# The Zombie (Game) thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776 "2008-10-27T15:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/101 "2008-10-31T04:37:49Z")
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaanes! Pittsburgh zombies sometimes matriculate at this Catholic university. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/102 "2008-10-31T12:23:10Z")
duQueeeeeeeeense! (pronounced “ducain”, lol) The Undead Invisible Man was played by… (and yes, I admit to really reaching for _Sturm and Drang_. Well done **anyrose**!) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/103 "2008-10-31T13:07:42Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > duQueeeeeeeeense! (pronounced “ducain”, lol) > > The Undead Invisible Man was played by… Claude Raaaaaaaaains! What forum do zombies post to on The Straight Dope? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/104 "2008-10-31T14:06:27Z")
MPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS! (We’re starting to repeat ourselves. Claude Rains and plaintains have both already been done). Those with a taste for Wild West fiction may like this author, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Grey, who wrote _Zombies of the Purple Sage_. ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/105 "2008-10-31T14:31:21Z")
Zaaaaaaane! Genteel zombies are witty and… ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/106 "2008-10-31T15:18:42Z")
> [@History\_Geek](#): > > Zaaaaaaane! > Genteel zombies are witty and… Urbaaaaaaannnne! Who is a zombie’s favorite crime novel author? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/107 "2008-10-31T15:29:31Z")
Mickey Spillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! Zombies in arctic conditions might develop these, which are almost like frostbite… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/108 "2008-10-31T15:52:56Z")
Chillblaaaaaaaannnnneeess! (Did I spell that right?) After a zombie loses a lot of weight, his or her challenge is to? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/109 "2008-10-31T15:55:43Z")
Not go out and binge on BRAAAAAIINNS!!! I mean, maaaaiiiinntaaaiiinn it! Who is this handily registered dead voter going to choose in forthcoming election? (double points for a good reason!) ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/110 "2008-10-31T16:17:14Z")
McCaaaaaaaaaiinnnnn, because he’s insaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! Zombie nurses are terrible at finding one of these. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/111 "2008-10-31T17:49:57Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Chillblaaaaaaaannnnneeess! (Did I spell that right?) It’s actually spelled Chillblaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnees. I had to look it up. I was hoping to be able to say, "It’s actually spelled chillblanes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776/112 "2008-10-31T18:06:31Z")
> [@Jeff](#): > > Zombie nurses are terrible at finding one of these. Veiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins! Zombie sailors use these underwater “gliders” to find enemy mines. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-zombie-game-thread/469776.md?page=5)