# "There ARE no stupid questions!" Well, that sounds like a challenge to me. (game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466 "2004-08-31T20:59:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/1 "2004-08-31T20:59:19Z")
Come up with a stupid question of your own just to prove to everybody it really can be done. 🙂 **"What do you mean, I can’t smoke while I’m filling up these kerosene lanterns?"** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/2 "2004-08-31T21:07:24Z")
**A real question asked to me in February** "When is **March is Reading Month**? Ha, that was very funny. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/3 "2004-08-31T21:10:27Z")
A dipstick at work asked me, “Are hamburgers fattening?” He seemed incredulous when I replied that they were. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/4 "2004-08-31T21:14:02Z")
From a comedy routine I saw recently, “Do lesbians have periods?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/5 "2004-08-31T21:14:30Z")
How do you make breadcrumbs? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/6 "2004-08-31T21:16:28Z")
Just how stupid do you think I am? ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/7 "2004-08-31T21:26:21Z")
"How do blind people manage to driive cars, because it must be difficult to see to read maps?! To my shame, from myself, in a tiring journey, with a driver too simply _would_ not take a couple of minutes to stop, so that we coudl put the light on, so that I could actually see the map, (as it was by then to dark to see). Damn it really woudl have been faster to do it tht way. I did realise how silly it was before I said it, but figured if I do say that out loud, what the heck,w e both get a much needed laugh. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/8 "2004-08-31T21:27:12Z")
Won’t it still taste good if you scrape off the black parts? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/9 "2004-08-31T21:36:33Z")
Where are the WMDs? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/10 "2004-08-31T21:37:03Z")
From my own mouth after my then teenager had given a particularly lame excuse for something: “What kind of idiot do you think I am?” His response: “Mom. Does the kind really matter?” ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/11 "2004-08-31T21:40:49Z")
How can I be late? I was due yesterday! :mad: \<–just one of my many brilliant customers. Even looked just like that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Timestamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@Timestamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timestamp)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/12 "2004-08-31T21:45:32Z")
Do vegan girls swallow? (I really wonder actually) ---
**Author:** ![violacrane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c57346/32.png) [@violacrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violacrane)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/13 "2004-08-31T21:47:35Z")
“Do you mash the potatoes before you boil them?” – mmm yummy. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/14 "2004-08-31T21:48:26Z")
From the poster: There are no stupid questions - - But there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/15 "2004-08-31T21:56:02Z")
What time is it right now on the sun? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/16 "2004-08-31T21:56:53Z")
Does a horsefly have the Buddha nature? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/17 "2004-08-31T21:58:35Z")
“Which one says ‘Shut up, Beavis’?” “Uh, that would be Butthead.” That was my sister, trying to figure out which one was the blond one and which was the brunette character. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/18 "2004-08-31T22:01:19Z")
How come I can not be a moderator? ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/19 "2004-08-31T22:02:08Z")
My mom got a big laugh out of \*her \* mother when she asked “What day of the week is Easter Sunday on?” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-no-stupid-questions-well-that-sounds-like-a-challenge-to-me-game/262466/20 "2004-08-31T22:03:21Z")
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