# The Zombie (Game) thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/61 "2008-10-29T01:00:27Z")
Craaaaaaanes… Zombies use this book series to determine the military capabilies of the nations they are going to invade. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/62 "2008-10-29T01:01:08Z")
Jaaaaaaanes! Who’s fitness regimen might a zombie use? ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/63 "2008-10-29T01:33:04Z")
Lalaaaaaaaaaaane’s! Some noble Scottish zombies hold what title? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/64 "2008-10-29T02:23:05Z")
Thaaaaaaaanes… I understand British Zombies often enjoy punting on the… ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/65 "2008-10-29T02:58:04Z")
Thaaaaaames! How do baby zombies like to eat cerebrums? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/66 "2008-10-29T11:53:10Z")
> [@History\_Geek](#): > > Thaaaaaames! > How do baby zombies like to eat cerebrums? Straaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiined! Name the other zombie early 90’s hip-hop group. The one Everlast was part of. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/67 "2008-10-29T13:15:41Z")
House of Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! If a zombie only pretends to be truly dead after taking a headshot, we’d say that its wounds are…? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/68 "2008-10-29T14:03:08Z")
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigned! What kind of letter does a zombie prefer to write? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/69 "2008-10-29T14:42:58Z")
Complaaaaaaaaaaaint! If tied up so well so that it couldn’t move, only moan, a zombie could be said to be… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/70 "2008-10-29T14:51:46Z")
Restraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiined! The zombie Queen doesn’t rule; rather, she… ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/71 "2008-10-29T15:39:59Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Restraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiined! > > The zombie Queen doesn’t rule; rather, she… Reeeeiiiiiiiiiiigggggggns! What is a zombie’s favorite state forest in Wisconsin? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/72 "2008-10-29T15:48:29Z")
Kettle Moraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine! Zombies’ favorite Dixie Chick is… ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/73 "2008-10-29T17:30:25Z")
Natalie Maaaaaines! What do zombie cops do to suspects? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/74 "2008-10-29T17:57:54Z")
Detaaaaaain! Who is a zombie’s favorite metal singer/guitarist? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/75 "2008-10-29T19:28:16Z")
Daron Malakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiian! New Orleans zombies root for the football team of what local university…? ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/76 "2008-10-29T20:44:57Z")
Tulaaaaaaaaaane! One virus causes zombieism, but another similar one causes one to sit on the couch, watch Judge Judy and eat Cheetos. These similar but not identical viruses are likely different… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/77 "2008-10-29T20:51:36Z")
Straaaaaaaaaiiiiiins! In order to win the White House, zombies Palin, McCain, Obama, and Biden must … ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/78 "2008-10-29T21:42:32Z")
Campaaaaaaiiiignnn! What would an ideal place be to release a waterborne zombie virus? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/79 "2008-10-29T22:26:11Z")
Lake Champlaaaaaaaaaaaaain Zombie Bruce’s last name is ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/80 "2008-10-29T22:32:18Z")
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