# There's a Brand New Swedish Chick on the Boards! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102 "2001-11-30T11:16:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/1 "2001-11-30T11:16:29Z")
And she’s a good friend of mine. Yep, people, please give **Twilight** a very warm and cheery welcome. And I think she’s okay to flirt with too… I’d tell you all about her, but I know she’d be pissed if I somehow robbed her of the opportunity to talk a bit. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/2 "2001-11-30T11:18:41Z")
Welcome to the boards! Set right up and jump right in. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/3 "2001-11-30T11:22:30Z")
Swedish chick??? WOO HOOO!!!😃 So, **Twilight** , how YOU doin’?😉 Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/4 "2001-11-30T11:35:45Z")
Welcome! Any friend of **Soda’s** is a frie… Wait, I’ve never met **Soda**. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? Some Movement from Sweden to overpopulate the boards with Scans? I won’t stand for it! [sub]kidding! Welcome![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/5 "2001-11-30T11:37:49Z")
Hiya, UncleBill. I guess now is as good a time as any to get to know eachother eh? So… How YOU doin’ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/6 "2001-11-30T12:04:07Z")
huh… huh… Swedish chicks… awwww yeah… ---
**Author:** ![hibernicus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hibernicus/32/2802_2.png) [@hibernicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hibernicus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/7 "2001-11-30T12:22:57Z")
Welcome to the SDMB **Twilight**! The more Swedish chicks, the better, I say! [sub]Psst! **Soda**? Did you get my mail?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/8 "2001-11-30T12:35:48Z")
I did! (Slapping myself). I’ll get back to you pronto. Now we can really have a mini-Malmö-Dopefest! Woo-hoo! And if **Twilight** would stop by sometime soon, this welcome thread wouldn’t seem quite as mundane and pointless. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/9 "2001-11-30T12:40:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soda \* > \*\*Hiya, UncleBill. I guess now is as good a time as any to get to know eachother eh? So… How YOU doin’ 😉 \*\* I’d reply, but you have 666 posts. That scares me. I’ll wait for one more, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Twilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Twilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twilight)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/10 "2001-11-30T12:52:22Z")
Whoa, quite the welcome there people. I’m charmed =) You’ll be seeing a lot more of me around… Thanks Soda for the introduction =) I think my next move is o learn how the darn smilies work around here (hehe) ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/11 "2001-11-30T12:58:10Z")
Okay, since I practically forced you over here, I better give you some pointers. First, for smilies, look over here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies) Next, read every single thread in ATMB. Finally, if someone did something cool, and you want to know how, hit “quote”. All kinds of secrets revealed, I tell ya’! Now, Bill, I don’t have 666 posts anymore. Howsabout it? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/12 "2001-11-30T14:28:36Z")
Sooooo, [sub]\[/sub] how YOU doin? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/13 "2001-11-30T15:04:32Z")
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeej. Hur mur du? When’s the Malmõ Dopefest? Shouln’t we have one in Stockholm first? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/14 "2001-11-30T15:16:07Z")
Now I’m picturing the chef from the muppets after reading **Montfort** ’s post. \ Welcome, **Twilight**. I’m not sure if **Soda** told you this or not, but you have to come to a DopeFest America. It’s a new rule, and I’m prety sure it’s in the member agreement somewhere. Oh, and **UB** , you couldn’t figure out if **Soda** was female from [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101749) thread…? _Coding fixed - UB_ [Edited by UncleBeer on 11-30-2001 at 11:21 AM] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/15 "2001-11-30T15:21:57Z")
It’s always best to measure twice, cut once! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/16 "2001-11-30T15:25:26Z")
Wow, Eric, maybe you need a second cup of coffee, first leaving the door open for an easy twist of your words, the the Linkmaster[sup]TM[/sup] makes a coding error??? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/17 "2001-11-30T15:29:05Z")
She’s probably come here seeking the ultimate experience. Me. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/18 "2001-11-30T15:30:36Z")
Oh, thinks, we’ll be there. As soon as we get a wealthy Doper Sugar Daddy to pay for tickets and such… So, as I said, UncleBill, how YOU doin’? [sup][sub]You’re not rich, by any chance, are you?[/sup][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Twilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Twilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twilight)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/19 "2001-11-30T15:47:42Z")
Yeah Soda, I meant to ask you - how’s that Sugar Daddy-project coming along? There’s a few other stops I’d like to make on our way to the Dopefest America… Like Thailand. If hard pressed I’d settle for the Maldives or the West Indies. _dreams on_ ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102/20 "2001-11-30T15:51:14Z")
It would get along a whole helluva lot better if you did some work here too, you know! Come on! Share some of your juicy details and we’ll have Sugar Daddies fighting to send us all over the world. I give good head, what can you offer? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-brand-new-swedish-chick-on-the-boards/96102.md?page=2)