# "There is no God" clever/witty graffitti retort **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540 "2007-12-02T08:09:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/21 "2007-12-02T16:43:02Z")
I suspect changing it to “There is no god but man” wouldn’t quite be what you’re looking for, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/22 "2007-12-02T17:16:23Z")
[QUOTE= **glee**] There is no god… - but Allah (controversial) [/QUOTE] and Mohammed is his prophet. Depending on where you live (ie anywhere in the western world these days) you could put quite the jolt in the neighborhood. That being said, I’ve got to give \*\*TheLoadedDog \*\* his props. That’s perfect. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/23 "2007-12-02T17:47:13Z")
there is no godOT ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/24 "2007-12-02T18:35:55Z")
[QUOTE=jackdavinci] there is no godOT [/QUOTE] Hang on, I’m waiting to see if he turns up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/25 "2007-12-02T18:37:10Z")
[QUOTE=Mesquite-oh] There is a spot behind a building near my house where kids wearing mostly black and looking depressed hang out. One of them thought it would be clever to scrawl “There is no god” in this dramatic black script on the wall. Every time I see it, I want to add something, but I can’t think of anything witty/clever/silly/insulting to kinda spoil their hard earned angst. Any ideas? [/QUOTE] Right under it, in large letters, add: TRUE DAT! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/26 "2007-12-02T18:41:05Z")
Too long for graffiti, I suppose, and I forget where I read/heard it, but I always liked: “Please leave your name and number, and He will contact you as soon as He exists.” ---
**Author:** ![Mesquite-oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mesquite-oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mesquite-oh)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/27 "2007-12-02T19:13:14Z")
I thought of two overnight: THERE IS NO GOD but yet we still yell his name during sex THERE IS NO GOD since my step-dad took away my Wii I also have nothing against the little mopes, I respect their right to peaceably be weird. I just wish that they wouldn’t write on stuff that doesn’t belong to them! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/28 "2007-12-02T19:23:00Z")
There is no God…Except Clapton. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/29 "2007-12-02T19:32:49Z")
The is no God _ **in TEAM** _. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/30 "2007-12-02T20:04:03Z")
There is no God…Og smash! ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/31 "2007-12-02T20:11:49Z")
There is no god wow deep! ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/32 "2007-12-02T20:18:08Z")
–like Show God! ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/33 "2007-12-02T20:53:26Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] **There is no goddam black paint left** [/QUOTE] Win. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/34 "2007-12-02T21:02:17Z")
There is no god. impulse 101 sv\_cheats 1 god Now there is God. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/35 "2007-12-02T21:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] **There is no goddam black paint left** [/QUOTE] I’ve shared countless SDMB funnies with hub but THIS one made him laugh. 😃 Well played, TLD. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/36 "2007-12-03T00:21:27Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] The is no God _ **in TEAM** _. [/QUOTE] nice ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/37 "2007-12-03T00:38:40Z")
How about writing “Are you sure you looked _everywhere?_” underneath. BTW, I think **TLD** ’s black/red thing is brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/38 "2007-12-03T02:50:49Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] **There is no goddam black paint left** [/QUOTE] Goddamn spelling errors! 😃 Sorry, couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/39 "2007-12-03T03:04:54Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] How about writing “Are you sure you looked _everywhere?_” underneath. BTW, I think **TLD** ’s black/red thing is brilliant. [/QUOTE] Yes, it is. How about “Are you sure you looked _everywhere?_ Last week I found Jesus under the couch cushions.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tonedef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tonedef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonedef)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/40 "2007-12-03T03:09:17Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] **There is no goddam black paint left** [/QUOTE] ^^ LOL that is good, thanks for the laugh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540.md?page=3)