# There's a frog in my house, how can I get him out

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 25, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-frog-in-my-house-how-can-i-get-him-out/511493 "2009-09-25T07:12:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-frog-in-my-house-how-can-i-get-him-out/511493/21 "2009-09-28T16:43:28Z")

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Make a loud announcement “The Germans are coming!” That’ll make him run.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-frog-in-my-house-how-can-i-get-him-out/511493/22 "2009-09-28T16:48:52Z")

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> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#):
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> Make a loud announcement “The Germans are coming!” That’ll make him run.

\<Beatles\>  
o/` Here comes the Hun.  
Doodle oodle  
Here comes the Hun and I say  
“Let’s mime fight!”

Ba doodlee doodloo doodle oodle

Little Petain, oh Marshal,  
how are things in Vichy?  
Little Petain, my Marshal,  
Have you thought this through?

Here comes the Hun,  
doodle oodle  
Here comes the Hun, Petain says  
“We won’t fight!”

Ba doodlee doodloo doodle oodle o/`  
\</Beatles\>

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