# There is evil in my backyard. It's in a cooler. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132 "2003-04-16T18:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/241 "2003-04-23T23:00:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _The delightful **Kallessa** undulated:_ > Perhaps it would be better if I changed into a seemless cup? **Kallessa** , dear, wouldn’t that be unseemly for the occaision? We have to consider our manners. After all, only when we know the rules can we break them. 😉 > [@](#): > > And **Sunspace** , I’m doing fine, but I could be better if I had some company. :eek: 😉 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/242 "2003-04-24T06:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > _The delightful Kallessa undulated:_ > Perhaps it would be better if I changed into a seemless cup? > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by the scintillating **Sunspace** :\* > Kallessa , dear, wouldn’t that be unseemly for the occaision? We have to consider our manners. After all, only when we know the rules can we break them. **Sunspace** , you are so right–it would not be proper to have bouncy breasts while standing in the presence of Evil incarnate, whatever was I thinking? Of course, if I were _standing_, they wouldn’t be bouncing–perhaps a bit of jiggling if I were to heave a great sigh–yoo-hoo, Mr. Director Satisfying Andy Licious? Will you be needing me to heave great sighs? And if you tell that costume girl to rip my bodice any farther, I’m going to demand triple billing! :eek: **Sunspace** , darlin, why don’t you come up and see me sometime? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/243 "2003-04-24T17:56:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kallessa \* > **Of course, if I were _standing_, they wouldn’t be bouncing–perhaps a bit of jiggling if I were to heave a great sigh–yoo-hoo, Mr. Director Satisfying Andy Licious? Will you be needing me to heave great sighs?** Of course! It’s an integral part of character development. And you’ve developed very well. > [@](#): > > \*\*And if you tell that costume girl to rip my bodice any farther, I’m going to demand triple billing! :eek: > \*\* _Note to myself:_ I thought I told the damn costume girl that was **my** job. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/244 "2003-04-25T03:08:17Z")
> [@](#): > > _The unforgettable **Kallessa** suggested:_ > **Sunspace** , darlin, why don’t you come up and see me sometime? Why **Kallessa**! It would be an honour! And perhaps you would like to see some of my… drawings? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/245 "2003-06-12T04:09:20Z")
Velma, my dear Velma, I suggest you grab the Cooler of Death and drive it right on over to Ada, wrap a bow around it and leave it at the front door of the famous Pyramid Purveyor of Low-Quality Toilet Paper, Detergent and Cosmetics. Put a web cam on it. BTW: is yours a big blue and white cooler with a company logo on the front? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/246 "2003-06-12T05:34:53Z")
Dear Goddess! This thread has risen from the dead!!! AAAIIIEEEE…!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/247 "2003-06-20T16:37:49Z")
I’m glad it was resurrected. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages 😃🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132.md?page=12)