# The Zombie (Game) thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/21 "2008-10-27T19:21:46Z")
Jaaaaaaaane! What’s a zombie chemists favorite solvent? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/22 "2008-10-27T19:27:50Z")
Hexaaaaaaaaaane! How does the zombie boxer prepare for a fight? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/23 "2008-10-27T19:35:07Z")
He traaaaaaains! In what format did zombie Nostradamus write his predictions? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/24 "2008-10-27T19:39:24Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > He traaaaaaains! > > In what format did zombie Nostradamus write his predictions? Quatraaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! What kind of injuries would devastate zombie sprinters? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/25 "2008-10-27T19:54:18Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Quatraaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! > > What kind of injuries would devastate zombie sprinters? Spraaaaaaaaaains! And for the a non answered one: What do you call a family of outed CIA agents? Valerie Plaaaaaaaaaames! Next up: What are zombies favorite parts of a poem or song? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/26 "2008-10-27T19:58:49Z")
Refraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! Who is the hands-down zombie favorite Revolutionary War-era writer? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/27 "2008-10-27T20:04:54Z")
Thomas Paaaaaaaayne! What’s the name of Superman’s zombie girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/28 "2008-10-27T20:11:36Z")
Lois Laaaaaaaane. What is a zombie’s favorite song from _My Fair Lady_? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/29 "2008-10-27T20:24:32Z")
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the… Braaaaaaains! Where does zombie bathwater go? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/30 "2008-10-27T20:43:11Z")
Down the draaaaaaaaaaaain! What do zombie construction workers operate? ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/31 "2008-10-27T20:44:56Z")
Down the Draaaaaaaaains! Who’s music does a zombie listen to when they’re in the mood for some blues saxophone? ---
**Author:** ![Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@Hero\_From\_Sector\_7G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hero_From_Sector_7G)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/32 "2008-10-27T21:07:30Z")
John Coltraaaaaiiiiiin’s Excedrin relieves this symptom, and allegedly makes brains taste better. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/33 "2008-10-27T21:12:15Z")
Paaaaiinnnn. How does a zombie get his point across? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/34 "2008-10-27T22:21:42Z")
He explaaaaaaaains… Most Zombies wearing white avoid wine, because it tends to… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/35 "2008-10-27T22:26:31Z")
Staiiiinnn. Who is the zombie’s favorite foul-mouthed British actor? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/36 "2008-10-28T00:26:36Z")
Michael Caaaaaaaaaaine What is zombies’ favorite detergent? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/37 "2008-10-28T00:40:43Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Michael Caaaaaaaaaaine > What is zombies’ favorite detergent? Gaaaaaaaaaaaain Who did the zombie ape-men fight over? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/38 "2008-10-28T02:24:48Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Who did the zombie ape-men fight over? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaane! What do zombie cigarette lighters run on? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/39 "2008-10-28T02:41:52Z")
Butaaaaane! What is a zombie’s favorite Middle Eastern kingdom? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/40 "2008-10-28T02:48:21Z")
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