# There've been no squcky autopsy threads lately **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298 "2006-05-26T10:22:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/161 "2006-05-27T00:15:44Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Or could you e-mail me? (I see your address isn’t public) I have an autopsy question that I’d rather not ask publicly. I e-mailed you. Of course you can. Anything I can do for you. ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/162 "2006-05-27T00:18:12Z")
> [@gabriela](#): > > …The forensic pathologist in charge freaked out because she couldn’t remember what you do for live people. She actually started yelling, “Somebody call a doctor!” She has never been allowed to live this down. … This caused the biggest, and only, laugh I’ve had while slaving away in the lab all week to prevent any more customers coming your way gabriela. I’m glad you joined this crowd of lunatics. ---
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/163 "2006-05-27T00:30:06Z")
> [@dwyr](#): > > This caused the biggest, and only, laugh I’ve had while slaving away in the lab all week to prevent any more customers coming your way gabriela. I’m glad you joined this crowd of lunatics. Bless you, dwyr. I don’t want any more work, and my customers don’t either. So thank you for your work even if it is soul-killing slavery. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/164 "2006-05-27T02:13:19Z")
Claps wildly with giddy interest. Well told, well told indeed. I would like to hear what happens next during the procedure. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/165 "2006-05-27T02:44:01Z")
You see dead PEOPLE ! Oh , wait , they’re really dead … Sorry … ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/166 "2006-05-27T03:46:45Z")
So, what did happen to \*\*indecisive[/]b? Is she dead yet? Are we cutting up **Hal** tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/167 "2006-05-27T03:48:37Z")
Bother. Coding spill in aisle ten! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/168 "2006-05-27T04:11:45Z")
Oh, I bet the next person has to clean it up!! _looks around_ Wait. Crap. That’s me. Christ, just because I fell upon hard times and took a job as head jizz mopper at the peep show down the street doesn’t mean I get first crack at cleaning this coding. Gr…and it’s gonna stain, too. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/169 "2006-05-27T04:12:50Z")
You don’t wanna even hear about occpuational hazards! In the winter, when the heat wasn’t working, they’d have spooge-cicles falling off the ceilings and doorways. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/170 "2006-05-27T05:46:47Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > I think **Mr. Bus Guy** is in the bathroom being sick. You told him to suck the egg salad off the brain. He didn’t use the yankauer suction handle. :rolleyes: He didn’t use the wall suction… at all… heh. By now, I was out wiping brain stuff offa me. But that’s some bitchin’ egg salad. ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thereve-been-no-squcky-autopsy-threads-lately/358298/171 "2006-05-27T09:55:07Z")
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