# There's a Full Moon. Has anyone turned into a Werewolf? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 24, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703 "2005-02-24T14:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/21 "2005-02-24T22:41:53Z")
I turned into a werewolf once, but I’m alright nooooooooooooooooooooowwww! ---
**Author:** ![Sweeney\_Astray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Sweeney\_Astray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweeney_Astray)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/22 "2005-02-24T23:20:01Z")
Only when in London. I’m safe here. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/23 "2005-02-24T23:32:19Z")
I have, but that’s not really too terribly surprising. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some villages to terrorize. ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/24 "2005-02-24T23:33:42Z")
Only when my @ gets bitten by a d before I can kill it. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/25 "2005-02-25T00:15:47Z")
I suppose I’m obligated to post in this thread but I find threads promoting one’s werewolf-ness to be soooo last year. We modern werewolves prefer to keep it on the down-low these days, you know. It’s all the rage to skulk around badly lit back alleys again. _Skulks menacingly out of thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/26 "2005-02-25T00:58:02Z")
> [@Sweeney](#): > > Only when in London. > > I’m safe here. Ahem. \ > [@](#): > > He’s the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent > Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair > Better stay away from him > He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim > I’d like to meet his tailor > Werewolves of London Copyrighted by Warren Zevron, I believe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VampyChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5daacb/32.png) [@VampyChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VampyChick)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/27 "2005-02-25T01:21:21Z")
I’m a different kind of creature of the night, but where’s **Angua**? ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/28 "2005-02-25T02:42:08Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Hmmmmm. I can belch and fart at will Poor Will. What did he ever do to you? I’m so sorry! I had to! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/29 "2005-02-25T03:38:31Z")
Well, I _slew_ a wereworld last full moon. Does that conut for anything? [SIZE=1]I did it naked and without armor, just to prove I could.[SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/30 "2005-02-25T04:32:14Z")
Somebody call **Fenris**. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/31 "2005-02-25T04:38:48Z")
> [@lizardling](#): > > Only when my @ gets bitten by a d before I can kill it. Well, I don’t know about you, but that’s when I pray to my god. Though losing a perfectly good suit of clothes is a pain in the butt. ---
**Author:** ![MissGypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@MissGypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissGypsy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/32 "2005-02-25T05:09:10Z")
Well, my step-mother-in-law was certain I was going to go into labor when there was a full moon. Two full moons in a row, she told me that. Never happened. But I did get a bit werewolf-ish there at the end of the pregnancy, and even more so at the end of the labor. Snarly, snapping at anyone within a few feet of me, generally unpleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Sweeney\_Astray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Sweeney\_Astray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweeney_Astray)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/33 "2005-02-25T05:22:58Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Ahem. > > \ > Copyrighted by Warren Zevron, I believe. 😃 You’re talking to one who has dined with some frequency at Lee Ho Fook’s… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/34 "2005-02-25T06:46:09Z")
I misread the title as “There’s a Full Moon. Has anyone _else_ turned into a Werewolf?” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/35 "2005-02-25T12:57:41Z")
> [@Sweeney](#): > > You’re talking to one who has dined with some frequency at Lee Ho Fook’s… Did you eat a big bowl of beef chow mein? 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/36 "2005-02-25T18:12:48Z")
> [@Greywolf73](#): > > I suppose I’m obligated to post in this thread but I find threads promoting one’s werewolf-ness to be soooo last year. We modern werewolves prefer to keep it on the down-low these days, you know. It’s all the rage to skulk around badly lit back alleys again. > > _Skulks menacingly out of thread_ I was under the impression that the first rule of werewolf club was that you don’t talk about werewolf club. ---
**Author:** ![krisolov](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krisolov/32/3724_2.png) [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/37 "2005-02-25T22:42:14Z")
My daughter does. However she’s a young teenager and such things are expected. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/38 "2005-02-25T23:33:34Z")
My college roommate once released a very large BM at sunset. He was very proud of his creation and dragged me into the bathroom to marvel at the product of his labors. When we returned to the porcelain altar, it was gone, only traks marking it’s escape down the drain remained. The plausible explanation is that one of our dorm-mates found it and flushed it. But we never knew for sure. Upon returning to our rooms, we both looked out the window and noticed a blood red moonrise–the full moon. 20 years later we still know the call of the were-turd AAAaarrooooooooooo ----- tththththththtbbbbppptt ! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703/39 "2005-02-26T00:52:38Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Did you eat a big bowl of beef chow mein? 😉😃 I dunno, but his hair is perfect. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-full-moon-has-anyone-turned-into-a-werewolf/291703.md?page=1)