# There goes (comes?) the neighborhood...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-goes-comes-the-neighborhood/325653>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 10, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-goes-comes-the-neighborhood/325653 "2005-10-10T23:30:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-goes-comes-the-neighborhood/325653/41 "2005-10-12T18:27:46Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> One time her kids were out front pounding loudly on the door and screaming “Mom, open the fucking door! MOM! Open the FUCKING DOOR YOU SKANK!”

Now I know what I’m going to do when I go home for Thanksgiving.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-goes-comes-the-neighborhood/325653/42 "2005-10-12T18:57:28Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> So is smoking weed. Score tied 1 - 1.
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> Yes, at least one of us realizes that there is a 98% chance **buttonjockey308** ’s post was in jest

Good eye **D\_Odds**

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**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-goes-comes-the-neighborhood/325653/43 "2005-10-13T07:02:46Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> “OH! OH my _GOD_ my _ASS_! OH MY FUCKING _ASS_! YEEAH!”

Next time you hear that just shout back “WOOOHOOOO!!! I’m masterbaiting like a motherfuck!”

That should slow em down for a little. If not you get a good laugh out of it anyway. Well I would

-Otanx

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