# There is evil in my backyard.  It's in a cooler.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 16, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132 "2003-04-16T18:19:21Z")
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#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-evil-in-my-backyard-its-in-a-cooler/169132/56 "2003-04-17T11:24:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \*  
> \*\*Oh yeah, “Bad husband! No nookie for you!” \*\*

Dont do that , you dont want to force him to go looking for it in the (skillful) multiple arms that inhabit the cooler.

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