# "There is no God" clever/witty graffitti retort **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540 "2007-12-02T08:09:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/41 "2007-12-03T06:32:03Z")
I’d be tempted just to put a lightning bolt through it. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/42 "2007-12-03T08:42:24Z")
I don’t believe in you either. Love, Zeus ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/43 "2007-12-03T08:57:33Z")
There is uno god. That’s all I got. Maybe add something stereotypically hispanic and vulgar afterwards, like there is uno god, puto. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/44 "2007-12-03T17:08:25Z")
the retort, of course, is: “wait for your first BJ, kid!” (but yeah, the black/red paint one is un-toppable) ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/45 "2007-12-03T19:42:49Z")
I’d put: > [@](#): > > There is only Zool ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/46 "2007-12-03T19:56:30Z")
Wasn’t that spelt “Zuul”? ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/47 "2007-12-03T20:01:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Wasn’t that spelt “Zuul”? [/QUOTE] I sit corrected. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/48 "2007-12-03T20:06:34Z")
Yes there is, He’s hiding between the couch cushions. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540/49 "2007-12-03T20:11:24Z")
There is no god but that tax free status is too good to turn down [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god-clever-witty-graffitti-retort/428540.md?page=2)