# There's something colorful in my pants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955 "2003-10-22T19:50:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/1 "2003-10-22T19:50:17Z")

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I feel a bit like Steve Martin but it’s true…

[The new 20’s are here! The new 20’s are here!](http://money.cnn.com/2003/05/13/news/economy/twenty/)

I just got back from a cash machine and at first I though it gave me some waterstained bills. Stupid machine.

Wait… no, stupid me.

Personally, I think they’re pretty cool. The old green and black was pretty boring. My new cash seems kinda… happy.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/2 "2003-10-22T20:19:06Z")

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We were all expecting a particularly inventive poop thread . . .

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**Author:** ![ChocolateJesus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@ChocolateJesus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChocolateJesus)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/3 "2003-10-22T20:20:17Z")

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That’s what I thought when I first saw the new 20’s for the first time. I almost cried they were so pretty. 🙂

CJ

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/4 "2003-10-22T20:33:05Z")

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Too bad they are not new 20’s style “Death Rays.”  
Ducks&Runs . . .

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/5 "2003-10-22T21:00:24Z")

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I think they’re cool too. Exept for the hundreds of little 20s on the back.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/6 "2003-10-22T21:12:23Z")

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Well, at least he’s not trying to tell us about that little rooster with all the brightly colored feathers he’s so fond of.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/7 "2003-10-22T22:26:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*We were all expecting a particularly inventive poop thread . . . \*\*

Actually, _I_ thought this was going to be about new Underoos!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/8 "2003-10-22T23:08:37Z")

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_Here’s a tip for a Chocolate Jesus  
Please [take a quick peek inside](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3407287#post3407287)  
'Cause that .sig of yours, Chocolate Jesus  
Is longer than it is wide_

😉

Uh, I guess that’s pretty colourful-- for greenbacks. Kind of a contradiction in terms, though-- like psychedelic tweed.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/9 "2003-10-22T23:15:08Z")

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Hah. We Canadians get beautiful multicolored currency, while you call green and yellow an improvement.

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**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/10 "2003-10-22T23:41:40Z")

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I thought **lieu** had managed to stuff Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat down his pants. I am sorely disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/11 "2003-10-23T02:50:03Z")

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I thought maybe he’d been eating a lot of beets.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/theres-something-colorful-in-my-pants/208955/12 "2003-10-23T02:55:23Z")

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I wish they’d go and make the money REALLY colorful. The new ones are all right, but it’s not all THAT impressive. I’m with **Gadfly** on this. They have neat looking money. (I also want a dollar coin that people actually spends, and if that means ditching the bill, so be it!)
