# There's a really hot girl in my garage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292 "2007-03-24T05:37:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/21 "2007-03-26T14:38:37Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Well there was a guy (known by an actual Doper!) who ate his own penis (not in the oral sex sense.) before volentarily being eaten (see above) by another guy. Of course I want to believe girls are smarter than that. [/QUOTE] [hijack]God almighty, that is the thread that has disturbed and plagued me most in my time here on the Dope. When it was active, it just would NOT fall off the front page. Yes, it was my own fault for reading it when it clearly advertised “TM Figgin’ I”…but who can resist a call like that? There are certain things which, once learned, cannot be unlearned. Anyhow, thanks for refreshing my memory. 😛 [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/22 "2007-03-26T17:05:05Z")
Just walk in, and tell her that when she’s done, you want he to help you out with fixing a problem with your Johnson rod. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/23 "2007-03-27T01:02:36Z")
… **lorene** … I patiently waited for what seemed like a year for “TM Friggin’ I” to vanish from the boards so as never to bother me again, because _I didn’t want to know!_ And now, thank you all, I know. You have damned me. [BLEEEECH!!!] ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/24 "2007-03-27T01:09:46Z")
Oh yeah? I once had a really hot girl in my garage. Now she’s sitting on my couch. And she doesn’t _visit_ anymore. 😉 Tripler Get some gumption, ask her out, and join the club. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/25 "2007-03-27T01:57:06Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > That is, assuming when fetus responded to aclubs he had his first comment in mind Of course. 😃 Thanks for all the stars. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/26 "2007-03-27T06:05:20Z")
Well, **Max** , what’s the verdict? I can’t help but imagine so many of these posts in Adam Savage’s “geek” voice. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/27 "2007-03-27T06:40:16Z")
[QUOTE=lorene] [hijack]God almighty, that is the thread that has disturbed and plagued me most in my time here on the Dope. When it was active, it just would NOT fall off the front page. Yes, it was my own fault for reading it when it clearly advertised “TM Figgin’ I”…but who can resist a call like that? There are certain things which, once learned, cannot be unlearned. Anyhow, thanks for refreshing my memory. 😛 [/hijack] [/QUOTE] Sorry about that lorene. But I can’t get it out of my memory either. I can’t even wrap my mind around it. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/28 "2007-03-27T15:29:55Z")
A really hot girl, and she fixes cars?! Can she weld? pant, pant. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/29 "2007-03-27T15:34:20Z")
[QUOTE=Triskadecamus] A really hot girl, and she fixes cars?! Can she weld? pant, pant. [/QUOTE] You must really have a hardon for Scottie on _Mythbusters_. She can weld rings around most guys I know. I don’t know for sure, but I bet she _can_ fix cars (and motorcycles.) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/30 "2007-03-27T15:36:10Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Well there was a guy (known by an actual Doper!) who ate his own penis (not in the oral sex sense.) before volentarily being eaten (see above) by another guy. Of course I want to believe girls are smarter than that. [/QUOTE] Of course they are. Who’s the last girl \*you \* heard of eating her own penis? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/31 "2007-03-27T17:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] Well, **Max** , what’s the verdict? I can’t help but imagine so many of these posts in Adam Savage’s “geek” voice. [/QUOTE] Well, I established verbal contact. She didn’t want any pineapple wedges, however. Then she fell asleep. Then she left. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/32 "2007-03-27T18:47:37Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] Well, I established verbal contact. She didn’t want any pineapple wedges, however. Then she fell asleep. Then she left. [/QUOTE] Sounds like a real dog. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/33 "2007-03-27T19:01:15Z")
I read that as she didn’t want any pineapple wedgies. Well… yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/34 "2007-03-28T16:47:51Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] You must really have a hardon for Scottie on _Mythbusters_. She can weld rings around most guys I know. I don’t know for sure, but I bet she _can_ fix cars (and motorcycles.) [/QUOTE] Actually, both the Mythbuster Babes are extra hot. Bare belly fashions, shooting guns, and blowing stuff up! Wooo. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/35 "2007-03-28T17:01:52Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] She can weld rings around most guys I know. [/QUOTE] So you refer to her as ‘Mistress’ then…? Hey, as long as she doesn’t try to fix you, its all good… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/36 "2007-03-28T18:28:48Z")
[QUOTE=MaxTheVool] Well, I established verbal contact. She didn’t want any pineapple wedges, however. Then she fell asleep. Then she left. [/QUOTE] Aaaahhhh dude cmon, pineapple wedges? You might as well paint “i’m a nice guy, let’s just be friends” on your forehead. What you should have done is been yourself, but put a little arrogant/cocky spin onto it. If you wanna catch a fish, you gotta go fishing is what I always say. So, you walk into the garage with some nice clothes, collared shit and jeans if you’re preppy, or a nice punk ensemble if you’re that kind of person. Anyway, you walk up beside her and just chill there for a bit and check out the car. When you have her attention, make a slightly-rude joke about something. Like, touch the battery and be like “wow this thing is hot, almost as much as something else in this room” Judge her reaction and go from there. That approach can strike out too, but it’s way more likely to get action than freakin pineapple wedges. The only way fruit would work is if your wingman knew she loved pineapples and you got them especially for her. That might have transcended the nice-threshold and resulted in “supersweet guy” points. Can you tell I’m young and girl crazy? lol ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/37 "2007-03-29T07:32:35Z")
“Supersweet guy” points are dangerous this early in the game, **Autolycus**. I’ve definitely lost “fish”, as you say, by being too sweet early on. OTOH, if you and your wingman agree to pretend you didn’t know about her undying love for pineapple wedges, it’d be a great opportunity for a “we’re-so-alike” moment. That said, “pineapple wedges” could be a euphemism for all we know. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/38 "2007-03-29T11:08:05Z")
[QUOTE=lorene] [hijack]God almighty, that is the thread that has disturbed and plagued me most in my time here on the Dope. When it was active, it just would NOT fall off the front page. Yes, it was my own fault for reading it when it clearly advertised “TM Figgin’ I”…but who can resist a call like that? There are certain things which, once learned, cannot be unlearned. Anyhow, thanks for refreshing my memory. 😛 [/hijack] [/QUOTE] … … … l i n k ? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/39 "2007-03-29T11:12:08Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] Or chopped up in the freezer. [/QUOTE] I have to disagree with you here, **jjimm** , me old mate. Once you’ve chopped them up, they go smelly really fast if you don’t freeze them. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/40 "2007-03-29T19:48:23Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Aaaahhhh dude cmon, pineapple wedges? You might as well paint “i’m a nice guy, let’s just be friends” on your forehead. [/QUOTE] I’d recommend instead of wedges, cut the pineapple into rings, slide 'em on your scwanz, walk out to garage and ask, “Care for a refreshing snack? Or maybe some pineapple?” I think she’d get the idea. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292.md?page=3)