# Thesaurus **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/201 "2019-11-03T03:56:20Z")
From one and a half lines to four, more than doubled. Time for a new sentence? This is why we can’t have nice things. This is why we can’t have nice _dismembered hands._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/202 "2019-11-03T09:13:09Z")
This is why _all the people_ can’t have nice dismembered hands. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/203 "2019-11-03T16:57:12Z")
This is why all the people can’t have _pleasurable_ dismembered hands. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/204 "2019-11-03T18:06:12Z")
This is why all the _homo sapiens_ can’t have pleasurable dismembered hands. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/205 "2019-11-03T19:14:48Z")
_The specific reason for_ why all the homo sapiens can’t have pleasurable dismembered hands. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/206 "2019-11-03T19:42:23Z")
The specific reason for why all the homo sapiens can’t _hold onto_ pleasurable dismembered hands. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/207 "2019-11-03T20:30:08Z")
The specific reason for why all the homo sapiens can’t hold onto pleasurable dismembered _workmen._ ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/208 "2019-11-03T23:45:45Z")
The specific reason for why all the \*queer \*sapiens can’t hold onto pleasurable dismembered workmen. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/209 "2019-11-04T00:02:20Z")
The specific reason for why all the queer sapiens _lack the ability to_ hold onto pleasurable dismembered workmen. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/210 "2019-11-04T02:44:49Z")
The specific reason for why all the queer sapiens lack the ability to hold onto pleasurable\*, vivisectioned\* workmen. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/211 "2019-11-04T02:52:55Z")
The specific _intellect_ for why all the queer sapiens lack the ability to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned workmen. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/212 "2019-11-04T06:22:44Z")
The specific intellect for why all the queer sapiens lack the _talent_ to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned workmen. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/213 "2019-11-04T07:07:45Z")
The specific intellect for why all the queer sapiens _don’t possess_ the talent to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned workmen. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/214 "2019-11-04T13:41:45Z")
The specific intellect for why all the queer sapiens don’t possess the _faculty_ to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned workmen. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/215 "2019-11-04T15:02:35Z")
The specific intellect \* wherefore \*all the queer sapiens don’t possess the faculty to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned workmen. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/216 "2019-11-04T15:16:31Z")
The specific intellect wherefore all the queer sapiens don’t possess the faculty to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned _drones_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/217 "2019-11-04T15:21:41Z")
The specific intellect wherefore all the queer sapiens don’t possess the _college staff_ to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned drones. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/218 "2019-11-04T15:44:47Z")
The specific intellect wherefore all the _LGBTQ+_ sapiens don’t possess the college staff to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned drones. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/219 "2019-11-04T17:26:27Z")
The specific intellect wherefore _the entirety of_ the LGBTQ+ sapiens don’t possess the college staff to hold onto pleasurable, vivisectioned drones. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/220 "2019-11-04T18:00:25Z")
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