# There are no other "guests" here; I am a freak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736 "2004-06-10T23:25:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/41 "2004-06-11T14:53:52Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > preference? > > pointless movie and song quotes. > > i’m afraid that in my old age i’ll forget how to speak original sentences and just lapse into endless quoting… > > _sorry about the sleighing…in good faith i’ll hand over my sword of hawkeye pierce-ing_ This one is a keeper people. Quick wit, obscure literary references, doesn’t offend easily and can make puns regarding old TV show characters. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/42 "2004-06-11T15:04:49Z")
Ah, its a 1920’s style burning dog gential- that doesn’t echo, and it ends in -gry. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/43 "2004-06-11T15:06:43Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > i’ll have mr. sofia pick up the pie on his way home with the credit card… That’s RIGHT! When he come back, bring pie! Cheeky monkey. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/44 "2004-06-11T15:06:58Z")
Heck. I’ll pay for your membership. Wait. I don’t have any money. Um… I’ll welcome you with open arms. And I’ll let you wear my helm of brilliance. Um… no, I won’t tell you the activation word. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/45 "2004-06-11T15:09:52Z")
> [@Master Wang-Ka](#): > > …we don’t do the ritual floggings any more? > > Aw, damn… There was _that incident_ with **Coldfire**. Remember? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/46 "2004-06-11T15:11:56Z")
I’ll toss my Deck Of Many Thongs into the mix. Just watch out for the black cards…you don’t want any part of _those_ side effects. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/47 "2004-06-11T15:17:47Z")
many _thongs_ ? (i can’t believe i’m going to say this…) _sigh_…gives a whole new meaning to magic missle attack. …or find familiar…ugh, i disgust myself. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/48 "2004-06-11T15:20:44Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > many _thongs_ ? > > (i can’t believe i’m going to say this…) > > _sigh_…gives a whole new meaning to magic missle attack. > > …or find familiar…ugh, i disgust myself. But you know the gerbil gives you a +3 to Use Magic Device. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/49 "2004-06-11T16:07:02Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > preference? > > pointless movie and song quotes. > > i’m afraid that in my old age i’ll forget how to speak original sentences and just lapse into endless quoting… > > _sorry about the sleighing…in good faith i’ll hand over my sword of hawkeye pierce-ing_ OOOOOOOOOH! 😃 😃 😃 That was one sharp pun, **sofia**. You’ll fit in here just fine, especially with these D&D barbs. You’ve certainly whet our interest in your posts. So when are you signing up? attending a Dopefest? sharing news about your marriage/kid/job/life events? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/50 "2004-06-11T17:01:23Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > _sigh_…gives a whole new meaning to magic missle attack. > > …or find familiar… _snark!_ Oh yeah…you’ll fit in nicely. 🙂 > [@sofia](#): > > …ugh, i disgust myself… 'Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s kinda like owning cats – after a week or two you don’t even notice the smell anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/51 "2004-06-11T17:26:46Z")
Hello-o! ‘I can’t believe no one has mentioned’ tinfoil hats yet! Or the Illuminati conspiracy! Who are you people?? Have I gone completely mad??? Don’t answer that! Who said that? I just don’t - oops, never mind, my TV show is starting! ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/52 "2004-06-11T17:29:11Z")
And if you do anything wrong…OG SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/53 "2004-06-11T17:33:10Z")
well…as i’m not a member _yet_ , i figured all mention of the illuminati, he-who-shall-not-be-named, the rothchilds, the kennedies, the colonel, the pope, or the real location of the holy grail would all be goodies for later. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/54 "2004-06-11T19:13:16Z")
Come on, **sofia** , everybody knows the grail is at the castle of AAaaarrggghh. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/55 "2004-06-11T20:00:31Z")
Stop that! Stop that at once! This thread is becoming entirely too silly! ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/56 "2004-06-11T20:19:53Z")
Actually, one unique thing about this board is we pair guests up with SDMB mentors. For you we’ve chosen Opal. Be sure to send her my regards! ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/57 "2004-06-11T21:16:22Z")
ahh…but is opal cool with this “pairing” you speak of? i can only imagine… “great…another dork guest…sigh…” and as for it getting silly…or entirely too silly…i think that says something about me…much as i’d like to think otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/58 "2004-06-11T21:28:19Z")
> [@sofia](#): > > was i supposed to bring pie? give me a couple hours and i’ll have some jell-o for you… > > i feel some twisted, macabre obligation to take a tally on what i’ve learned thus far about being a doper… > > no teeth > no feet > dart gun at ready > arrow of slaying (optional) > “Death Ray” > burning dog > goat > lamb (optional) > duck > prairie dogs > velcro jumpsuit > melted chocolate > brownies > beer > tea > handy wipes > 2nd and 3rd edition players handbook > random Tolkien and Star Trek trivia > no genitals? man…i was totally with you guys up to that point. Well, yeah, but remember, those are only the really _cool_ ones. The rest of us aren’t so cool. We still have our genitals. ---
**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/59 "2004-06-11T21:34:03Z")
well then…i just may have to _cut_ my loses…so to speak. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736/60 "2004-06-11T22:30:31Z")
Just so long as you don’t lose your cuttables. If you know what I mean. No, really. Do you know? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-other-guests-here-i-am-a-freak/249736.md?page=4)