# There are two types of people...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people/685909>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people/685909 "2014-04-12T01:46:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people/685909/41 "2014-04-25T18:49:40Z")

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Coke or Pepsi - Store brand made with cane sugar  
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - Neither  
Heinz or Hunt’s - Hunts  
Hungry Man or Swanson - Neither  
Wal-Mart or Target - Wal-Mart  
Android or Apple - Don’t know the diff  
Twizzlers or Red Vines - what are those, candies?  
Oreos or Hydrox - bake my own cookies  
Keebler or Nabisco - store brand  
Hersheys or Nestle - Neither  
Lipton or Tetley - Red Rose, I bring it back from Canada  
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - yukk  
PlayStation or XBOX - How old do you think I am  
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Neither

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people/685909/42 "2014-04-25T19:00:32Z")

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Coke or Pepsi - Coke - I haven’t had pop in ages, but when I did, it was Coke.  
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - neither, gross  
Heinz or Hunt’s - Heinz  
Hungry Man or Swanson - Neither, see Cheez its  
Wal-Mart or Target - Neither, see cheez its  
Android or Apple - Windows Phone… then Android  
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here;)) - Twizzlers  
Oreos or Hydrox - Oreos  
Keebler or Nabisco - No idea  
Hersheys or Nestle - Hersheys  
Lipton or Tetley - Neither - Twinnings  
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - Canned pasta is nasty  
PlayStation or XBOX - Xbox  
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - Aunt Jemima, but I have never tried Butterworth’s

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-are-two-types-of-people/685909/43 "2014-04-25T21:30:35Z")

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Coke or Pepsi - _**no preference (NP)**_  
Cheez Its or Cheese Nips - _ **whichever has the Tabasco flavored ones.** _  
Heinz or Hunt’s - _ **NP** _  
Hungry Man or Swanson - _ **Neither.** _  
Wal-Mart or Target - _ **Target** _  
Android or Apple - _ **NP** _  
Twizzlers or Red Vines (CAUTION: only one right answer here) - _ **NP** _  
Oreos or Hydrox - _ **Oreos. I’m not sure if I’ve had Hydrox** _  
Keebler or Nabisco - _ **NP** _  
Hersheys or Nestle - _ **Nestle, but I’ll take Aldi chocolate over either any day.** _  
Lipton or Tetley - _ **Neither** _  
Chef Boyardee or Franco-American - _**Neither (gross).**_  
PlayStation or XBOX - _ **Neither. Don’t got time for that.** _  
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth’s - _ **Neither. 100% pure maple or nothing.** _

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