# There's a birthday in Georgia MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 29, 2019, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-birthday-in-georgia-mmp/837803 "2019-07-29T09:26:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 10
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-birthday-in-georgia-mmp/837803/10 "2019-07-29T14:28:36Z")
First thing first: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWAMPYKINS! And from last week: > [@The Start of The MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-start-of-the-mmp/837443/170): > > Did I mention I ordered a case of [anvils](https://www.amazon.com/Pro-Grade-59102-55-Pound-Anvil/dp/B01MG61C5V/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=anvil+blacksmith&link_code=qs&qid=1564363563&s=gateway&sourceid=Mozilla-search&sr=8-16)? I really don’t mind the anvils; and yes: I have unloaded and palletized some over the years. What I hate more in terms of the heavy stuff are those stupid heavy duty “pusher” bumpers for trucks and ATVs (because they show up with us basically unboxed/unwrapped and the USPS refuses to handle them - after 5 years of this you think Seattle would have caught on by now) and dog food as I have mentioned before. And although it isn’t heavy ------ soy sauce. Don’t ask me just which brand but one had a great habit of the bottle breaking in shipping and I have had more than one blow apart and leak all over me. And soy milk. Do you have any idea what soy milk smells like after it has leaked, spoiled and baked in a 130 degree trailer for 12 hours? I do! Give me the anvils any day! And never forget my personal favorite: [https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW) --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-birthday-in-georgia-mmp/837803)._