# There's no more home, an MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 21, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901 "2013-01-21T12:14:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/161 "2013-01-24T18:26:03Z")
**Mooommm** figure 1:30 or 2 outta No-fok-a. Fredburg means you could do the I’m-almost-60-&-need-to-do-early-bird-special dinner.😛 Annapolis isn’t too far outta the way, so that could be an option too but would be closer to 6ish. **Sari** , ifn your a comin’, I might just throw my pair of Spider boots in the car. **Special1** , if **Bobbio** is coming, ship me the trout & I’ll whap him for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/162 "2013-01-24T18:28:39Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > No body counts - check. Now, once again, WHAT TIME??? 😛 > > I asked \*\*FCD \*\*- not sure if he wants to attend or not. He thinks he’ll have to work on Sat and he may not want to go anywhere after. So whether he shows or not is up in the air. > > \*\*Sari \*\*- it’d be great if you could make it, but Fredericksburg is a bit of a drive for you - I bet close to 2 hours. And I can’t think of any place on the east side of DC off the beltway, but I don’t know that area too well except to drive by. Too bad 95 isn’t closer to Annapolis - I know places around there. > > See how you’re complicating my life, **Spidey**?? 😛 Piddle pup has to go out every 3-4 hours, which is why I call her piddle pup. Fortunately she lives just a mile from me and she never wants attention from me so it’s usually a quick pop in and out. Fredericksburg is a bit far away I think. As soon as I got there I’d have to turn around and head back home. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/163 "2013-01-24T18:29:41Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Knock knock. > [@sahirrnee](#): > > Who’s there? Boo ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/164 "2013-01-24T18:30:35Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Mooommm** figure 1:30 or 2 outta No-fok-a. > Fredburg means you could do the I’m-almost-60-&-need-to-do-early-bird-special dinner.😛 > Annapolis isn’t too far outta the way, so that could be an option too but would be closer to 6ish. > > **Sari** , ifn your a comin’, I might just throw my pair of Spider boots in the car. > **Special1** , if **Bobbio** is coming, ship me the trout & I’ll whap him for you. 😃 ooohhhhhh Spidey boots. Now you’re tempting me! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/165 "2013-01-24T18:39:38Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > ooohhhhhh Spidey boots. > Now you’re tempting me! [Here ya go 🙂](http://www.frugalreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spiderman-boots.jpg) or perhaps, [these](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oL8Ue7%2BDL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/166 "2013-01-24T18:41:41Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Boo It’s _ **MY** _ joke, and you’re telling it wrong. :harumph: **Sah** : Ether. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/167 "2013-01-24T20:41:41Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > [Here ya go 🙂](http://www.frugalreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spiderman-boots.jpg) > or perhaps, [these](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oL8Ue7%2BDL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)? No chance of losing those in the snow. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/168 "2013-01-24T20:43:06Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > It’s _ **MY** _ joke, and you’re telling it wrong. :harumph: > > **Sah** : Ether. Ether who? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/169 "2013-01-24T20:44:10Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Boo Boo who? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/170 "2013-01-24T20:46:17Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Ether who? The Ether Bunny! Knock knock ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/171 "2013-01-24T20:46:18Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Boo > [@sahirrnee](#): > > Boo who? aw, don’t cry. It’ll be alright. 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/172 "2013-01-24T21:25:36Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > The Ether Bunny! > > Knock knock who’s there ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/173 "2013-01-24T21:35:00Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > aw, don’t cry. It’ll be alright. 😃 🆒 John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle for _this?_ ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/174 "2013-01-24T21:38:27Z")
John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle for this who? Hmmm. Doesn’t really work too well. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/175 "2013-01-24T21:47:10Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle for this who? > Hmmm. Doesn’t really work too well. I beg your pardon. Did John von Neumann invent the fetch execute cycle, upon which modern computing is based, so that adults can make bad knock knock jokes on message boards? Please use your coaster. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/176 "2013-01-24T21:51:03Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle for this who? > Hmmm. Doesn’t really work too well. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Did John von Neumann invent the fetch execute cycle, upon which modern computing is based, so that adults can make bad knock knock jokes on message boards? No no no. “John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle, upon which modern computing is based, so that adults can make bad knock knock jokes on message boards.” yeah, **gotti’s** right. It doesn’t work. :D:D ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/177 "2013-01-24T21:51:10Z")
OK, \*\*FCD \*\*has weighed in - if we do Fredburg, he votes for Joe’s Crab Shack. If we want to make it more **sari** -friendly, I suggest [Rip’s](http://www.ripscountryvillage.com/) on 301 in Bowie. By my calculations, it’s about 10 miles east of I-495/95 via MD 50. It’s about an hour from my place, slightly longer from **BBBobbio** ’s and probably about the same or a little less from **sari** ’s. It’s really close to **tugig** , if he wants to play. We’ve eaten there a few times - in fact, we dined with \*\*Cartooniverse \*\*there once when he was in DC! It’s where Dopers meet! 😃 Or there are other places in Bowie that could work. Anyway, I toss them out there for consideration. We should probably make a decision soon, huh? 😃 Home, wondering if daughter is coming for supper tonight. We’re doing sammiches and chips and brownies. Yum! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/178 "2013-01-24T21:55:16Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > No no no. > > “John von Neumann invented the fetch execute cycle, upon which modern computing is based, so that adults can make bad knock knock jokes on message boards.” > > yeah, **gotti’s** right. It doesn’t work. :D:D The fetch execute cycle doesn’t work? Where did you go to school? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/179 "2013-01-24T21:58:15Z")
school? what makes you think I went to school? _::wanders off, laughing maniacally::_ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901/180 "2013-01-24T22:02:34Z")
Too bad he didn’t invent any fetch execute cycles for hackers, spammers and telemarketers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-no-more-home-an-mmp/647901.md?page=10)