# The Zombie (Game) thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/81 "2008-10-29T22:35:44Z")
The raaaaaaain in Spaaaaaaaaain stays maaaaaaaaaainly on the plaaaaaaaaaain. When the zombie wanted to start an internet based business, the first thing he did was get a … ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/82 "2008-10-30T02:35:47Z")
Domaaaiiiiiiiiin! A grungy singer/guitarist who is already halfway to being a zombie? ---
**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/83 "2008-10-30T08:03:24Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Domaaaiiiiiiiiin! > > A grungy singer/guitarist who is already halfway to being a zombie? Kurt Cobaaaaiiiin!!! Say my name, zombie bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/84 "2008-10-30T14:23:43Z")
Proclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaim! A novel and movie about stuffy, repressed zombie Brits on the eve of WW2: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ _of the Day_. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/85 "2008-10-30T14:57:11Z")
Remaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnns! Christian, conservative zombies prefer that their children \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ before marriage. Then they can bite all they want. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/86 "2008-10-30T15:05:34Z")
Abstaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! Some courtly 16th C. zombies enjoyed these slow processional dances. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/87 "2008-10-30T17:08:10Z")
Pavaaaaaaaaaane!! What kind of dog does a zombie have? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/88 "2008-10-30T18:58:09Z")
Great Daaaaaaaaanes. The zombie Carly Simon is most famous for what song? ---
**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/89 "2008-10-30T19:06:05Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > Great Daaaaaaaaanes. > The zombie Carly Simon is most famous for what song? You’re so Vaaaaaiiin!!! Okay, once again. Say my name, zombie! MY name. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/90 "2008-10-30T19:06:09Z")
You’re So Vaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnn. A zombie’s wife is the ol’ ball and … ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/91 "2008-10-30T19:07:12Z")
> [@DfrntBreign](#): > > You’re so Vaaaaaiiin!!! > > Okay, once again. Say my name, zombie! MY name. **DfrntBreeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/92 "2008-10-30T19:16:39Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > …A zombie’s wife is the ol’ ball and … Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! Funeral directors refer to the fully-incinerated corpses of zombies as… ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/93 "2008-10-30T19:20:19Z")
Cremaaaaaaaaains! Zombie engineers drive…? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/94 "2008-10-30T19:41:01Z")
Choo-choo traaaaaiiiinnns A zombie’s little sister might wear these on her feet… ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/95 "2008-10-31T00:26:15Z")
Mary Jaaaaaanes! (That took me awhile!) Because they can never remember if I comes before E, zombies don’t _achieve_, they \_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/96 "2008-10-31T00:45:21Z")
Attaaaaaaaaaain! German Zombies putting out literature with emotional extremes as a reaction to the aesthetics of the Enlightenment were members of this movement… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/97 "2008-10-31T03:05:51Z")
Sturm Und Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang (?) Zombie opera singers are known for being able to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ high notes. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/98 "2008-10-31T03:14:26Z")
Sustaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn! When zombies celebrate, their beverage of choice? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/99 "2008-10-31T03:44:00Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Sustaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn! > > When zombies celebrate, their beverage of choice? Champaaaaaaaaaagne. What is a zombie’s favorite fruit? ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/100 "2008-10-31T03:49:09Z")
Plantaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Canute the Great was Zombie-King of the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776.md?page=6)