# There once was a man from Nantucket ...... SDMB Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882 "2002-12-19T20:26:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/21 "2002-12-20T03:33:21Z")
I suffer a commonplace quirk. Of wanting to not do my work. It’s more fun to post With the message board host, And when I don’t post, I might lurk. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/22 "2002-12-20T12:44:30Z")
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah And then he blew his head right off. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/23 "2002-12-20T12:51:14Z")
There was a young woman named Alice Who used a stick of dynamite for a phallus They found her vagina In South Carolina And part of her anus In Dallas ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/24 "2002-12-20T12:58:43Z")
This isn’t mine, but I loved it. It came from a contest to use Lewinsky, Kazinsky, and Clinton in a limerick. _Clinton and Lewinsky have shown What Kazinsky must always have known That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown._ ---
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/25 "2002-12-20T14:17:57Z")
The membership here is quite varyin’ Including a free **Libertarian** A veterinarian Rural agrarian Sextegenarian German-born Aryan And **Hentor the** savage **Barbarian** ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/26 "2002-12-20T16:58:53Z")
Not doper related but a favorite I’ve posted before. There once was a fellow named Dirkin Who was fond of jerkin’ his gherkin Said his wife the Dirkin From jerkin’ yer gherkin You benn shirkin’ yer furkin’. Ya Bastard! ---
**Author:** ![IThinkNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ce73a5/32.png) [@IThinkNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IThinkNot)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/27 "2002-12-21T01:33:49Z")
JohnnyPhebs: Oh. Okay. I quite honestly was not expecting something like that, but thanks anyway… I think… \ ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882/28 "2002-12-21T07:13:22Z")
Ask a guy from Nantucket As a thread it’s better to duck it No more of these I’m begging you please Like Creosote I might need a bucket 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-a-man-from-nantucket-sdmb-limericks/143882.md?page=1)