# Theme Songs of the SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 14, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170 "2003-05-14T11:03:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/1 "2003-05-14T11:03:23Z")

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First a rule: If you post a link, it needs to be an official link - we don’t want the rath of the Mods if you link to some guy’s hard drive in Kalamazoo.

My nomination, one of my four year old’s favorites: _Sock Puppets_ by Kit and Kaboodle: [http://www.kitandkaboodle.com/best.htm](http://www.kitandkaboodle.com/best.htm)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/2 "2003-05-14T11:52:29Z")

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I’ve often thought Neil Innes’ [Imagination](http://www.neilinnes.org/I.htm#dontmakemeusemyimagination) would be a good one. Seems to have the right tone …

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/3 "2003-05-14T15:33:39Z")

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I would think Weird Al’s “I Lost On Jeopardy” would be rather appropriate…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/4 "2003-05-14T15:49:57Z")

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Well, there’s a whole bunch of people who, whenever they post, I start to hear this “bow chicka wer-wer” music in the back of my head…

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/5 "2003-05-14T16:04:03Z")

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How about _Cocaine_?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/6 "2003-05-14T16:17:58Z")

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Also, whenever I see “BANNED” under somebody’s name for the first time, I hear Porky Pig stuttering “That’s all, folks!” followed by the end theme of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theme-songs-of-the-sdmb/175170/7 "2003-05-14T16:26:17Z")

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