# There are two kinds of people **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 4, 2021, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399 "2021-04-04T19:34:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/22 "2021-04-04T23:55:37Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > I have that T-shirt. That was YOU I saw! Wow, were you ever out of it… I mean, the vuvuzela megaphone, the Pavarotti kareoke with the cop, the strobe light hat… and what was the deal with the cub scouts and that penguin? Do you even remember any of that? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/23 "2021-04-04T23:57:05Z")
Those were not Cub Scouts. Those were Campfire Girls. And it was a Puffin. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/24 "2021-04-05T00:02:47Z")
"Those were not Cub Scouts. Those were Campfire Girls. And it was a Puffin." Best fast response of the year! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/25 "2021-04-05T00:10:25Z")
There are two kinds of Sailors: those who call the winter working blues “Pat Boones” and those who call them “Johnny Cashes”. There are two kinds of Sailors: thos who spell the above “Pat Boones” and Johnny Cashes" and those who spell the above “Pat Boone’s” and Johnny Cash’s". ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/26 "2021-04-05T00:19:05Z")
There are too kinds of people! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/27 "2021-04-05T00:36:32Z")
There are two kinds of people. Avoid them both. ---
**Author:** ![blabbermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9a140/32.png) [@blabbermeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blabbermeister)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/28 "2021-04-05T00:40:57Z")
In YouTube video titles: Thier are to kinds of poeple ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/29 "2021-04-05T00:43:36Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > > Ginger or Mary Ann? > > Betty or Veronica? Wilma. [Betty or Wilma](https://youtu.be/QeDkGnyDv9o)? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/30 "2021-04-05T00:59:32Z")
_“Oh, we got both kinds of music! Country AND Western!”_ Chicken Wire??? ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/31 "2021-04-05T00:59:55Z")
People who love black licorice and people who think it’s gross. Also, people who drink sweet tea, and people who drink unsweet tea. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/32 "2021-04-05T01:36:57Z")
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, don’t. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/33 "2021-04-05T01:50:51Z")
Mushrooms or pineapple? ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/34 "2021-04-05T03:50:49Z")
Yes, but there are four lights! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/35 "2021-04-05T04:48:30Z")
Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Movie quote ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/36 "2021-04-05T08:18:58Z")
Those who think that there are 2 kinds of people. And those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/37 "2021-04-05T12:08:17Z")
There are, too, kinds of people! ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/38 "2021-04-05T12:29:05Z")
I think this is from an old Tom Robbins novel: There are two kinds of people - those who think there are two kinds of people, and those of us who know better. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/39 "2021-04-05T12:42:20Z")
\< deleted. wrong forum for politics \> ---
**Author:** ![Jay\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Jay\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jay_Z)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/40 "2021-04-05T13:31:11Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Pike? > > … April. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399/41 "2021-04-05T13:33:25Z")
There are two kinds of people, and I’m neither one of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-kinds-of-people/939399.md?page=3)