# There are two kinds of people in this world... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318 "2005-10-01T08:16:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/1 "2005-10-01T08:16:28Z")
Those who are happy that Andie ended up with Blane, and those who think she should have gone with Ducky. Those who prefer chunky peanut butter, and those who are sane. Now you do one. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/2 "2005-10-01T08:32:52Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who divide the world into two kind of people and those who don’t. Well it had to be said. (And for what it’s worth, I’m happy she went with Blane because Ducky could do better. And only crazy people like peanut butter that doesn’t have peanuts in it.) ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/3 "2005-10-01T08:42:39Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who have electric stoves, and those with gas stoves. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/4 "2005-10-01T10:09:35Z")
/blatant ripoff/ There are 10 kinds of people in this world… …those who understand binary, and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/5 "2005-10-01T10:36:22Z")
Everyonewhoisntadad and uh… dads… in the Family Court. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/6 "2005-10-01T10:47:24Z")
There are two kinds of people in this world… stoners and… … what again? ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/7 "2005-10-01T10:51:02Z")
There are two kinds of people in this world… those with multiple personality disorder, those without multiple personality disorder, those who don’t think it exists, and those who aren’t sure. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/8 "2005-10-01T15:54:27Z")
Those who declaw their cats, and idiots. ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/9 "2005-10-01T16:19:37Z")
Those who can count, those who can’t, and those who choose not to. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/10 "2005-10-01T16:24:13Z")
In my little world, there are two kinds of people: those that shop at Wal-Mart and those that don’t. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/11 "2005-10-01T16:28:47Z")
“There’s only two things in life, but I forget what they are.” --John Hiatt ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/12 "2005-10-01T16:37:09Z")
Those who hate the Google ads, and those who don’t care about the Google ads. ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/13 "2005-10-01T16:43:15Z")
There are two kinds of people in the this world… Those who generalize and those that don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/14 "2005-10-01T16:49:52Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who like football and pinko-commie-bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/15 "2005-10-01T16:52:05Z")
There are two types of people in the world… Dopers and idiots ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/16 "2005-10-01T17:57:19Z")
There are 10 types of people. Those who can count in binary and those who can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/17 "2005-10-01T18:03:43Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > There are 10 types of people. Those who can count in binary and those who can’t. Those who read the whole thread (including post 100…eh, 4) and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/18 "2005-10-01T20:10:03Z")
Those who post to this thread and those who don’t! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/19 "2005-10-01T20:35:51Z")
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who love repeating old Monty Python sketches, those who hate repeating old Monty Python sketches, and those who have never heard of Monty Python. There are _three_ kinds of people in this world: Those who love repeating old Monty Python sketches, those who hate repeating old Monty Python sketches, those who have never heard of Monty Python, and those who _have_ have heard of Monty Python but just don’t care either way. I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318/20 "2005-10-01T20:38:10Z")
There are two types of people in the world- those that divide people into two types and those that don’t. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-in-this-world/324318.md?page=2)