# the Zoggie-Broccoli survey: feel free to ignore at your leisure **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 13, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182 "2001-11-13T20:42:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/41 "2001-11-20T22:51:23Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi? Snapple. 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Country. 3. Spiderman or Batman? Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can… 4. Meat? I’ll take a thick, juicy steak, thanks. 5. Simpsons? No. 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick York. 7. Samantha or Genie? Samantha. 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann 9. Tatoos or Piercings? One hole in each ear. 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Sophisticated wit. 11. Dogs or Cats? Neither, but dogs if I really, really must. 12. Day or Night? Day. 13. Beach or Mountains? Mountains. 14. Yes or No? No. 15. Gay or Striaght? Straight. 16. Message Board or Instant Message? Can’t I have both? 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Chick Flick. 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? T.V. 19. Old or New? New. 20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken. 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Elton John. 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? See above. 23. Me or You? Me. 24. Us or Them? Us. 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Hero. 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Brendan Fraser. 27. College or Life Experience? College. 28. Monkey or Robot? Stuffed animal. 29. Video, Board, or Card games? Board. 30. CA or NY? CA. 31. Mohawk or Mullet? Bob. 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? All Stars. 33. Target or Wal Mart? Walgreens. 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman. 35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza. 36. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses. 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Foot power. 38. Black & White or Color? Color. 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Peanut the Elephant. 40. French or Spanish? French. 41. Vader or Maul? Vader. 42. Luke or Han? Han. 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding. 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? George of the Jungle. 45. MTV or Indie? VH1 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real. 47. Short or Tall? Short. 48. Blind or Deaf? Blind. 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? 50. huh? Duh. 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Ribbons. 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? James Randi. 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Curled up in front of the T.V. 54. WWF or Football? The PGA. 55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes. 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean Shaven. 57. Christmas or Halloween? Passover. 58. Either or Or? Either. 59. Oldest or Youngest? Oldest. 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Gods and Monsters. 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Love story. 62. Mystery: English or American? English. 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef. 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Wheat. 65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne. 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Girl. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/42 "2001-11-20T22:53:32Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi? I’m a coke drinking,Tiggamoo. 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? None of these, please. 3. Spiderman or Batman? Definitely Spiderman… 4. Meat? Yes,please…I want some chicken. 5. Simpsons? Of course. Got to have the Simpsons. 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick York. 7. Samantha or Genie? Samantha was much cooler. 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Ginger annoyed me so I have to say Mary Ann. 9. Tatoos or Piercings? I must say Piercings since my ears are pierced twice. 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Mid to Lowbrow funny. (is there such thing as midbrow?) 11. Dogs or Cats? I used to say dogs but now I like both. 12. Day or Night? I like night. 13. Beach or Mountains? I’ve seen mountains…I want to see the beach. 14. Yes or No? YES!!! 15. Gay or Straight? Straight. 16. Message Board or Instant Message? Instant Message…from Sappo. 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? gun movie. 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? T.V. 19. Old or New? old. 20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken. 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones. 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Pop Punk. 23. Me or You? Me…unless You is Sappo. 24. Us or Them? Us, especially if us is me and Sappo. 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? hero. 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Dummy Keanu. 27. College or Life Experience? Life Experience. 28. Monkey or Robot? Monkey. 29. Video, Board, or Card games? board games. 30. CA or NY? NY. 31. Mohawk or Mullet? Mohawk. 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Combat Boots. 33. Target or Wal Mart? Wally World. 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Leno. 35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza!! 36. Glasses or Contacts? Contacts. 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? USA. 38. Black & White or Color? Bring on the colors,please. 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? I love them both. I can’t choose. 40. French or Spanish? Espanol. 41. Vader or Maul? Vader 42. Luke or Han? Luke 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding!!! 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park. 45. MTV or Indie? Indie. 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real. 47. Short or Tall? Tall. 48. Blind or Deaf? Blind. 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? What are you talking about?!? 50. huh? whatcha talkin bout? 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? leather restraints… 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Neither. 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? I met my amazing Sappo on a Blind Date. 54. WWF or Football? Football!!! 55. Snakes or Rats? snakes. 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? clean shaven. 57. Christmas or Halloween? I love Christmas…I’ve already decorated for it!!! 58. Either or Or? OR. 59. Oldest or Youngest? oldest. 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Beetlejuice. 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Supernatural Thriller. 62. Mystery: English or American? American. 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli. 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Veggies. 65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne. 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Never watch SNL. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/43 "2001-11-21T03:49:13Z")
\*Originally posted by broccoli! \* the Zogg-Oli survey: [sub]feel free to ignore it at your leisure[/sub] 1. Coke or Pepsi? COKE 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? G’N’R NEITHER REALLY! 3. Spiderman or Batman? SPIDERMAN! 4. Meat? YES, PLEASE - CHICKEN, PREFERABLY, THEN STEAK 5. Simpsons? PEOPLE SAY NO? 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? WHO? 7. Samantha or Genie? GENIE 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? DUNNO 9. Tatoos or Piercings? BOTH 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? LOW - I THINK. WHAT’S THE DEFINITIONS? 11. Dogs or Cats? BOTH 12. Day or Night? NIGHT 13. Beach or Mountains? BEACH WITH A VIEW OF MOUNTAINS 14. Yes or No? YES, OF COURSE 15. Gay or Striaght? STRAIGHT 16. Message Board or Instant Message? MB (I’M HERE, AIN’T I?) 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? GUN MOVIE 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? BOOK 19. Old or New? NEW 20. Chicken or Fish? CHICKEN 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? STONES 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? REAL 23. Me or You? ME 24. Us or Them? US!!! 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? HERO 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? DUMB 27. College or Life Experience? BOTH 28. Monkey or Robot? WHAT? 29. Video, Board, or Card games? CARD 30. CA or NY? NY 31. Mohawk or Mullet? AGAIN, WHAT? 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? ALL STARS, GIVEN THE CHOICE 33. Target or Wal Mart? WALMART 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? LENO 35. Pizza or Fast Food? FAST FOOD 36. Glasses or Contacts? GLASSES 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? JAPANESE OR BMW 🙂 38. Black & White or Color? COLO_U_R 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? RIZZO 40. French or Spanish? FRENCH 41. Vader or Maul? VADER 42. Luke or Han? HAN 43. Pudding or Jell-o? JELL-O 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? SOUTH PARK 45. MTV or Indie? MUCHMUSIC 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? REAL 47. Short or Tall? TALL 48. Blind or Deaf? DEAF 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 50. huh? OF COURSE 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? BOTH 🙂 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? CROSSING OVER GUY, CUZ I DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? FITH WHEEL - YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO PICK SOMEONE UP! 54. WWF or Football? FOOTBALL 55. Snakes or Rats? RATS 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? FACIAL HAIR 57. Christmas or Halloween? CHRISTMAS 58. Either or Or? OR 59. Oldest or Youngest? YOUNGEST 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? BEETLEJUICE 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? SUPERNATURAL 62. Mystery: English or American? AMERICAN 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? BOTH TOGETHER - OR BEEF 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? DAIRY 65. Wayne or Garth? WAYNE 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? G--------ack! Sorry to yell - I was gonna type it in caps, then convert them, but couldn’t and didn’t wanna bother with rewriting cuz it was too long to do! Sorry again! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/44 "2001-11-22T01:26:08Z")
:eek: Penguin treason?! Dunno what he’s talking about…really… 1. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? G n R 3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman 4. Meat? Sho 5. Simpsons? Guh! 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? York, Seargent was a real…well, you know 🙂 7. Samantha or Genie? Sam 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann 9. Tatoos or Piercings? Tats 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Highbrow (does SNL count as highbrow?) 11. Dogs or Cats? Dogs 12. Day or Night? Night 13. Beach or Mountains? Beach 14. Yes or No? No 15. Gay or Striaght? Straight 16. Message Board or Instant Message? Instant 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Gun 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Book 19. Old or New? Old 20. Chicken or Fish? Fish 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Stones! 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Sorry, Broc, I gotta with pop…I’m too fake for the real thing 23. Me or You? Me 24. Us or Them? Them 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Bad Guy 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Dumb Keanu (as in Ted “Theodore” Logan) 27. College or Life Experience? Life Ex 28. Monkey or Robot? Monkey- monkey butler in particular, of course 29. Video, Board, or Card games? Board games 30. CA or NY? NY 31. Mohawk or Mullet? If I had to choose…mullet 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? combat boots 33. Target or Wal Mart? Target 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Leno- he’s so sweet, and he’s guest starred on “Fairly Odd Parents” 35. Pizza or Fast Food? Fast Food 36. Glasses or Contacts? I’d like laser…but now glasses 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Euro 38. Black & White or Color? Color 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Rizzo 40. French or Spanish? Mais, Francais 41. Vader or Maul? No fan of either, but I guess Vader 42. Luke or Han? Luke 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park 45. MTV or Indie? Indie 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real 47. Short or Tall? Short 48. Blind or Deaf? Deaf 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Yes 50. huh? What? 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Leather 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Jonathan Edwards? Yeah, him. 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Blind date 54. WWF or Football? Football 55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean Shaven 57. Christmas or Halloween? Helloween 58. Either or Or? Either 59. Oldest or Youngest? Oldest 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Beetlejuice 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Supernatural Thriller 62. Mystery: English or American? English 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Protein 65. Wayne or Garth? Garth 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Guy ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/45 "2001-11-22T01:32:37Z")
\*\* _WOO HOO_\* \* it’s about dern time! ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/46 "2001-11-22T01:36:36Z")
1. Coke 2. Guns n’ Roses 3. Batman 4. Yes please 5. Definitely 6. Beg your pardon? 7. Genie 8. I have no idea. 9. Piercing 10. Midbrow 11. Cats 12. Night 13. Beach 14. No 15. Straight 16. Message Board 17. Kung-Fu Flick 18. Book 19. Old 20. Chicken 21. Rolling Stones 22. ‘Pop’ Punk 23. Memememememememmee 24. Us 25. Anti-Hero 26. Dumb Keanu 27. College 28. Monkey 29. Board games 30. NY 31. Oh God. Neither. 32. All Stars 33. Target 34. Letterman 35. Pizza 36. Glasses 37. Euro car 38. Color 39. Pepe the Prawn because it’s a funny name 40. French 41. Vader 42. Luke 43. Pudding 44. South Park 45. MTV 46. Real 47. Tall 48. Deaf 49. Third Date Rule: Yes 50. huh? 51. Handcuffs 52. Is this some American thing that I don’t understand? 53. Another American thing? 54. Football 55. Snakes 56. Clean Shaven 57. Christmas 58. Either 59. Oldest 60. Edward Scissorhands 61. Supernatural Thriller 62. Mystery: American 63. Beef 64. Protein food group? 65. Garth? 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? This is another American thing, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/47 "2001-11-22T03:46:19Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi?-Pepsi 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?-Motley Crue, definitely. 3. Spiderman or Batman?-Tough one, but probably Spiderman. 4. Meat?-Mmmmmmm…dead animal. That’s a definite “yes” 5. Simpsons?-I’m insulted that you had to ask. (YES!!) 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?-Dick Tracey (I’m so silly) 7. Samantha or Genie?-Mmmmmm…Genie. 8. Ginger or Mary Ann?-Mmmmmm…Mary Ann 9. Tatoos or Piercings?-Mmmmmm…Pier…ah, never mind. Neither, but I guess piercings are a little less neither. 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?-Highbrow. 11. Dogs or Cats?-Woof 12. Day or Night?-Night 13. Beach or Mountains?-Mountains. You can climb em more. 14. Yes or No?-Give me some time to think. 15. Gay or Striaght?-Straight 16. Message Board or Instant Message?-Message Board 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?-Gun Movie 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?-Silver Screen, book a close second 19. Old or New?-Old school, homeslice! 20. Chicken or Fish?-Chicken 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?-The Who (sorry Zoggie!) 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?-Real, probably. I hate pop. 23. Me or You?-You 24. Us or Them?-Us 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?-Hero 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?-Dumb. Whoa. 27. College or Life Experience?-In my case, college. \ 28. Monkey or Robot?-Don’t make me choose!!! 29. Video, Board, or Card games?-Video or card, can’t decide. 30 CA or NY?-NY 30. Mohawk or Mullet?-Mohawk. Too many mullets in Pgh. 31. All Stars or Combat Boots?-All Stars, vintage. 32. Target or Wal Mart?-Target 33. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?-O’Brian. 34. Pizza or Fast Food?-Pizza pizza! 35. Glasses or Contacts?-Contacts. 36. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?-Cars are good. 37. Black & White or Color?-Black & White 38. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?-Rizzo! 39. French or Spanish?-AHH! SPANISH BAD!! 40. Vader or Maul?-Vader 41. Luke or Han?-Han 42. Pudding or Jell-o?-Jell-o 43. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?-South Park 44. MTV or Indie?-Indie 45. Fake or Real (you know what…)?-Real 46. Short or Tall?-Short 47. Blind or Deaf?-Blind 48. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?-Eh, why not. 49. huh?-Speak up, sonny. 50. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?-Handcuffs 51. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?-\ 52. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?-Blind Date 53. WWF or Football?-Football! 54. Snakes or Rats?-Snakes 55. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?-Facial Hair, goatee preferably 56. Christmas or Halloween?-Christmas 57. Either or Or?-Neither nor 58. Oldest or Youngest?-Youngest 59. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?-Beetlejuice! 60. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?-Thriller 61. Mystery: English or American?-American detective, baby! 62. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?-Yuck, broccoli (no offense!) 63. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Wheat. Need dem carbs 64. Wayne or Garth?-Garth! 65. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?-Guy ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/48 "2001-11-22T05:18:35Z")
1. Neither, capitalistic shit 2. Guns n’ Roses 3. Batman 4. Cheeseburger 5. THE SIMPSONS RULE 6. Dick Seargant 7. Genie 8. Ginger 9. Piercings 10. Lowbrow funny 11. Dogs 12. Night? 13. Beach 14. all of the above 15. Straight 16. Message Board 17. Gun Movie? 18. Book 19. Old 20. Chicken 21. Stones 22. Real Punk? 23. Me 24. Us 25. Anti-Hero 26. Keanu 27. no comment 28. Robot? 29. video 30. NY (i live in the freezing hell hole) 31. Mohawk 32. Combat Boots 33. (see answer to #1) 34. Leno (the bastard turned me into an insomniac) 35. Pizza 36. Glasses 37. USA 38. Either, as long as the story is good. 39. Rizzo the Rat 40. French 41. Vader (Maul sucked) 42. Han (luke was stupid) 43. Jell-o (it’s alive) 44. South Park (lesser of two stupid shows) 45. MTV 46. Fake 47. Short 48. Deaf 49. nc 50. huh? 51. Handcuffs 52. Evil bitch, evil asshole 53. Blind Date 54. Football 55. Snakes 56. Facial Hair 57. Halloween 58. Neither 59. Oldest 60. Edward Scissorhands 61. Slasher Flick 62. English 63. Beef 64. Wheat 65. Wayne 66. both ---
**Author:** ![FEJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c5a1d2/32.png) [@FEJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FEJ)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/49 "2001-11-24T22:16:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by broccoli! \* > \*\*the Zogg-Oli survey: [sub]feel free to ignore it at your leisure[/sub] > > 1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke > 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? GNR > 3. Spiderman or Batman? Spiderman > 4. Meat? Yes > 5. Simpsons? Yes > 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? York > 7. Samantha or Genie? Genie > 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Ginger > 9. Tatoos or Piercings? Both > 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Funny is funny > 11. Dogs or Cats? Rain > 12. Day or Night? Night > 13. Beach or Mountains? Beach > 14. Yes or No? Yes > 15. Gay or Striaght? Straight > 16. Message Board or Instant Message? MB > 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Kung -Fu > 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Depends on mood > 19. Old or New? See above > 20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken > 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? > 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? “pop” punk is still Pop- Punk is dead-(since mid 80’s unless you were punk then) > 23. Me or You? a dog named Boo > 24. Us or Them? against the world > 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? whatever > 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? same thing > 27. College or Life Experience? both helps > 28. Monkey or Robot? robot > 29. Video, Board, or Card games? yes > 30. CA or NY? CA > 31. Mohawk or Mullet? the mustache is the mohawk of the new millenium. > 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? yes > 33. Target or Wal Mart? Target > 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Dave > 35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza > 36. Glasses or Contacts? neither > 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? NASCAR > 38. Black & White or Color? im not prejiduced > 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Rizzo > 40. French or Spanish? spanglish > 41. Vader or Maul? Vader > 42. Luke or Han? Luke > 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding (ohhh yeahh) > 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park > 45. MTV or Indie? they used to play music videos i think > 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real > 47. Short or Tall? tall > 48. Blind or Deaf? deaf > 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? whatever > 50. huh? duh > 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Burlap > 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? ? > 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Blind Date > 54. WWF or Football? NASCAR > 55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes > 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Depends > 57. Christmas or Halloween? Nightmare Before Christmas > 58. Either or Or? or > 59. Oldest or Youngest? Oldest > 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Both Burton, both good > 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? sure > 62. Mystery: English or American? English > 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef > 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Dairy > 65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne > 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? > > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/50 "2001-11-24T23:24:40Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke (used to prefer Pepsi but now I’m used to Coke) 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Guns n’ Roses 3. Spiderman or Batman? Spiderman, totally 4. Meat? Eww. No. 5. Simpsons? yes 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick Seargant 7. Samantha or Genie? Samantha 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann 9. Tatoos or Piercings? Piercings 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Unibrow funny 11. Dogs or Cats? Cats 12. Day or Night? Night 13. Beach or Mountains? Mountains 14. Yes or No? No 15. Gay or Striaght? Bi 16. Message Board or Instant Message? message board 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? gun movie 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? book 19. Old or New? new 20. Chicken or Fish? neither 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? the who 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? eh? 23. Me or You? me 24. Us or Them? us 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? anti-hero 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? pretending he’s smart keanu. Naked. Mmmm… Keanu… 27. College or Life Experience? life experience 28. Monkey or Robot? monkey 29. Video, Board, or Card games? card games 30. CA or NY? NY 31. Mohawk or Mullet? Mohawk 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Combat boots 33. Target or Wal Mart? hard one. Target. 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman 35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza 36. Glasses or Contacts? contacts. With pictures on them. 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Japanese 38. Black & White or Color? color 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? um? 40. French or Spanish? French 41. Vader or Maul? Maul. sssexy! 42. Luke or Han? Han! Han! Han! 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Ewww. Neither. 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park. No contest. 45. MTV or Indie? Indie 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real 47. Short or Tall? (for me or for them?) 48. Blind or Deaf? deaf 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? yes 50. huh? yes 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Satin restraints 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Ugh. Neither 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? huh? 54. WWF or Football?Neither 55. Snakes or Rats? rats 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? clean shaven 57. Christmas or Halloween? christmas 58. Either or Or? either 59. Oldest or Youngest? youngest 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? edward scissorhands 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? neither 62. Mystery: English or American? english 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? broccoli 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? fruits and veggies 65. Wayne or Garth? wayne 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? girl ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/51 "2001-11-25T14:53:10Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI. 2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? GUNS N ROSES 3. Spiderman or Batman? NEITHER. SUPERMAN’S ALL YOU NEED 4. Meat? NEW VEGETARIAN. BUT I LIKE MAN MEAT…\ 5. Simpsons? HELL, YEAH 6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? DICK SEARGANT 7. Samantha or Genie? JEANNIE!! I WANT TO BE HER. 8. Ginger or Mary Ann? GINGER 9. Tatoos or Piercings? WISH I HAD BOTH. ONLY HAVE EARS PIERCED 10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? ANY FUNNY IS GREAT 11. Dogs or Cats? LIKE BOTH, BUT LOOOOOVE CATS 12. Day or Night? NIGHT PERSON ALL THE WAY 13. Beach or Mountains? MOUNTAINS 14. Yes or No? YES YES YES 15. Gay or Striaght? STRAIGHT 16. Message Board or Instant Message? MESSAGE BOARD, BABY 17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? KUNG FU. hay-YAH 18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? ALL THREE 19. Old or New? DEPENDS 20. Chicken or Fish? NEITHER NOW 21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? ROLLING STONES 22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? BOTH 23. Me or You? ME ME ME ME 24. Us or Them? US 25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? HERO 26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? PRETENDING HE’S SMART 27. College or Life Experience? BOTH 28. Monkey or Robot? MONKEY!!! 29. Video, Board, or Card games? CARD…MORE TIME FOR SOCIALIZING 30. CA or NY? California 31. Mohawk or Mullet? OH GOOD LORD, NEITHER 32. All Stars or Combat Boots? DEPENDS ON WHO’S GOT EM ON. 33. Target or Wal Mart? WAL-MART BABY 34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? LETTERMAN 35. Pizza or Fast Food? BOTH. 36. Glasses or Contacts? HAVE CONTACTS, PREFER GLASSES 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? MEH. AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD 38. Black & White or Color? COLOR 39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? RIZZO!!! 40. French or Spanish? SPANISH. EASIER TO LEARN 41. Vader or Maul? VADER!! YOU MUST CONFRONT VADER!! 42. Luke or Han? HAN. SEXY SEXY HAN 43. Pudding or Jell-o? Mmmm…PUDDING 44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? SOUTH PARK YOU SONS O’ BITCHES 45. MTV or Indie? Uh…WHAT? 46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? REAL 47. Short or Tall? SHORT. THOUGH I LIKE MY MAN TALL 48. Blind or Deaf? NOPE 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? WHAT THE HELL, ETC 50. huh? BAKING POWDER?? 51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? OH GOOD LORD, NEITHER 52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? CROSSING OVER 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? BLIND DATE 54. WWF or Football? UGH. 55. Snakes or Rats? CUTE CUDDLY FURRY RATS 56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? CLEAN SHAVEN 57. Christmas or Halloween? CHRISTMAS. PRESENTS PRESENTS 58. Either or Or? NEITHER 59. Oldest or Youngest? I’M THE YOUNGEST MARRIED TO AN OLDEST 60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? BEETLEJUICE 61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? SUPERNATURAL 62. Mystery: English or American? AMERICAN 63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? BROCCOLI 64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? YES 65. Wayne or Garth? WAYNE NEWTON AND GARTH BROOKS??? NEITHER 66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? PAT’S A MAN BABY, YEAH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@Diogenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182/52 "2001-11-25T17:36:20Z")
1. Coke 2. Guns n’ Roses 3. Batman 4. Meat? Yes. 5. Simpsons? Yes. 6. Dick York 7. Genie 8. Mary Ann? Ginger is high maintenance. 9. Tatoos or Piercings? None (yet!) 10. Highbrow funny? 11. Dogs or Cats? Hmmm. Cats. Dogs are high maintenance. 12. Night? 13. Beach or Mountains? Both. 14. Yes! Yes! Yessssssss!! 15. Striaght? 16. Message Board 17. Kung-Fu Flick 18. Book and Silver Screen 19. New 20. Chicken 21. the Who 22. Real Punk 23. Me or You? Me, as in Diogenes. 24. Us 25. Anti-Hero 26. Dumb Keanu. I like truth in advertising. 27. Life Experience 28. Robot 29. Video games 30. CA 31. Mohawk 32. Combat Boots 33. Target 34. O’Brian 35. Pizza 36. Glasses 37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? oooo. That’s a tuffie. All, please. 38. Black & White 39. Pepe the Prawn 40. French 41. Vader 42. Han 43. Pudding 44. South Park 45. Indie 46. Real 47. Tall 48. Deaf 49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Yes 50. huh? what? \>snork\< 51. Leather Restraints…they don’t dig into my delicate flesh 52. Mrs. Cleo 53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? As in what’s worse? Fifth wheel, definitely. 54. Football 55. Snakes or Rats? I would say snakes are worse. 56. Clean Shaven 57. Halloween 58. Either 59. Oldest 60. Edward Scissorhands 61. Supernatural Thriller 62. Mystery: English 63. Broccoli 64. Fruits & Veggies food group 65. Garth 66. Pat (of SNL): Girl [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zoggie-broccoli-survey-feel-free-to-ignore-at-your-leisure/93182.md?page=2)