# There is NO theory of evolution!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707 "2007-11-08T21:09:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/21 "2007-11-09T15:08:59Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] As a player of World of Warcraft, who’s had to endure DAYS of this in Barrens Chat, may I just note that I hate you with all of my heart, soul, and mind for starting this, **Flander**? [/QUOTE] Noted. 😃 Chuck Norris does not use condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/22 "2007-11-09T15:10:39Z")
Cecil Adams knows what I have in my pockets. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/23 "2007-11-09T15:30:14Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Chuck Norris does not use condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. [/QUOTE] Wrong. Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms, only he wears them inside out, so that _he_ gets the pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/24 "2007-11-09T18:56:13Z")
[QUOTE=BlackKnight] I’ve long thought that we members of the SDMB should start a “True Facts about Cecil Adams” website. Like, “Cecil Adams can know both the velocity and position of a particle with perfect accuracy.” [/quote] For Cecil Adams, _every_ confidence interval is 100%. \ > [@](#): > > Only, y’know, funny ones. Whooops! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/25 "2007-11-09T19:30:33Z")
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. –FCOD ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/26 "2007-11-09T20:09:01Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] As a player of World of Warcraft, who’s had to endure DAYS of this in Barrens Chat, may I just note that I hate you with all of my heart, soul, and mind for starting this, **Flander**? [/QUOTE] Enter Barrens. /Leave General Level. Leave Barrens. /Join General That being said, if you ever decide to get a lynch mob going, call me. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/27 "2007-11-09T20:36:38Z")
…and on the 7th day god created Chuck Norris and decided to rest, he saw that he was inferior. Mullets aren’t cool because they remind everyone you are **NOT** Chuck Norris. If Walker was the first Texas Ranger we’d never need another one. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/28 "2007-11-09T20:52:24Z")
Chuck Norris working out is the cause of Global Warming. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/29 "2007-11-09T21:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=runner pat] Chuck Norris working out is the cause of Global Warming. [/QUOTE] [Futurama] Gwobal whawah? [/Futurama] ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/30 "2007-11-12T18:30:33Z")
[This is awesome.](http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/31 "2007-11-13T05:30:52Z")
Great website Flander. _“Some people might say it’s not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender. Those people would be right.”_ ---
**Author:** ![tonedef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tonedef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonedef)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707/32 "2007-11-13T10:39:43Z")
If the book [The Alphbet Of Manliness](http://www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-Maddox/dp/080652720X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1194669152&sr=8-1) by [Maddox](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) There is a whole chapter about Chuck Noris. By far one of the greatest things I have ever read about chuck! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-no-theory-of-evolution/425707.md?page=1)