# There's a really hot girl in my garage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292 "2007-03-24T05:37:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/1 "2007-03-24T05:37:40Z")
Just thought I’d share… (the news, that is, not the hot girl) (who is helping my roommate and his friend repair a truck). ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/2 "2007-03-24T05:40:24Z")
I’m going to have to ask for the obligatory pictures. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/3 "2007-03-24T05:52:00Z")
So what brand of auto part is that calendar selling? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/4 "2007-03-24T05:55:14Z")
If the hot girl is in your garage, why are you in the computer room? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/5 "2007-03-24T06:01:28Z")
[QUOTE=Oakminster] If the hot girl is in your garage, why are you in the computer room? [/QUOTE] To avoid revealing my staggering ignorance about all things automotive. Plus, I haven’t had time to put my face on. ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/6 "2007-03-24T06:08:55Z")
Sir, gird your sense of humor, grab an extra beer, and jump in. Point at the battery and ask her how it works, then hand her a beer and ogle her stuff. And grin… don’t forget the grin. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/7 "2007-03-24T06:19:14Z")
Close the garage door, turn off all the lights, and tell everyone there was a power outage and you must huddle together for warmth, as your very survival depends on it. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/8 "2007-03-24T07:15:38Z")
Why would you keep a hot girl in the garage? Repeat after me **bed** room. **Bed** room… ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/9 "2007-03-26T07:10:47Z")
Cite? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/10 "2007-03-26T07:40:07Z")
As long as she’s not tied to a chair with a sack over her head, then it’s all good. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/11 "2007-03-26T08:03:21Z")
You never know, **GuanoLad** , some girls are into that. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/12 "2007-03-26T08:30:27Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] As long as she’s not tied to a chair with a sack over her head, then it’s all good. [/QUOTE] Or chopped up in the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/13 "2007-03-26T08:39:20Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] To avoid revealing my staggering ignorance about all things automotive. Plus, I haven’t had time to put my face on. [/QUOTE] Your Oh Face? You know what I’m talkin’ 'bout! ---
**Author:** ![aclubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aclubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aclubs)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/14 "2007-03-26T09:14:59Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Or chopped up in the freezer. I know of no girls who are into that. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/15 "2007-03-26T09:20:10Z")
Clearly, **aclubs** , you’ve never been to California. ---
**Author:** ![aclubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aclubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aclubs)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/16 "2007-03-26T09:23:46Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/17 "2007-03-26T09:55:00Z")
😃 Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/18 "2007-03-26T10:07:33Z")
That exchange took me a couple read-overs and a minute to comprehend. Even the “Oh face” comment slipped in between is relevant, since **aclubs** did indeed make an “Oh face”. I give this thread 4 gold stars. (That is, assuming when **fetus** responded to **aclubs** he had his first comment in mind, rather than **jjimm** ’s which was quoted. Otherwise I only give it a half a gold star.) ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/19 "2007-03-26T11:40:53Z")
[QUOTE=aclubs] I know of no girls who are into that. [/QUOTE] Well there was a guy (known by an actual Doper!) who ate his own penis (not in the oral sex sense.) before volentarily being eaten (see above) by another guy. Of course I want to believe girls are smarter than that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/20 "2007-03-26T13:23:44Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] As long as she’s not tied to a chair with a sack over her head, then it’s all good. [/QUOTE] Over her head…in her mouth…let’s just call the whole thing off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292.md?page=2)