# There are two kinds of people . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 3, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581 "2001-04-03T02:47:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/1 "2001-04-03T02:47:52Z")
Those who divide people into two groups, and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/2 "2001-04-03T03:02:24Z")
There are two kinds of people: a) My love and I b) Other \*Much apologies to Stepin Merrit ---
**Author:** ![Yardstick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8c91f0/32.png) [@Yardstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yardstick)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/3 "2001-04-03T03:44:16Z")
Those that get it And those do not. ---
**Author:** ![Poirot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@Poirot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poirot)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/4 "2001-04-03T04:04:13Z")
People who get on well with their neighbors, And my neighbors. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/5 "2001-04-03T04:30:37Z")
two kinds of people… 1. the kind who understand me 2. the kind who don’t 3. those who believe in true love 4. those who wish they could there are 3 kinds of people… 1. those who can count 2. those who can’t ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/6 "2001-04-03T04:38:53Z")
There are two kinds of people: 1. Those who complete their sentences ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/7 "2001-04-03T10:28:36Z")
There are two kinds of people: Us. And the other guys. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/8 "2001-04-03T12:09:46Z")
Dopers and freaking morons? Wait, the two aren’t mutually exclusive. ---
**Author:** ![Jenericho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Jenericho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenericho)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/9 "2001-04-03T13:25:32Z")
Cardinal Richlieu: “There are two kinds of people: those to be tortured and the Spanish Inquisition and the… no, hang on, sorry, there are _three_ kinds of people: those to be tortured, the Spanish Inquisition, the Pope and… no, sorry, there are _four_ kinds of…” Cardinal Fang: “Get the comfy chair!” ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/10 "2001-04-03T13:50:35Z")
… me and y’all. ---
**Author:** ![VanLandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb9ed0/32.png) [@VanLandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanLandry)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/11 "2001-04-03T13:56:48Z")
“…Pinball people and Video Game people. I’m bettin’ you’re a pinball person, Freddy.” ---
**Author:** ![shell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@shell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shell)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/12 "2001-04-03T14:00:52Z")
People who find Monty Python hilarious. People who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/13 "2001-04-03T17:08:41Z")
Elvis people and Beatles people. ---
**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/14 "2001-04-03T17:23:15Z")
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and those who don’t. Also… There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can’t. – Bob ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/15 "2001-04-03T17:30:29Z")
1. People that dance 2. People that can’t hear the music ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/16 "2001-04-03T18:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > \*\*Dopers and freaking morons? Wait, the two aren’t mutually exclusive. > > \*\* **Rue** , Thanks A Million for the laugh! 🙂 Two types of people: 1. Tab “A” 2. Slot “B” ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/17 "2001-04-03T18:54:15Z")
**Bob,** beat you to it 😛 ---
**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/18 "2001-04-03T21:29:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gypsy\_gurl \* > \*\ ***Bob,** > beat you to it 😛 \*\* Ack. Missed that one. Bleah. – Bob ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/19 "2001-04-03T23:58:43Z")
My original post: > [@](#): > > Those who divide people into two groups, and those who don’t. BobShroedk said > [@](#): > > There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Runadoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Runadoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runadoc)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581/20 "2001-04-04T01:34:24Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world: Givers 🙂 and Takers ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/60581.md?page=2)