# There are freaking lizards EVERYWHERE!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-freaking-lizards-everywhere/402636>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-freaking-lizards-everywhere/402636 "2007-05-03T17:14:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-freaking-lizards-everywhere/402636/21 "2007-05-04T23:55:19Z")

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We have lizards here in the FL Keys like MAD. Those red throated ones, just plain little greyish ones, geckos, and HUGE iguanas. When I first moved here I could not get over the wildlife and it still shocks me a bit when I hear a rustle in the trees at the side of the road and see a huge iguana. Crazy!

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-freaking-lizards-everywhere/402636/22 "2007-05-05T00:11:56Z")

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[QUOTE=GuanoLad]  
It appears to say “Krystal Is Very Hot” which is an assertion we have to take on faith.  
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And that gets you _laid_? Does she have a sister? 🙂

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**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-freaking-lizards-everywhere/402636/23 "2007-05-05T02:05:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
And that gets you _laid_? Does she have a sister? 🙂  
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Well, it is not so much the message which, by the way, is turning into something of a running joke between us. She IS hot and I keep using that line in random places where it doesn’t belong, but it is more that while on vacation in St Thomas I took the time to take the picture. She thought it was way cool. At the same time, I was gonna get laid anyway…

Yes, she does have a sister.

Slee

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