# There's a really hot girl in my garage

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**Created:** [March 24, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292 "2007-03-24T05:37:40Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-a-really-hot-girl-in-my-garage/397292/41 "2007-03-29T20:56:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Count Blucher]  
So you refer to her as ‘Mistress’ then…?  
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Her nickname _is_ “Mistress of Metal.”

> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Of course they are. Who’s the last girl you heard of eating her own penis?

Clearly, **Malacandra** , you’ve never been to San Francisco.

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