# There once was an amphibian named Jeremiah... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 20, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869 "2019-02-20T02:30:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/41 "2019-03-02T07:34:04Z")
I liked my one better 😉 Also - look out! Falling Mondegreens! Ahem Without artificial illumination, the peril is reduced. We have arrived - reduce our boredom I feel foolish, and catching We have arrived - reduce our boredom ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/42 "2019-03-02T23:45:55Z")
When our terrestrial satellite is in the mansion of the fifth prime And Zeus coincides with Ares Then irenic serenity will shepherd the wandering orbs And amour proper shall drive the stellar lights ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/43 "2019-03-02T23:55:13Z")
Envision there’s no celestial city It’s not hard if you endeavor No hades under us Atop us only atmosphere … ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/44 "2019-03-03T01:25:38Z")
Near the beginning of the period between sunrise and noon when I was following a given circuit I injected a dose of benzoylmethylecgonine and discharged a lead projectile into my female companion. I returned to my abode and sought temporary unconsciousness. I placed my favorite firearm with a barrel diameter of 0.44 inches below my cranium. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/45 "2019-03-03T03:33:09Z")
Satan save the monarch The totalitarian dominion They made you you a duncehead A veritable ICBM Satan save the monarch She’s not _homo sapien_ And there’s no fullness of time And England’s hallucinating Don’t be instructed what you wish for Don’t be instructed what you require There’s no fullness of time No fullness of time Mo fullness of time for you Satan save the monarch We’re sincere, dude We like our monarch And satan saves Satan save the monarch 'Cause tourists enable a revenue stream And our titular head Is not what it seems … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/46 "2019-03-09T05:07:11Z")
I am primate and a flea bit me and my comrades are drug addicts or not. I am a chilled Italian pie I would like my male member squeezed. I invite you to do it. I’m glad to be a male drug addict. I’m glad you are a female addict. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/48 "2019-10-31T10:50:36Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/49 "2019-10-31T15:04:57Z")
I see you commuting about the village with the lady I have affection for, and I’m thinking, fornicate this guy. I’m trying to sort out if it’s perhaps the lack of coinage in the compartments sewn into my pants, and I’m still thinking, seriously, perform a sexual act on this guy, and not in a pleasant way. And I should add, that same sentiment goes for the lady I had mentioned previously. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/50 "2019-10-31T20:35:25Z")
Stay upright beside your male significant other. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/51 "2019-10-31T22:03:29Z")
This territory is for me, This territory is for you, From the 31st state to the 11th’s enisled acreage, From woods of S. giganteum to the east shoreline of the 27th state, This territory came into existence for us. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/52 "2019-11-01T01:35:23Z")
A woman is confident All shiny objects are aureate And she’s purchasing an escalier to paradise When she arrives she checks If any merchant booths are open And then she’ll obtain any item by saying a single word Oh oh oh oh and she’s purchasing an escalier to paradise There’s a document with information But she wishes to verify the intent Due to words having multiple connotations In the topiary by the estuary There’s an oscine who carries a tune with its voice The inaccuracies of our thinking processes Ooh, I hereby speculate Ooh, I hereby speculate I come to a realization When I look 90 degrees perpendicular to the north and my essence regrets disembarking Upon examination of my information processing ability Vapor ovals in the topiary And spectators commenting about something Ooh, I hereby ponder Ooh, I really hereby ponder ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/53 "2019-11-01T02:30:07Z")
In an outdoors flatland I engage in conflict for food I perform physical labor I do not engage in conflict To demonstrate my moral superiority I do not require a pardon ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/54 "2019-11-01T02:34:36Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > In an outdoors flatland > I engage in conflict for food > I perform physical labor > I do not engage in conflict > To demonstrate my moral superiority > I do not require a pardon Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/55 "2019-11-02T19:01:43Z")
I enjoy large posteriors, but lack the ability to prevaricate. You, my male siblings, are unable to dispute this. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/56 "2019-11-02T23:51:41Z")
Adios, avenue of bright amber colored blocks ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/57 "2019-11-03T06:50:24Z")
There exists a woman who is certain Everything that scintillates is aurous And she is purchasing a path of steps to nirvana. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/58 "2019-11-03T07:07:16Z")
You make me jumpy and disoriented Excessive affection causes mental illness in males You rendered me hopeless - it was exciting Golly gosh, large circular flaming orbs ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/59 "2019-11-03T14:50:55Z")
Dirt adjuster to Thomas the Great: Dirt adjuster to Thomas the Great: Consume your supplements and don your headgear ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/60 "2019-11-03T16:46:00Z")
[The Small Eight Legged Creature Ascends the Liquid Drain](https://www.facebook.com/nathanwpyle2/photos/a.1377156059035720/2377216955696287/?type=3&theater) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869/61 "2019-11-03T19:15:18Z")
She was merely a maiden from a village of few people, Existing in a milieu that provides insufficient companionship. Said maiden boarded an iron horse that departed as one day faded to the next. She then journeyed towards a place best named oblivion. The lad hailed from a most populous place, having been spewn into this world and ushered into manhood in the southern sector of a city on the shore of great waters. He as well boarded that self same rail-drawn conveyance, also at the hour of all naughts, and began a similar journey, hurtling in the direction of… no place at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/there-once-was-an-amphibian-named-jeremiah/829869.md?page=4)