# There is only one effective approach to piracy:  kill the pirates

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 13, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935 "2009-04-13T12:26:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/41 "2009-04-14T03:28:52Z")

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> [@Chief\_Pedant](#):
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> The approach to the Somali pirates should be very simple:
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> Let shipping companies decide what mechanism to use, and how much they want to spend on defending their ships.
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> Let countries decide what mechanism to use, and how much they want to spend on defending their ships.
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> For ships flying a US flag, I suggest the only effective option is to kill, without public comment or debate, all who are known to be involved in those pirate operations. Should any pirates choose to surrender peacefully, they should be brought to justice as kidnappers here in the US.

Agreed. The fact is that those look upon negotiation as weakness; the only thing they understand or will respond to is raw, naked force.

We need to destroy their shoreline infrastructure and blast their boats out of the water. Our flagged ships should either be armed or have Marines on board, and we need to kill them with no more regard than we would show for a cockroach that we just stepped on.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/42 "2009-04-14T04:03:49Z")

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I am still so confused by these events. Do we still have, uh torpedoes?  
Surely these idiots have SONAR, or some hacked type. If they see a sloped fish heading toward them at 60 knots, they jump ship and we arrest, or at least chum the carcass?

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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/43 "2009-04-14T05:13:25Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> So we attack the ship risking the ship and the crews.

Yes, because the risk to the ship is low, and the reward for killing or capturing pirates and cutting them off from their source of income is high.

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> The companies choose who they hire. Why would they hire ships or sailors who put their product or lives at higher risk than that of other countries?

Because I disagree that it will put their product or their crews’ lives at higher risk. The pirates aren’t stupid, they are going to understand that when profit is decreased and the chance of death or imprisonment increases, there is less benefit in piracy.

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> There is no profit in destroying the ships or killing the crews. Its what you do when people fail to pay ransom so the next person in line might be more willing to negotiate.

This only works if you actually believe that the next person in line is actually going to fall for your attempt at intimidation. Do you come from some alternate universe where the United States is known for rolling over and playing dead for terrorists? Or are you just flailing about, looking for _anything_ to prop up your argument, however unlikely?

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/44 "2009-04-14T05:21:19Z")

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Didn’t they used to, like, attack pirates with cannons and shit? What was wrong with that approach? Or is this the era of a new, more sensitive man?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/45 "2009-04-14T05:27:44Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Didn’t they used to, like, attack pirates with cannons and shit? What was wrong with that approach? Or is this the era of a new, more sensitive man?

Have you seen the first Pirates of the Carribean movie? Did it not impress upon you what it means to bombard a city?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/46 "2009-04-14T05:29:25Z")

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> [@Grumman](#):
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> Because I disagree that it will put their product or their crews’ lives at higher risk. The pirates aren’t stupid, they are going to understand that when profit is decreased and the chance of death or imprisonment increases, there is less benefit in piracy.

Isn’t it amazing how people just throw logic out the window when it comes to situations like these? They think people are criminals because they have a burning desire to be criminals rather than thinking that criminals do cost benefit analyses like any other business.

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/47 "2009-04-14T07:13:52Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> I am still so confused by these events. Do we still have, uh torpedoes?  
> Surely these idiots have SONAR, or some hacked type. If they see a sloped fish heading toward them at 60 knots, they jump ship and we arrest, or at least chum the carcass?

If they have sonar , its basically a commercial fishfinder that your normal saturday angler would have on his bassboat. They are also using commercial GPS, which is something that could be screwed with, for those not running the right software.

With regards to the torpedo Idea , while you may be able to command detonate one , Im not sure that the torpedos data base would register the target, suffice to say I think thats the wrong weapon to use in this situation.

Its been shown in Afganistan and Iraq , that the heavy bombers have good loiter capability as well as being able to drop one bomb at a time, so a cluster bomb would probably be better in this case, if the lead time can be measured vis a vis the speed of the go fast boats

Declan

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/48 "2009-04-14T07:48:09Z")

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> [@Chief\_Pedant](#):
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> He also suggests (I think) that it would be hard to raise a crew if the crew were aware the ship owner/guardian had a “no-negotiation” policy. I do not agree with this. It’s my contention that ships whose owners/countries had established policies of non-negotiation and lethal reprisal/unconditional surrender would be left alone for softer targets. .

Absolutely agree. And I would volunteer.

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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/49 "2009-04-14T08:03:51Z")

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> [@Declan](#):
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> Its been shown in Afganistan and Iraq , that the heavy bombers have good loiter capability as well as being able to drop one bomb at a time, so a cluster bomb would probably be better in this case, if the lead time can be measured vis a vis the speed of the go fast boats

I don’t think that’s a good idea, at any stage. Before the pirates board the target, you’d be better off using a gun, if anything, because a bomb, let alone a cluster bomb, is going to be less accurate and serious overkill. After the pirates board the target, you want to kill or capture them while causing minimal damage to the ship, crew and cargo, which probably means boarding it yourself.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/50 "2009-04-14T08:29:38Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> You’d be surprised, you really would. A lot of stuff that we think people in charge have thought out or analyzed they really haven’t.

I agree. I’d thought of SAS hit squads targetting known criminals in Northern Ireland about 10 years before it was ever mentioned in the news.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/51 "2009-04-14T08:51:28Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> Naval historians have pointed out that nations usually\* resist convoy as a solution – because having all the ships travel together involves waiting to assemble the convoy and overloading the port when they all arrive at once – but convoy is unparalleled in its ability to protect merchant shipping. Convoy is also _offensive_ in nature – it is designed to put warships in the only place the merchant ships are; pirates (or submarines in the two world wars) will have to expose themselves to the naval forces or simply desist.

Would this really be so difficult these days? It could be voluntary, with the various navies setting a time and place, and whoever wants to be in the convoy shows up or waits for the next one. Each convoy would probably need less firepower then was required to fend off U-boats. And the convoys could disperse after the danger zone and wouldn’t overload any ports.

How much of a warning does a crew have once the pirates have targetted them, and how much time do the pirates need once aboard? Could the ships be equipped with a safe room of some sort, either on the bridge or somewhere else? Once they know they’re under attack, the crew send out a distress call, shut down the engines and lock themselves in. Nothing is impregnable, and I’m sure the pirates could afford a few cutting torches, but if the crew can stay safe for a few hours is that enough time for the navy to arrive and retake the ship?

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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/52 "2009-04-14T09:52:51Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> The Washington Post says [the nearest US Navy ship was 300 miles away](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/12/AR2009041200467.html) at the moment the _Maersk Alabama_ was attacked on Wednesday.

300 miles in a foreign sea is close.

But even if fully patrolled on each square mile (this is a big area), there remains the problem of what to do with the pirates. For instance Denmark was previously ordered (by US command) to release captured pirates because it was unclear what should be done with them, and in some other instances various so-called "human rights” organisations have criticising Denmark for the treatment of captured pirates (Danish sailors on the warship Absalon were ordered to cut out images of scantly clad girls in magazines they were given while held captive, not to offend their sensibilities) and for releasing them to Yemen without checking up on weather they were being treated humanely. Another problem is that if you take them back home for indictment and prison, they’re likely to just seek asylum. And who the hell wants a bunch of former pirates let in their country.

In any case, one should examine who actually stand the most to lose by this pirate infestation. I’d say Egypt – for losing the Suez channel trade, already a number of ships are directed around south of Africa. Saudi Arabia & Yemen. And India, China lose on the extra shipping cost. USA and Europe: not so much. Egypt has the second largest navy in Africa. Let them deal with it. Europe has apparently grown too soft to deal with such problems themselves. So let China and Russia handle it. I bet they still has the will to show the pirates the folly of their ways in non mistakenly ways. And quite without cutting any pretty girls from any magazines too.

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**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/53 "2009-04-14T11:44:47Z")

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> [@Grumman](#):
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> This only works if you actually believe that the next person in line is actually going to fall for your attempt at intimidation. Do you come from some alternate universe where the United States is known for rolling over and playing dead for terrorists? Or are you just flailing about, looking for _anything_ to prop up your argument, however unlikely?

I come from this universe were the ransoms are currently being paid. If it was the US government paying the ransoms yes it might be different but that is not the case.

I think your the one flailing about trying to justify escalating a nonlethal situation for your apparent blood lust.

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**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/54 "2009-04-14T13:00:50Z")

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> [@Rune](#):
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> 300 miles in a foreign sea is close.
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> But even if fully patrolled on each square mile (this is a big area), there remains the problem of what to do with the pirates. For instance Denmark was previously ordered (by US command) to release captured pirates because it was unclear what should be done with them, and in some other instances various so-called "human rights” organisations have criticising Denmark for the treatment of captured pirates (Danish sailors on the warship Absalon were ordered to cut out images of scantly clad girls in magazines they were given while held captive, not to offend their sensibilities) and for releasing them to Yemen without checking up on weather they were being treated humanely. Another problem is that if you take them back home for indictment and prison, they’re likely to just seek asylum. And who the hell wants a bunch of former pirates let in their country.
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> In any case, one should examine who actually stand the most to lose by this pirate infestation. I’d say Egypt – for losing the Suez channel trade, already a number of ships are directed around south of Africa. Saudi Arabia & Yemen. And India, China lose on the extra shipping cost. USA and Europe: not so much. Egypt has the second largest navy in Africa. Let them deal with it. Europe has apparently grown too soft to deal with such problems themselves. So let China and Russia handle it. I bet they still has the will to show the pirates the folly of their ways in non mistakenly ways. And quite without cutting any pretty girls from any magazines too.

The whole point is to make piracy a dead end by establishing a policy of surrender to imprisonment, or die. If you are unwilling to imprison them, you haven’t solved a thing by taking them into custody and releasing them.

If you are willing to kill or imprison them, the whole problem will go away. Piracy would never pay and therefore no would engage in it.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/55 "2009-04-14T13:38:30Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> I see idiot-pacifist **Der Trihs**. . .

I see that you have decided to ignore the rules of this forum.

Do not post personal insults outside the BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/56 "2009-04-14T13:47:52Z")

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**Everyone else** : this has gotten lot more personal than it needs to be.  
Back off.

Demonstrating why, in your mind, another poster’s arguments are invalid is fine.  
Claiming that the arguments are stupid, (or any host of sysnonyms), is counterproductive.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/57 "2009-04-14T13:59:32Z")

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> [@Rune](#):
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> 300 miles in a foreign sea is close.

The inability of the navy to deter the pirates or intervene in the capture of the _Maersk Alabama_ demonstrates empirically that 300 miles was not _close enough,_ which is the point. The pirates chose to attack there because no naval deterrence was immediately present.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/58 "2009-04-14T14:03:22Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Would this really be so difficult these days? It could be voluntary, with the various navies setting a time and place, and whoever wants to be in the convoy shows up or waits for the next one. Each convoy would probably need less firepower then was required to fend off U-boats. And the convoys could disperse after the danger zone and wouldn’t overload any ports.

While I have my doubts about the value of _voluntary_ convoy – which would leave loners vulnerable to predation and we’d still have hostages – I take your point about dispersing after leaving the area. That makes convoy more attractive, as you say.

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**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/59 "2009-04-15T06:04:51Z")

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> [@Grumman](#):
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> I don’t think that’s a good idea, at any stage. Before the pirates board the target, you’d be better off using a gun, if anything, because a bomb, let alone a cluster bomb, is going to be less accurate and serious overkill. After the pirates board the target, you want to kill or capture them while causing minimal damage to the ship, crew and cargo, which probably means boarding it yourself.

Using a clusterbomb means putting a lot of baseball size grenades over a large area, simply using a bomb on a dhow is not cost effective, but being hit with several- up to a dozen bomblets should disable the pirate without having it seriously in danger of sinking.

Declan

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-is-only-one-effective-approach-to-piracy-kill-the-pirates/492935/60 "2009-04-15T06:33:38Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> While I have my doubts about the value of _voluntary_ convoy – which would leave loners vulnerable to predation and we’d still have hostages…

I don’t know how you would make a mandatory convoy in international waters. I only mentioned “voluntary” as a solution to the organizational problems. It’s a service to merchant shipping, but the navies providing the escorts would be in position to dictate when, where, and how often the convoys form. Miss the deadline? Too bad. There’ll be another one in a couple days. The cargo ships would be unwise to go it alone, since fewer unprotected targets probably makes them even more likely to be attacked.

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