There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing..

Either or both!

I got a hole in my scrotum and I’m sitting in a pool of blood! - no biggie, I guess.

I got a hole in my scrotum & a geyser of blood! - no biggie, now I understand the ladies betters. Solidarity, Sisters!

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**Well, except for the part where I never asked for anyone’s advice about a single thing. Note how the examples given tend to include “what should i…?” constructions.

I have sought information, not advice. There is a difference, Doper lawyers’ passionate convictions notwithstanding.

From the American Judicature Society:
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Legal information vs. legal advice

The positives = information
The negatives = advice

The two issues that were discussed at length in regards to the issue of this thread were first, the meaning of the legal concepts of “findings of ultimate fact”, and whether any of the lawyers I had talked to in real life (not here) had ever encountered a particular thing happening in a case - which I did not explain here at the time but I did explain to the lawyers in question: have you ever seen a receiver have to disgorge his fees when a case has been reversed? I framed it as bunnies and pancakes here. But it’s clearly information, not advice.

The article above is about court personnel - but the concept of “advice” vs. “information” is the issue. There is a difference. I never asked for advice.

FTR: so long as people persist in mischaracterizing the facts about me, I will persist in correcting them, before anyone launches into “Oh stoid…!” stuff.

ADDITIONAL CITATIONS

The West Virginia Supreme Court and Court of Appeals Poster:

I am not afraid to say, that I saw a defense coming from stoid. I predicted this.

I’ve thought the saga itself was fun to follow, but is she supposed to lie down while she gets shit on? Besides, it looks like the distinction definitely exists, regardless of whether what she actually asked for was advice or information.

I was going to ask, “Who’s stoid?” Now I realize I don’t want to know.

I wouldn’t pat yourself on the back too hard. I’m pretty sure she’s the only poster in this thread identified by name. She was basically called out. I’m pretty sure any doper would defend themselves in that position.

As for the OP: I guess I don’t pay attention enough.