# The Zombie (Game) thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/1 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")
Well, Halloween is coming, so I’m starting the zombie game! (We did it last year, but bumping it would kill the jokes, ya know?) Rules - someone makes a statement or question where the reply is left hanging for the next poster. They provide the response, then post their own. Answers should generally have the “-aaaaaains” sound. So first up: What do zombie farmers grow? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/2 "2008-10-27T16:10:45Z")
Graaaaaaaains!!! Which politician’s platform do zombies support? ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/3 "2008-10-27T16:19:43Z")
McCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. What do zombies hold their eyeglass lenses with? ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/4 "2008-10-27T16:21:51Z")
Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. How do zombie businessmen travel? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/5 "2008-10-27T16:23:04Z")
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes Who lives in Denmark? ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/6 "2008-10-27T16:25:46Z")
(Frains = frames? :eek:) Traaaaaaaaaaaaains. What do clever zombies like to eat? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/7 "2008-10-27T16:32:46Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes > > Who lives in Denmark? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes! Who played the Invisible Man? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/8 "2008-10-27T17:36:54Z")
Claude Raaaaaaaaaaaaaains! Bacteria can ingest nourishment through what part of their bodies? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/9 "2008-10-27T17:44:50Z")
Membraaaaaaaanes! If you’re building a large, tall structure, what sort of heavy duty construction equipment might you need? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/10 "2008-10-27T17:51:17Z")
Craaaaaaanes! What do zombie plumbers clean? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/11 "2008-10-27T18:01:24Z")
Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! What is Cheer good at cleaning? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/12 "2008-10-27T18:03:30Z")
Staaaaaaaaiiins! What birds do zombies like the most? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/13 "2008-10-27T18:15:58Z")
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes! What’s a zombie’s favorite part of the window? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/14 "2008-10-27T18:22:44Z")
Paaaaaaanes! What do you call a family of outed CIA agents? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/15 "2008-10-27T18:24:35Z")
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaanes! What do zombies eat at Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/16 "2008-10-27T18:28:48Z")
Candy caaaaaaanes! (Actually it’s “fruitbrains”) Who is zombies’ favortie Simpsons character? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/17 "2008-10-27T18:33:56Z")
McBaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! Where do zombies love to go bowling? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/18 "2008-10-27T18:36:37Z")
Bowling Laaaaaaanes! What do female zombies wear on their legs? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/19 "2008-10-27T18:57:34Z")
Haaaaaaaaanes! What did zombie Tattoo get most excited about? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/20 "2008-10-27T19:01:52Z")
Da plaaaaaaaaane! Da plaaaaaaaaane! Who did Zombie George want to “Stop this crazy thing!”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776.md?page=2)