# Thesaurus **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309 "2016-07-19T12:24:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/441 "2019-11-26T16:44:00Z")
1. To get your phalanges on twenty winks, might could have night time visions - yowzah, there’s the kneading, for in that siesta of permanent cessation of function what castles in the air may come when we have discombobulated off this lethal _bottle opener_, must furnish to us a break in the action. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/442 "2019-11-26T18:25:50Z")
1. To get your phalanges on twenty winks, might could have night time visions - yowzah, there’s the kneading, for in that siesta of permanent cessation of function what castles in the air may come when we have discombobulated off this lethal bottle opener, must furnish to us a break in the _maneuver_. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/443 "2019-11-26T21:54:36Z")
1. To get your phalanges on twenty winks, might could have night time visions - yowzah, there’s the kneading, for in that siesta of permanent cessation of function what castles in the air may _ejaculate_ when we have discombobulated off this lethal bottle opener, must furnish to us a break in the maneuver. Next: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/444 "2019-11-26T23:29:11Z")
1. Of all the gin joints in all the _municipalities_ in all the world, she walks into mine. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/445 "2019-11-26T23:55:47Z")
1. Of all the gin joints in all the municipalities in all the world, _that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale_ walks into mine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/446 "2019-11-27T00:56:24Z")
1. Of all the _John Barleycorn_ joints in all the municipalities in all the world, that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale walks into mine. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/447 "2019-11-27T01:36:36Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn joints in all the municipalities in all the world, that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale _strolls seductively_ into mine. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/448 "2019-11-27T03:49:19Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn joints in all the municipalities in all the world, that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale strolls seductively into _the one that I own_. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/449 "2019-11-27T12:15:42Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn joints in all the municipalities in all \*the 38 global time zones \*that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/450 "2019-11-27T12:21:29Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn _marijuana cigarettes_ in all the municipalities in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, blonde femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/451 "2019-11-27T12:34:53Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the municipalities in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, _toeheaded_ femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/452 "2019-11-27T13:35:08Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the \*local governmental districts \*in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, toeheaded femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/453 "2019-11-27T13:41:35Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the _parochial_ governmental districts in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, towheaded femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/454 "2019-11-27T15:50:00Z")
1. Of _the sum total of every_ John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, towheaded femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/455 "2019-11-27T18:13:51Z")
1. Of the sum total of every John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time zones that long, leggy, towheaded _siren_ strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/456 "2019-11-27T18:31:39Z")
1. Of all the John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the municipalities in all the 38 global time zones that _length of a football field_, leggy, blonde femme fatale strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/457 "2019-11-27T18:32:29Z")
1. Of the sum total of every John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time \*expanses \*that long, leggy, towheaded siren strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/458 "2019-11-27T19:05:21Z")
1. Of the sum total of every John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time expanses that long, leggy, towheaded _mythological temptress_ strolls seductively into the one that I own. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/459 "2019-11-27T19:36:50Z")
1. Of the sum total of every John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time expanses that long, leggy, towheaded mythological temptress strolls seductively into the one that I _have legal possession of_. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309/460 "2019-11-27T19:40:48Z")
1. Of the sum total of every John Barleycorn marijuana cigarettes in all the parochial governmental districts in all the 38 global time expanses that _length of a football field_, leggy, towheaded mythological temptress strolls seductively into the one that I have legal possession of. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thesaurus/760309.md?page=24)