# ThelmaLou crybaby snowflake way to take things out of context.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 11, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725 "2018-07-11T16:39:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/121 "2018-07-13T16:15:06Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> I’m starting to suspect the OP is just a raging asshole. I may be wrong, but …

You’re not wrong.

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**Author:** ![Textual\_Assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/34f0e0/32.png) [@Textual\_Assault](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Textual_Assault)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/122 "2018-07-13T16:17:02Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Thanks for bringing this to the pit, so now I can say that you’re an idiot. You way over-reacted in the original thread, for which you got a warning (could have had two warnings, but the mod was in a good mood). So you decide to bring your moronitude over here where we can all point and laugh at you.
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> And if you’re wondering who’s the snowflake, I vote for you. You couldn’t let it slide and try to keep the thread on track to talk about the TV series. No, you had to insult a woman who was obviously hurting about this issue (and to call someone else a liar) because you’re just too thin-skinned.
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> So, to paraphrase the bible, you should take the railroad sleeper out of your own eye before you complain about a speck of dust in someone else’s.
> 
> What a maroon.

Oh look at you using all those big words. You must have spent a semester at community college.

Thing is, what you and most other people are ignoring for what reason I can’t imagine, or are to tard to grasp is that it was quite clear in MY entire OP that was referring specifically to Burns tv show, NOT the actual war.

That is clear as day. A first grader could grasp that. But you and **Thelma Lou** and everyone else can’t.

My guess is **Thelma Lou** needs to quit the Sip and Drank and get ass to an AA meeting and into counseling, or just self admit to an institution.

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/123 "2018-07-13T16:19:00Z")

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That’s never happened more than three times in a day. Usually, it’s for number onesies.

Also, if you’re going to wait this long between posts in a Pit thread you started, try harder to be entertaining. Please.  
For the sake of the bunnies.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/124 "2018-07-13T16:19:58Z")

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Really, if you’re gonna fuck up to/too/two, please don’t do it when calling someone a tard, OK?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/125 "2018-07-13T16:24:52Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I guess I am blowing off steam but this and the “wypipo” are the only two topics I can imagine anyone would call me super aggro in during the past month so I’m not really sure what you’re noticing.

So you got angry. It proves you’re human, and that shit happens.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/126 "2018-07-13T16:46:15Z")

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> [@Textual\_Assault](#):
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> Oh look at you using all those big words. You must have spent a semester at community college.
> 
> Thing is, what you and most other people are ignoring for what reason I can’t imagine, or are to tard to grasp is that it was quite clear in MY entire OP that was referring specifically to Burns tv show, NOT the actual war.
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> That is clear as day. A first grader could grasp that. But you and **Thelma Lou** and everyone else can’t.
> 
> My guess is **Thelma Lou** needs to quit the Sip and Drank and get ass to an AA meeting and into counseling, or just self admit to an institution.

Keep fucking that chicken, **Textual Assault**.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/127 "2018-07-13T18:07:54Z")

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Usually when someone gets burned as badly as the OP they tear off their clothes and run down the road screaming.

This may be pursuing the motif beyond the limits of good taste, I recognize.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/128 "2018-07-13T18:49:16Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Usually when someone gets burned as badly as the OP they tear off their clothes and run down the road screaming.
> 
> This may be pursuing the motif beyond the limits of good taste, I recognize.

Why let that stop you now?

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/129 "2018-07-13T19:18:27Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> But that just links back to THIS thread!

You have to keep clicking.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/130 "2018-07-13T19:33:54Z")

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The moral of the story here is clear now. DNFTFT.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/131 "2018-07-13T19:47:00Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> You have to keep clicking.

The payoff must be great for how deep this recursion goes. I can’t wait! (back to clicking)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/132 "2018-07-13T19:53:08Z")

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> [@Mtgman](#):
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> Why let that stop you now?

Ha! But at least I have enough human empathy to feel slightly uneasy about what I’m doing, even if I keep doing it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/133 "2018-07-13T20:07:43Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> This has _ **got** _ to be one of the most clever parodies I have seen on this board! My congratulations. I love stuff like this but I don’t really have the talent to compose it.

You’re very kind, but I give more credit to Intergalactic Gladiator’s post #102 for giving me the idea and being far less derivative.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/134 "2018-07-13T20:18:42Z")

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> [@Staggerlee](#):
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> ‘Textual Dysfunction’?

Dysfunction Junction?

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/135 "2018-07-13T20:38:09Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> But at least I have enough human empathy to feel slightly uneasy about what I’m doing, even if I keep doing it anyway.

_Lyndon B. Johnson  
August 7, 1964_

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/136 "2018-07-13T20:54:08Z")

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> [@xenophon41](#):
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> _Lyndon B. Johnson  
> August 7, 1964_

Bravo.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/137 "2018-07-13T21:11:39Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Dysfunction Junction?

Hookin’ up words so all can mock them!

(Earworm now, darn you :D)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/138 "2018-07-13T22:01:25Z")

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😛

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/139 "2018-07-14T18:10:03Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> He was bitten by weredick. Like werewolf, but the moon doesn’t matter.

rofl

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thelmalou-crybaby-snowflake-way-to-take-things-out-of-context/817725/140 "2018-07-14T20:36:51Z")

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> [@Textual\_Assault](#):
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> That is clear as day. A first grader could grasp that. But you and **Thelma Lou** and everyone else can’t.

If everyone else has a problem with you, then you’re most likely the problem.

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