# There's no more home, an MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 21, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901 "2013-01-21T12:14:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/121 "2013-01-23T22:52:31Z")

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Hot dogs and some cucumber chunks with dressing - how’s that for a birthday dinner?? 😛 I don’t even have the makin’s for brownies or a cake or anything. I didn’t plan too well, did I?

Dammit - now I want brownies. ☹

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/122 "2013-01-23T23:07:00Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Hot dogs and some cucumber chunks with dressing - how’s that for a birthday dinner?? 😛 I don’t even have the makin’s for brownies or a cake or anything. I didn’t plan too well, did I?
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> Dammit - now I want brownies. ☹

If you like cake-mix cakes, I have a few mixes.

(I guiltily admit to liking cake=mix cakes. :eek: )

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/123 "2013-01-23T23:10:18Z")

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Happy Birthday \*\*Moooom and Wiki

Midget\*\* did your get your piano?

Sorry to drive by

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/124 "2013-01-23T23:20:01Z")

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Yippee! We won the quiz!

Ok, so we didn’t, but we did get a prize- it was for coming second-to-last, and that’s just as good, right? 😉

We really need someone who’s half-decent at film 'n tv questions… Though it’s hard to complain when we got more than the entrance fee worth of chocolate as a reward for being crap. 😃

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/125 "2013-01-23T23:53:56Z")

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\*\*Jim \*\*I went to the music store yesterday. The piano I wanted was broken, so they said they’d order another one. And I have it reserved. Yay!

My fingers are so cold it’s hard to type.

Here’s a song for all who are experiencing cold temperatures today. It’s a happy song about summer. [Summer Vibe - Walk off the Earth (Original) - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNzenkoeJcY)  
(warning: minor swearing at the end.)

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/126 "2013-01-23T23:58:30Z")

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Woo boy, I’m a slacker today, and a retired slacker at that! 😃

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY FCM!!!**

and

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI!!!**

Welp, Albuquerque had the cold temps a couple of weeks ago, now the temps are in the 50s. So sorry for all the folks who are suffering with the very cold temps, though, it’s definitely not fun!

We’re having chicken wings tonight, rotisserie seasoned. Should be tasty. 🙂 That’s all I got, sorry! Hope everyone is enjoying their hump day. 🙂

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/127 "2013-01-24T01:11:25Z")

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[Public service announcement]It’s over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=680002). You should participate. It’s fun. [/PSA]

Yay, **Sticky**! You look marvelous!

Nice song, **Midget**!

Sorry about Miss Mary, **swampy**. Hugs.

Crazy busy week at work. (It’s 4-day work syndrome: try to pack 6 days of work into 4 - work expands as the week shrinks. Woo. Hoo.)

Hugs to all I’ve missed.

GT

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/128 "2013-01-24T01:18:16Z")

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Home from Evening Prayer over to the church house. I did my Slackolyte thang tonight and didn’t even mess up once. I even remembered to ring the bells durin’ the Sanctus. Go Me!

**BBBobbio** yay for Scott. I like the idea of not goin’ easy and goin’ against the odds. Who knows, maybe he’ll hang in there a while longer.

It turns out Miss Mary ain’t ready to give it up yet either. Now she has a feeding tube and even agreed to it. Her doctors seem to think that if she can gain some strength she can go b ack to home which is an assisted livin’ place.

There is another “Miss Mary” at St. Pat’s who is pretty much at the last. A dear, sweet lady who has had AD for quite some time. For her it really is a pretty much anytime now situation. She is one of those bright, cheerful people who always has sump’n good to say about everybody. I have always loved it, when ushin’ and we open the doors from the Narthex into the Nave when she’s enterin’ the church proper. She always says, “It’s always a treat to be greeted by such handsome men!” 😃

And on that note I do believe it is beddy bye time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/129 "2013-01-24T01:50:56Z")

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Wow, My family life is messed up. (Was going to use a stronger word than “messed”, but I don’t know if swearing is allowed in the MMP threads.)

My mother is in a women’s shelter 2 hours away. She was told by the shelter people not to go somewhere where she could run into her husband (my father, who isn’t a harmful man - either my mother’s been slandering him, or it’s simply a shelter policy for her not to be allowed to run into my father.)

Well, my mother went and invited herself over to our house - that is, she’s coming tomorrow (Thursday) and staying at our house overnight, because she wants to see a play in a theatre here in Montreal. She’ll drive back to the shelter on Friday morning (and not tell the shelter people she was here.)

My mother’s seeing a play put on by a local theatre group. I strongly suspect that the reason she wants to see the play is because she has a crush on one of the members of the theatre group.

My father and sister and I aren’t exactly happy about my mother coming over, but… at least it’s only for a night?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/130 "2013-01-24T03:16:47Z")

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Internet tube for a moment. : waves :

**MG** , dunno. I wish she was coming to her senses, but it feels funny.

**Vbob** , yay for Scott being stubborn.🙂

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/131 "2013-01-24T04:40:39Z")

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**Midget** , swearing IS allowed in the MMP and I would say that definitely qualifies as fucked up. ☹

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/132 "2013-01-24T06:51:58Z")

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**Bobbio** , \*\*Swampy \*\*-- fingers crossed for those of your acquaintance who need it. Here’s to both of them cheating the Grim Reaper!

\*\*Sticky \*\*-- you’re going to earn your nickname in a new way if you keep going like this! 😃

\*\*Emily \*\*-- to repeat after Sticky, yeah, the whole sitch is completely fucked up; and yes, we can curse as much as we want in the motherfuckin’ MMP – and we can even call \*\*Filbert \*\*nuts! 😉

\*\*GT \*\*-- maybe I will sign up this year.

\*\*Sahi \*\*-- I don’t own any boots ☹ Am I still welcome…?

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/133 "2013-01-24T07:35:54Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Wow, My family life is messed up. (Was going to use a stronger word than “messed”, but I don’t know if swearing is allowed in the MMP threads.)

So far as I can tell, it’s OK as long as you’re not swearing AT another poster.

Sorry your family’s such a mess. (offers friendly hug, chocolate pudding, and purring cat)

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/134 "2013-01-24T07:50:27Z")

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I am up at an undietyly hour.  
Why?  
The DD (damn dog or dear dog, take your choice) decided he wanted to go out.  
I have to say, he is kind of cute in that he shakes so his loose skin makes flopping sounds and then he stares at me. The cute part is that as soon as he sees me move his tail starts wagging so fast.

So I get up to put him out and I think  
Damn! it’s awfully light outside for 2 f’ing 30 in the AM.  
Why is it so light outside for 2 f’ing 30 am?

We got SNOW!!!

Laying in the streets, sticking to the cars friggin SNOW!!!

I hate snow.

{{{ **Midge** }}}

\*\*Special1 \*\* Comeon over but how we gonna knock (the snow off our) boots if you don’t have any?

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/135 "2013-01-24T08:14:08Z")

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> [@sahirrnee](#):
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> \*\*Special1 \*\* Comeon over but how we gonna knock (the snow off our) boots if you don’t have any?

There’s definitely a knock-knock joke in here somewhere, trying to get out… 😉

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/136 "2013-01-24T10:07:10Z")

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Blurf.  
**Moooooooooom** , you better not look outside…

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/137 "2013-01-24T11:23:18Z")

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It’s 30 American outside. It’s supposed to go all the way up to 19 today. \*\*ICE \*\*is in the forecast for tonight.

Oh yes we are layering clothes and warming up the car. C’mon Polly make it up the hill!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/138 "2013-01-24T11:29:02Z")

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Up, caffeinated, off to irk

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/139 "2013-01-24T11:41:08Z")

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we’re havin’ a heat wave - it’s going to hit 20°F today

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/140 "2013-01-24T11:42:16Z")

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Another almost -40 degree day. Lovely.

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