# There are 2 kinds of people in the world... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 30, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782 "2009-01-30T20:30:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/1 "2009-01-30T20:30:35Z")
Those that divide the world into two competing camps and those that do not. I’m not sure which camp I am in… ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/2 "2009-01-30T20:32:06Z")
My fav: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who understand binary and those who dont. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/3 "2009-01-30T20:32:26Z")
Those who eat their burgers the right way up, and weird people. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/4 "2009-01-30T20:33:36Z")
There are 3 kinds of people in the world Those who can count, and those who can’t. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/5 "2009-01-30T20:49:07Z")
From my scuba instructor: Those who pee in their wet suits and those who lie about it. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/6 "2009-01-30T21:15:09Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > My fav: > > There are 10 kinds of people in the world. > > those who understand binary and those who dont. I like! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/7 "2009-01-30T21:48:44Z")
There are those who say “camps” (crazies) when telling that joke and those who say “groups” (normal people). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/8 "2009-01-30T21:50:41Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that complete their thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/9 "2009-01-30T21:51:07Z")
> [@VarlosZ](#): > > From my scuba instructor: Those who pee in their wet suits and those who lie about it. From my sailing instructor: Those who have grounded a boat, and those who will. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/10 "2009-01-30T21:51:16Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world - Those who finish sentences Sod. beaten by **tdn** ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/11 "2009-01-30T21:56:19Z")
There are two groups of people in the world. Those that divide people into two groups and those who do not. —James Thurber ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/12 "2009-01-30T21:57:09Z")
Among the two camps of people are those who: Believe that our chief weapon is: Fear. Surprise. Ruthless efficiency. Or An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. … I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/13 "2009-01-30T21:57:11Z")
> [@KlondikeGeoff](#): > > There are two groups of people in the world. Those that divide people into two groups and those who do not. > —James Thurber Those who read OPs and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/14 "2009-01-30T21:57:43Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world, and you, sir, are neither. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/15 "2009-01-30T21:58:16Z")
There are two kinds of people in the word. Those who understand continuity, and that dog has a fluffy tail. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/16 "2009-01-30T21:59:43Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are unique, and me. I’m the only one who isn’t unique. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/17 "2009-01-30T22:02:56Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those with short memories, and those with short memories. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/18 "2009-01-30T22:16:41Z")
> [@VarlosZ](#): > > From my scuba instructor: Those who pee in their wet suits and those who lie about it. Those that rent wet suits and those that don’t which one is smarter?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/19 "2009-01-30T23:31:51Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > My fav: > > There are 10 kinds of people in the world. > > those who understand binary and those who dont. > [@BlinkingDuck](#): > > I like! Heard from this board sometime last year: **There are 10 types of people in the world:** Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t see a ternary joke coming. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782/20 "2009-01-31T00:37:11Z")
> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#): > > Heard from this board sometime last year: > **There are 10 types of people in the world:** > Those who understand binary, > those who don’t, > and those who didn’t see a ternary joke coming. wouldnt that be 11? 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-2-kinds-of-people-in-the-world/483782.md?page=2)