Theme parks...are they really worth it?

Well,

A movie is $7.50 and gets you 90 minutes (maybe two hours) of entertainment.

Go to a traveling Broadway show? Expect to lay down $45 for bad seats.

Basketball game, anyone?

Rent JetSkis?

Go downhill skiing? Golf? (Disney may be $50 a day - but 18 holes on their golf course set me back $135 - the theme parks suddenly look like a bargain!)

Theme parks are priced right for the entertainment value provided. Sure there are lots of entertainment that can be had for free (frisbee in the park with friends, a hike), but most entertainment that you pay for is really very expensive.

(But the best entertainment value for your dollar is still a good book)

The specific holidays that are the best days to go ( to the non-Florida parks, anyway) are Memorial Day and Labor Day. Just the actual day of the the holiday, not the whole weekend. Apparently, a fair amount of people travel some distance,stay a night or two and leave for home on the holiday itself. The Sat and Sun of those 3 day weekends are crowded. I can easily believe long lines in Florida during Easter week and between Christmas and New Years, but are the lines long on Easter or Christmas itself?

Bah. $40+ to stand in line for 2 hours at a time to ride a 2 minute coaster? What value? I don’t think so.

There are still bargains out there. Come to Kennywood near Pittsburgh! One world class steel coaster and 3 world class wooden coasters and tons of traditional rides. Granted, it’s more of a traditional amusement park than a “theme park” but it’s a bargain at less than $20 on weekdays. They also have general admission still where you buy tickets for rides.

Yup. Very much so. Magic Kingdom and Epcot shut their parking lots ar about 11 am, and shut the parks completely (no new entries) at about 1 pm.

Sure, I think they’re worth it. People complain about long lines, but those can be avoided by going during the “off-season” (not summer, not holidays), on light rain days, and during the week. I LOVE roller coasters, and work them in to every vacation I go on. Sure, it’s only a 2-3 minute ride after a 15-120 minute wait, but it’s a really thrilling 2-3 minute ride. “Floating” down the drops weightless, being flipped upside down 100 feet in the air… that doesn’t happen at a movie theater. And there are good reasons for the seem-to-be-high prices. Those coasters don’t come cheap - $10 million will get you a small one. Plus parks need to pay for all the workers, advertising, maintenance, etc. And on top of that they need to make a profit.