  
All Stars. Black.

33. Target or Wal Mart?  
Wal Mart.

34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?  
Sleep.

35. Pizza or Fast Food?  
Fast food.

36. Glasses or Contacts?  
Allergic to contacts. Glasses.

37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?  
Crap, I can’t tell. If it’s an American company, designed by Japanese engineers, and assembled in China, who the fuck really made it? I drive a Chrysler, though.

38. Black & White or Color?  
Whichever is the original.

39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?  
Rizzo. _Always_ Rizzo.

40. French or Spanish?  
French. Though I wish Spanish.

41. Vader or Maul?  
Hmmm. Three movies of delicious malevolence vs. one cool fight scene and dismemberment. Gotta go with Vader.

42. Luke or Han?  
Han.

43. Pudding or Jell-o?  
Pudding.

44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?  
South Park.

45. MTV or Indie?  
Indie. Don’t know what Indie is, but at least it ain’t MTV.

46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?  
Either. Just so long as I have access to them.

47. Short or Tall?  
Either.

48. Blind or Deaf?  
Oy. Strike me deaf, first.

49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?  
Huh?

50. huh?  
What the hell are you talking about?

51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?  
Leather.

52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?  
Death.

53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?  
Huh?

54. WWF or Football?  
Football.

55. Snakes or Rats?  
I _am_ a Rat, actually.

56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?  
beard.

57. Christmas or Halloween?  
Christmas.

58. Either or Or?  
And.

59. Oldest or Youngest?  
Oldest.

60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?  
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Bee…

61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?  
Supernatural thriller.

62. Mystery: English or American?  
English.

63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?  
Beef.

64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?  
Protein.

65. Wayne or Garth?  
Garth.

66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?  
Hermaphrodite.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/29 "2001-11-14T22:43:19Z")

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1. Pepsi
2. GnR
3. Spiderman
4. Yes, please
5. [homer] It works on so many levels! [/homer]
6. Dick York
7. Samantha
8. Ginger
9. Tatoo and Piercings
10. Little from column A, little from column B
11. Dogs {involve much less sticking of the ass in the face)
12. Day, by necessity, Night, in my dreams
13. Mountains
14. Yes
15. Straight-ish
16. Message Board
17. Gun Movie
18. Book
19. Old
20. Chicken
21. Rolling Stones
22. Real Punks
23. Me
24. Them
25. Anti-Hero
26. And the difference would be?
27. College–two cheers for extended adolescence!
28. Monkey
29. whichever I can guilt-trip someone into joining me in
30. homebound–can’t quite say
31. Mohawk
32. I have both, thank you
33. Target
34. Letterman
35. Pizza
36. Glasses
37. “USA! USA! USA!”
38. Black & White
39. Rizzo the Rat?
40. French
41. Vader–no contest
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. MTV, when I must
46. Real as they come
47. Shorter
48. Rather be Deaf–life without reading? count me out
49. Usually, although by then it’s getting a little old
50. huh? [my mother]Don’t say ‘huh’, it makes you sound ignorant [/my mother]
51. Handcuffs
52. Mrs. Cleo, she was me in a previous life
53. Blind Date
54. Soccer
55. My snake eats rats
56. Facial Hair
57. Halloween
58. Or
59. Second Oldest
60. Edward Scissorhands
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. English
63. Beef
64. Dairy
65. Garth’s a hottie
66. Guy

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/30 "2001-11-15T04:53:25Z")

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1. neither, yuck
2. GNR
3. Batman
4. yes
5. yes, but not religiously
6. no preference
7. Sam, witches are more free-range
8. For what? I’d sooner sleep with Gillian, if that’s what you’re asking
9. neither at the moment, would consider a tattoo first
10. high
11. dogs
12. night
13. beach
14. straight
15. yes
16. both
17. gun
18. book
19. new
20. depends, as a pet fish are better, as a food chicken (I hate seafood)
21. Rolling Stones
22. Pop Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Hero
26. yes
27. College, but working on life
28. Monkey
29. Board
30. NY
31. All Stars
32. Wal-mart (dude, the nearest Target is 40 miles away!)
33. Mullet, if we’re talking spot the hair style
34. none, ewww
35. Fast food
36. Contacts
37. USA
38. TV- color photos- B&W
39. Rizzo
40. Spanish
41. Vader
42. Luke
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie
46. Real
47. Short
48. Deaf(but I’d miss music a lot)
49. Um, what the hell?
50. nevermind
51. leather
52. Miss Cleo
53. isn’t that 3rd?
54. WWF
55. Rats
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Or
59. Oldest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural thriller
62. American
63. Beef
64. Dairy
65. Garth
66. none of the above

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/31 "2001-11-15T05:20:17Z")

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1. Coke or Pepsi? Usually Pepsi, but I don’t drink much soda.
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? None of them.
3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman.
4. Meat? Sometimes
5. Simpsons? You bet!
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Indifferent
7. Samantha or Genie? Indifferent
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Indifferent
9. Tatoos or Piercings? Both
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Both
11. Dogs or Cats? Cats
12. Day or Night? Night
13. Beach or Mountains? Both
14. Yes or No? No
15. Gay or Striaght? Straight
16. Message Board or Instant Message? Both
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Kung-Fu Flick
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Book
19. Old or New? Old
20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? The Who
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Real Punk
23. Me or You? Myself
24. Us or Them? Us
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Anti-Hero
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Yuk, neither
27. College or Life Experience? Well, I’ve had the latter, now I’m working on the former. I’ll get back to you.
28. Monkey or Robot? Robot
29. Video, Board, or Card games? Cards
30. CA or NY? CA
31. Mohawk or Mullet? Neither
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Neither
33. Target or Wal Mart? Indifferent
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? None of the above
35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza
36. Glasses or Contacts? Neither
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? I don’t drive
38. Black & White or Color? Colour
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Indifferent
40. French or Spanish? Spanish
41. Vader or Maul? Vader
42. Luke or Han? Han
43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park
45. MTV or Indie? Neither
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Neither
47. Short or Tall? Short. Or Tall.
48. Blind or Deaf? Deaf
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? No.
50. huh? Exactly!
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Leather Restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Neither
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? I’ve never seen either.
54. WWF or Football? Football
55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? N/A
57. Christmas or Halloween? Halloween
58. Either or Or? Either
59. Oldest or Youngest? N/A
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Beetlejuice
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Supernatural
62. Mystery: English or American? English
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Yum! All of the Above.
65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Not familiar with the character.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/32 "2001-11-15T05:33:16Z")

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When is Zoggie going to answer this survey? Just curious.

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1. can’t tell the difference
2. Guns n’ Roses
3. neither
4. no
5. yes
6. no
7. huh?
8. Ginger
9. no
10. both
11. 6 of one, half dozen of the other (actually 1 of each)
12. Night
13. both (southern California)
14. maybe
15. Striaght?
16. Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick
18. Book
19. New
20. no
21. Rolling Stones
22. neither
23. Me
24. Us
25. Anti-Hero
26. Dumb smart Keanu
27. College
28. Monkey, of course
29. Board games
30. CA (What kind of question is that ???)
31. neither
32. neither
33. Wal Mart, though I’m ashamed to admit it
34. no
35. Pizza
36. neither
37. Japanese
38. Color
39. huh?
40. Spanish
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie
46. Real
47. beyond short
48. nope
49. What the Hell are you talking about
50. yes
51. Handcuffs
52. neither
53. WTF is the 5th wheel?
54. either, but not both combined
55. Rats
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas, you don’t get a 3-eek break at Halloween
58. or
59. Youngest
60. Beetlejuice (never seen ES)
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. English
63. Broccoli
64. Fruits & Veggies
65. Way
66. Girl

And just for the record: Coke, Gn’R, spiderman, Meat - yum, Simpsons - like’em, York, Genie, Mary ann, Draw, Lowbrow, Dogs, Night, Beach, Yes, Straight, Instant Message, Kung-Fu Flick, Silver Screen, New, Chicken, the Who, Real punk, Me, Us, Bad Guy, Dumb Keanu, Life Exp, Monkey, Video games, CA, Mohawk, All Stars, Target, O’Brian, Pizza, Contacts, USA cars, Color, Pepe the Prawn, Spanish, Vader in general Maul for the fights, Han, Jell-o, Beavis and Butt-Head, neither, Real, Tall, Deaf, Yes, n/a, Handcuffs, Mrs. Cleo, Blind Date, Football, Snakes, Facial Hair, Halloween (but it’s close), Or, Oldest, Beetlejuice, Super. Thriller, American Mystery, Beef, Wheat (beer, pasta and bread are all from here), Wayne, Girl.

So - now you all know more about me than you probably cared to 😃 Mods, feel free to move this poll to MPSIMS if this really is just too pointless for you to leave here 😉 \*\*  
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1. Root Beer
2. Guns n’ Roses
3. Batman?
4. Meat? Yes
5. Simpsons? Okay
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Seargant had Genie, yes?
7. Genie
8. Mary Ann
9. Tatoos or Piercings? Hell, both.
10. Highbrow funny; easier to make fun of
11. Dogs
12. Night
13. Mountains
14. No
15. Gay or Striaght? Neither!
16. Message Board or Instant Message? Both!
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? NEITHER
18. Book
19. New?
20. Chicken
21. the Who
22. Real Punk
23. Me
24. Us
25. Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. Life Experience
28. Monkey
29. Card games
30. NY
31. Mohawk
32. All Stars
33. Wal Mart
34. Leno
35. Pizza
36. Glasses
37. Japanese cars?
38. Black & White
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? ???
40. French
41. Vader
42. Luke
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. MTV
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? ???
47. Short or Tall? Depends
48. Blind or Deaf? Depends
49. Third Date Rule: What the Hell are you talking about?
50. huh? ???
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? BOTH!
52. the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Snakes
56. Facial Hair
57. Halloween
58. Either or Or? This makes no sense.
59. Oldest
60. Edward Scissorhands
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Neither
62. Mystery: English or American? Either
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef with Broccoli
64. Fruits & Veggies
65. Wayne or Garth? Neither
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/35 "2001-11-15T13:07:43Z")

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1. Pepsi 2. Guns n’Roses 3. Spiderman
2. i eat meat
3. Simpsons-- i have not watched the simpsons in ages!
4. i could give a crap
5. Samantha 8. Mary Ann
6. why not both 10. don’t know
7. Cats 12. Night 13. Both 14. Yes 15. Straight
8. Message Board 17. Gun Movie 18. Silver Screen
9. Old 20. Fish 21. Rolling Stones 22. don’t know
10. Me or You? uh-oh 24. Us 25. Anti-Hero
11. Dumb Keanu 27. College 28. Ferrets! 29. Board games
12. CA 31. Mohawk 32. All Star 33. kmart 34. Letterman
13. Pizza 36. Glasses 37. USA 38. Both
14. 
15. French
16. Vader 42. Luke 43. Pudding 44. South Park
17. both 46. Real–more than a handful 47. 5 ft 8 in
18. Deaf 9. i have not gotten that far!
19. huh? 1. Leather Restraints?
20. Damn them both! 53. neither! 54. WWF 55=Rats
21. Facial Hair 57. Halloween 58. Either 59. Oldest
22. Beetlejuice 61. Supernatural Thriller 62. American
23. Beef 64. Wheat 65. Garth
24. Pat (of SNL): Girl

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/36 "2001-11-20T19:05:46Z")

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**xanadu** , when I talked to **Zoggie** last week thursday she said she was gonna fill this out over the weekend. Apparently not though [start: guilt trip] That’s ok though… I guess she doesn’t want to take part in the very thing she helped create ☹ [end: guilt trip]

😉 just kidding

Oh, yeah I’m working on the addendum/revision of this if anyone is interested… lemme know

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/37 "2001-11-20T19:55:18Z")

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1. Coke
2. Poison
3. Batman
4. I like meat
5. Simpsons - They’re OK
6. Dick York
7. Samantha
8. Ginger
9. Tatoos
10. Highbrow funny
11. Dogs
12. Day
13. Beach
14. Yes
15. Striaght
16. Message Board
17. Gun Movie
18. T.V.
19. New
20. Chicken
21. Rolling Stones
22. Real Punk
23. Me
24. Them
25. Hero
26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
27. Life Experience
28. Robot
29. Card games
30. NY
31. Mohawk
32. Combat Boots
33. Wal Mart
34. O’Brian
35. Pizza
36. Glasses
37. USA
38. Color
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. MTV
46. Real
47. Tall
48. Deaf
49. Third Date Rule: Yes
50. huh
51. Leather Restraints
52. ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Snakes
56. Facial Hair
57. Christmas
58. Or
59. Youngest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Slasher Flick
62. Mystery: English
63. Beef or
64. Fruits & Veggies food group
65. Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL)

Damn, that took _forever_ to fill out! Am I the only one who likes Keanu pretending he’s smart??

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1. Pepsi
2. None of the above
3. Batman?
4. Yes, meat.
5. Yes, Simpsons.
6. Dick York
7. Samantha
8. Mary Ann
9. Tatoos
10. Highbrow funny?
11. Cats
12. Night
13. Beach
14. Yes
15. Striaght
16. Message Board
17. Gun Movie
18. Book
19. Old
20. Chicken
21. the Who
22. Real Punk
23. Me
24. Us
25. Bad Guy
26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
27. Life Experience
28. Robot
29. Video games
30. CA
31. Mohawk
32. All Stars
33. Target
34. Letterman
35. Fast Food
36. Glasses
37. Euro cars
38. Color
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. Beavis and Butt-Head
45. Indie
46. Real!
47. Short
48. Deaf
49. What the Hell are you talking about
50. muh
51. Leather Restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Rats
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Oldest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. Mystery: American
63. Broccoli
64. Dairy food group
65. Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL):Girl

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/39 "2001-11-20T21:24:14Z")

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> 1. Coke or Pepsi?\*\*

Mountain Dew. If that’s not available, Pepsi.

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Crue. Easily.

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Daredevil could kick both their asses, but I like Spiderman better.

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Yes, please.

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Oh, dear god yes.

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No preference…I hated the show. Maybe they should remake it with Jm J Bullock instead.

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> 7. Samantha or Genie?\*\*

Genie. But only because she’s still alive.

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> 8. Ginger or Mary Ann?\*\*

Mary Ann. Hands down.

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I disqualify myself because I have both.

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I prefer Highbrow funny, but I’m not above laughing at lowbrow.

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I have a cat. Beru “DaSquid” KittyCat.

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Night. I’m nocturnal.

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Beach. I like my feet splashing in the ocean.

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Yes.

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Straight

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Instant Message

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Gun movie.

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Books and silver screen are 50/50.

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Old. Some things never go out of style.

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Chicken.

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The Stones, baby.

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Real punk. Punk’ll never die.

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Better me than you.

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If it’s gotta be one of us, let it be them.

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Anti-Hero.

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Dumb Keanu, if I have to stomach him.

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Life experience

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Nothing better than a monkey. Unless it’s a robot monkey.

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Video games.

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> 30. CA or NY?\*\*

I’m in a New York state of mind.

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> 31. Mohawk or Mullet?\*\*

Mohawk.

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> 32. All Stars or Combat Boots?\*\*

All Stars. I can’t live without my tennis shoes.

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> 33. Target or Wal Mart?\*\*

Wal-Mart  
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> 1. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?\*\*

Letterman. No contest.

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> 35. Pizza or Fast Food?\*\*

Pizza.

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> 36. Glasses or Contacts?\*\*

Neither for me…eye surgery. I like glasses on a woman, though.

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> 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?\*\*

American.

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> 38. Black & White or Color?\*\*

Color. I hate black & white.

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> 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?\*\*

Rizzo the Rat

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> 40. French or Spanish?\*\*

Spanish. But only because _you hablo Espanol un pequito_.

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> 41. Vader or Maul?\*\*

Vader would have kicked Maul’s pussy-ass any damn day.

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> 42. Luke or Han?\*\*

When I was a teenager, I tried to emulate Han’s attitude.

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> 43. Pudding or Jell-o?\*\*

Pudding makes everything better.

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> 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?\*\*

South Park.

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> 45. MTV or Indie?\*\*

Indie.

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> 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?\*\*

Real. Anything more than a handful is a waste, anyway.

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Short. Shorter than me, anyway.

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Deaf.

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> 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?

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Third date? Yeah, that makes sense.

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> 50. huh?\*\*

Were we talking?

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> 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?\*\*

There are plusses to both.

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> 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?

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Miss Cleo. Barely.

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> 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?\*\*

Chronic fifth wheel.

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> 54. WWF or Football?\*\*

Football. Go Colts!

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> 55. Snakes or Rats?\*\*

Snakes

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> 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?\*\*

Facial hair for me.

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> 57. Christmas or Halloween?\*\*

Halloween. Obviously.

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> 58. Either or Or?\*\*

Or.

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> 59. Oldest or Youngest?\*\*

I’m the middle child. But I like 'em younger than me, so youngest.

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> 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?\*\*

Beetlejuice.

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> 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?\*\*

Thriller.

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> 62. Mystery: English or American?\*\*

American.  
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> 1. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?\*\*

Beef.

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> 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?\*\*

Fruits and Veggies.

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> 65. Wayne or Garth?\*\*

Wayne. And not only because people tell me I remind them of Mike Meyers.

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> 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?\*\*

I say guy. My niece says girl. Then again, she also thinks that dinosaurs were cute and cuddly, and that her stuffed animals talk to her.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/40 "2001-11-20T22:26:23Z")

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1. Coke
2. Guns n’ Roses
3. Batman
4. Meat? Yes.
5. Simpsons? Oh, hell yes.
6. Dick York
7. Samantha
8. Mary Ann
9. Piercings
10. Highbrow funny?
11. Dogs
12. Night?
13. Beach
14. Yes
15. Striaght?
16. Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick
18. Book
19. Old
20. Fish
21. the Who
22. ‘Pop’ Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. Life Experience (though I’ve got my degree)
28. Robot
29. Board
30. CA
31. Mohawk
32. All Stars
33. Target
34. Letterman
35. Pizza
36. Contacts
37. Euro cars
38. Black & White
39. Pepe the Prawn
40. Spanish
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie?
46. Real
47. Tall
48. Deaf
49. Yes
50. I know!
51. Leather Restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Snakes
56. Clean Shaven
57. Halloween
58. Either
59. Oldest
60. Edward Scissorhands
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. English
63. Beef
64. Fruits & Veggies
65. Wayne
66. Girl

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