# There is absolutely NOTHING to see in here. Please don't look. Keep View count at 0 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052 "2000-05-20T14:19:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/1 "2000-05-20T14:19:29Z")
What are you DOING?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/2 "2000-05-20T14:49:37Z")
Look look look look lool look look look look look look look look look look loook šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/3 "2000-05-20T15:22:49Z")
I resisted for 20 whole minutesā€¦ then I broke. And now Im even posting to it. I make myself sick. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/4 "2000-05-20T15:48:49Z")
Question Authority! ---
**Author:** ![Elthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/5 "2000-05-20T15:59:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Question Authority! > \*\* OI! -Elthia _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/6 "2000-05-20T16:12:44Z")
Dont look at what now? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/7 "2000-05-20T16:13:20Z")
didnā€™t even hesitate, iā€™m just bad like thatā€¦ a rebel in pajamas on a saturday morning stuck to a keyboard. donā€™t mess! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/8 "2000-05-20T16:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What are you DOING?!?!?! > \*\* Padding my post count of course! Silly! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/9 "2000-05-20T16:33:48Z")
Mwahahaha! Your feeble plan failed! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/10 "2000-05-20T17:36:55Z")
Waitā€¦ Dā€™oh! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/11 "2000-05-20T17:43:26Z")
And while youā€™re at it, donā€™t eat the yellow snow, _or_ piss on an electric fence. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/12 "2000-05-20T17:52:13Z")
Just out of curiousity, how long did this go before someone took a peek? I lasted all of 2 minutes before I had to see what was here. ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/13 "2000-05-20T18:54:13Z")
it seems it took half an hour until aha posted. ---
**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/14 "2000-05-20T21:18:29Z")
That show VIP has some %#@^!\* fine woman in it. ---
**Author:** ![Initial\_Entry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9a140/32.png) [@Initial\_Entry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Initial_Entry)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/15 "2000-05-20T21:45:59Z")
Well, _I_ wasnā€™t going to read this thread, but now that everyone else seems to have done it I might as well. Sigh, Iā€™m just a slave to peer pressure. Who wants to peer pressure me into drinking a beer? Come onā€¦thereā€™s got to be someone out thereā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/16 "2000-05-20T23:37:45Z")
Milo, I swear I wasnā€™t going to look, but when I saw it was you who posted? Well, I couldnā€™t resist. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![FreeClinic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d78d45/32.png) [@FreeClinic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeClinic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/17 "2000-05-20T23:46:13Z")
Bend over and tighten your buns. There. Now come back in two days with a morning sample in this. NEXT!! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/18 "2000-05-21T00:05:54Z")
I wouldnā€™t have posted if it was required that I post here. Get the picture? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/19 "2000-05-21T03:55:42Z")
_QUOTE A SIG_ * * * ā€œWe can imagine no reason why, with ordinary care, human toes could not be left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found . . . it seems to us that somebody has been very careless.ā€ Pillars v. R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., 78 So. 365, 366. * * * Iā€™m sorry what was that?? ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052/20 "2000-05-22T11:13:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Question Authority! > \*\* Why? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-absolutely-nothing-to-see-in-here-please-dont-look-keep-view-count-at-0/20052.md?page=2)