# There is no "god"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274 "2006-06-03T09:18:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/1 "2006-06-03T09:18:05Z")

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Heh… I though it might be funny to make fun of all the religious freaks.

… but the invisible pink unicorn in my back yard shocked me with holy electricity.

I got yer “god” hanging low.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/2 "2006-06-03T09:25:56Z")

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Never pays to mess with the unicorn.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/3 "2006-06-03T09:43:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Ice Wolf]  
Never pays to mess with the unicorn.  
[/QUOTE]  
Unless you’re a virgin. With an axe.

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**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/4 "2006-06-03T11:43:56Z")

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How about a [light saber?](http://ebaumsworld.com/starwarskidedit.html)

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/5 "2006-06-03T11:46:37Z")

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Didn’t you learn anything after your last self-imposed three-week exile?

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**Author:** ![blinkingblinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@blinkingblinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinkingblinking)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/6 "2006-06-03T13:16:39Z")

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You do realise the difference between saying ‘There is no “god”’, and ‘There is no God’, I would hope.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-god/359274/7 "2006-06-03T13:55:34Z")

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That wasn’t a rant, flame or even much of thread-starter, **Eleusis**. In fact it sounds like a distinctly lame attempt to torque people off for your amusement and to get attention. Gee, like _trolling_.

I’m closing this because there’s no real point to this thread other than bait.

This is a warning, **Eleusis**. Do not do this again.