# Theological Explanations for Black Holes?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [May 8, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theological-explanations-for-black-holes/64814 "2001-05-08T22:41:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theological-explanations-for-black-holes/64814/41 "2001-05-14T07:16:53Z")

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Hey I know. God lives in a white hole and Satan lives in a black hole. 'Cause, you know, God is the Creator and Satan is the Destroyer. But Satan can only operate when God lets him, like with Job’s family. So they must be able to communicate via a wormhole? Wait, I don’t get it…

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