# There are two types of people in the world

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**Created:** [September 23, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people-in-the-world/1023346 "2025-09-23T21:50:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people-in-the-world/1023346/41 "2026-01-28T19:13:47Z")

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Hmmm, Paul, the rest of the world and Brock… I count 3. 😉

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people-in-the-world/1023346/42 "2026-02-19T02:53:59Z")

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There are two kinds of people: Morning people, and those who want to kill morning people.

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