# There are only four things

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-only-four-things/1031980>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2026, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-only-four-things/1031980 "2026-07-28T14:57:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-only-four-things/1031980/21 "2026-07-31T00:17:40Z")

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Who both have one thing in common: they want more.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-only-four-things/1031980/22 "2026-07-31T00:21:38Z")

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Tequila?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-only-four-things/1031980/23 "2026-07-31T00:24:15Z")

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We should test this theory to know for sure.

Think we can get a grant to test it?

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